All the lists.
I've got Best Thread Starter nailed on. Cheers mates.
AD ― Tonight when everyone goes to bed, please say a prayer for AD. He was so close to losing his life on that Tunisian beach the other day. I'm not sure everyone knows it because it really deserved it's own thread. For those who don't know – AD was strolling around on the very same beach where the ISIS attacks were, not long before it. Praise the lord he's still here to share the tales of what might have been.
Adramelch ― Seems like he's always on World Of Warcraft. I've not really noticed him much on here though.
AE ― Full deserving of his lifetime achievement award for his outstanding accomplishment in the footballing world. It doesn't really seem like he gets much out of this place, and more than likely only comes back because he knows the members here are interested in his career and will always wish him well. Watches a lot of television and was first on here to recommend The Knick, which was a good move because it was a decent series. Other than that, he doesn't really get involved much. Still, seems a good lad and it's always nice to have a “I know a professional footballer” feather in your cap, to doff now and again.
Alan Shearer The 2nd ― It seems like he only posts in the driving thread and that's a bit of a shame because he seems pretty cool. Plus his views on driving are almost polar opposite to mine. One of us takes pleasure in taking long drives in nice cars with nothing but the sound of the engine for company. The other drives all day and therefore hates driving when he's not working, and must fill any driving time with music blaring to distract him from roadrage. Hopefully everyone can figure out who's who.
Alex ― Posts well in the hip-hop thread and even though our tastes are quite different at times, I still find his posts interesting and will always read through his opinions and recommendations of new records and artists to listen out for.
Andy ― I'd say he probably gets sick of the bloke comments, but he's so much of a bloke that he won't take time away from drinking ale and making stuff out of wood to read a boring list on the internet. He's got marathons to run instead. If he does read this, I'd like him to know that he seems sound.
Angel Di Mahowia ― His postcount must fool people into holding him among the elite. If TTH actually had some kind of annual presentation dinner, the likes of Yevrah, Jimmy Floyd and Lewis would be at a loss as to why Mahow and his grizzly beard was sat with them at the big boys' table. Don't get me wrong, he's harmless enough and never offends anyone, but his posts don't really interest me. I suppose the law of averages aren't in his favour for every post being good, because there are so many of them, mind you. I'm still flummoxed by the Christmas gift he gave that girl he fancied, especially after his photo confirmed he isn't thirteen.
Bamster ― Gets a lot of lolwut stick, especially from an admin, but he seems quite funny. Barely posts but when he does it's usually a semi-amusing quip, poking fun at someone or something relevant. A sort of Pepe-lite, although some may argue we don't need one Pepe, nevermind a diluted cockney version.
Bernanke ― Definitely one of the best posters on here. Serious contender for most underrated alongside lynskey and myself. Hermader.
Benny ― His photoshops alone make me wish he continues posting forever, even after this place has died a death. Be them with or without the infamous Lofty snap included, he never fails to amuse me. The Hammerstein mugshot painting one was an all-time board highlight for me.
Boydy ― A bit overly cyncial, which can make him look like a dick, and I really don't get his fascination in striving to distance himself from being considered a Liverpool fan. Obviously was one day, if the email address rumours are to believed. He's alright though, I guess, although can often be found a little too close to a Scottish admins anus.
Browning ― Does himself no favours in the werewolf games but he seems like an decent all-rounder. His enthusiam for Pokemon is almost as endearing as Utotri's love for all things Eurovision.
Bruhdinho ― Often comes across as false, like he's trying to maintain a character or demonstrate a very specific outlook. He occasionally slips out of the role though and then his seemingly real self is a shining light in comparison. When he's not being suspicisouly mendacious, he's a good poster and I'm glad he's back from the recent hiatus.
Byron ― Seems to come into his own in the werewolf threads. I often confuse him with Demerit, which is no bad thing. However he's now copied someone elses avatar which is even most confusing.
Carninho ― Clearly watches Big Brother but is too busy watching wrestling to talk about it. Voted Danny to win though, the jerk. So stick to wrestling, actually, Danny-bum-licker.
CJ ― Another underrated poster who contributes well in the hip-hop thread, but holds his own in a few other discussions too. Hopefully he'll start to post more.
Clunge ― Seems like he's only recently started posting because I hadn't come across him until about a month ago. A welcome addition, anyhow.
corduroy ― Has had a lot of praise in a few lists, and there's some ongoing joke about a dog going on, but I'm afraid I've never really noticed him enough to understand either.
Dark Soldier ― A very interesting character, and he seems a little restrained too. Magic's took the mantle of King Of Cringe now anyway and even though DS more than likely did it first, if he did step up and post what's ostensibly boiling beneath the surface, he'd probably be accused of doing a Magic, or worse, copying Vic Flange. I like him though, and I feel his has a good balance between psycho-cringe-nice. Probably a contender for best poster when he can be bothered too.
Davgooner ― I really don't understand the van comments, but don't feel like I'm missing out either. Seems a genuine Arsenal fan, probably has a minging old away shirt with Jensen on the back, knocking about somewhere to prove it and all.
diljeet ― His tips are top. Somone once did an analysis of how much you'd have lost if you put £10 on all of Ray Winstone's half time bets. It was a lot. If someone did a same report on following diljeet's bets in a similar fashion, we'd probably all get depressed we ignored them all. I rate them so highly infact, that I even recently messaged him privately asking for tips. I guess that's probably a bit much. His posts outside of betting are often atrocious, although that just makes me like him even more.
Dj_Luca ― A fan favourite in TTH folklore. He's always been pleasant enough to me, so I'm happy for him to keep that crown too.
dquincy ― I feel like he's someone Bamster got to sign up when they both played CM3 together, and now he just hangs about on here when he's really got nothing else to be doing.
eltharion_doa ― I was surprised he read this thread, as he's rarely seen outside of the old Gamezine thread, or someone not directly discussing van Gaal's United. Has been around since the beginning, probably witnessed great bantz between dquincy and Bamster back in the day. Like, remember that time when they both signed one of the Barros Schellotto boys each and dquincy won the league with Bayer Leverkusen? Oh what heady days.
Fandan ― Any friend of beer is a friend of mine.
Foe ― Has seemed a bit down in the dumps lately but I hope that passes because the fun-loving, not-arsed Foe was a far more enjoyable poster. Chin up, big man. And get those disco muscles out while the sun has got his hat on.
Fry Crayola ― Has he gone AWOL lately? I know he was having computer problems, but I feel like I haven't seen him post in donkeys years. Hopefully he'll be back to top form soon, with an eight A4 side length post about Dragons Lair II.
Gray Fox ― This is a true story: Some lad from Stafford joined The Dugout with a terrible username, but which conveyed his loyalty to Liverpool FC, seeing as he was born in the city they play their home games in. He saw a poster known as Daws, aka Kiko, post United rumours and everybody get excited. Lfc4ever2k6 tried to do the same only for his favourite team, and he was immediately questioned as to who his sources were. But why didn't they question Kiko, mam? He sobbed into the flags of his patio, wishing his mother was around to answer his worries. He came up with a plan, and he reinvited himself as Gray Fox. An apparently American, old, Leicester City fan. Or so his new name suggested. SerpentGazeoux was a bit pissed off when he saw the name pop up, but realised he had no right to kick off as he had changed from his old moniker of Gaseous Snake, which he felt Gray Fox sort of emulated. Anyway, Gray Fox pops up with some football rumours like he did before. Patrik Berger rumoured to takeover after Dalglish. People see the post and think it's a load of toss, until they see his new username. Fuck me sideways it's Iain Hume. A man in the know. Sure, at this point he was clowning around in League Two, but he still had contacts in the game. And so credibility in the transfer rumours was established. Now Iain Hume's in the Indian Super League but still finds time to complain about Benteke moving up North, such is Gray Fox's dedication to TTH. All we need now is for diljeet to re-register as Ponytailed Goalkeeping Moustache and we'll be believing his rumours in no time. And yet, to this day, Kiko gets away without crediting a source because somewhere inside every TTH poster, everyday we cry a little over that little budgerigar.
Hammerstein ― I don't believe him. Sorry, mate. I just don't believe your stories.
Harold Flair ― I don't know why but I find all the Ric Flair gifs funny. Will probably tire of it eventually, but he's been doing it a long time now and there's no sign of me getting fed of it anytime soon. I stopped reading any of his posts with text in a long time ago though, because they were nonsensical and repetitive dribble, filled with racism and incorrect statements issued as facts. F that.
Henry ― If he didn't get drawn into arguments so easily he might actually be tolerable. He does though, so isn't.
Hfswjyr ― Børk!
Ian ― Almost deleted him thinking I didn't really have much to say (I don't) but, similar to Fandan's entry, he's a beer fan and so deserves not to be removed from my list. Probably has a bit of a belly.
igor_balis ― An absolute legend. A future TTH icon. If I scroll down a thread and see his name, I pause, glance to the side and prey it's an embedded youtube video. A comedy don and a top lad to boot. He'd be invited to my fictional special invite-only meet, along with Taz, SincereTheRebel, Mert, SvN, newschooldevil, Multi Sama Kiko & Magic.
Jimmy Floyd ― Slipping into dangerous territory, where he only posts about his job. At least Shindig has Playstation posts to fall back on; Jimmy doesn't even have them. Get back to cavorting around in every thread like the Demon Headmaster, like you used to do.
John ― He just seems to be around. Tries to throw his weight about, but does it in a way not to derail discussions. Shame he doesn't really add to them though, only really posts to call others out. That makes it sound worse than it is though; I dunno. I feel like a lot of the posters I like, don't like John, but I don't get involved. He's a bit like Jack in BB at the moment, in that respect.
John_Arne ― Really amuses me from time to time, and I like that he doesn't every take anything too serious.
Kikó ― The board is a better place for him. Serious scoop on Fergie rang true too, so eternal respect for that cos I dine out on that in rl like a champ.
King_Wazza ― Hopefully not as torn up over JBJ as I was. Hold tight, brother. The champion will once again rise in the dawn, 'til the seed of the fire flicker and glow. 'Til the stars are beginning to blink and peep, but us young will lie long and dream in our bed, of the matching ribbons – the white, blue and red.
Laurent Robert ― A really funny guy. Actually bums me out a bit when he posts miserable stuff. The Newcastle coaches thing really tickled me though.
Lee ― Posts well in the games bit and seems like a pretty passionate gooner.
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Lewis ― A very funny bloke who can be ridiculously condescending at time, but never comes across as a bad guy. Quite a skill, really! It's no surprise he's won Best Poster six times in a row. His status as the go to guy for TTH history all but ensures that he'll win it continually, alone.
lynskey ― Very underrated. Ought to venture out of the hip hop thread a bit more.
Magic ― Gave me a glowing review and it'd be rude not to give him one back, I guess... as if I wouldn't anyway! Sure, he can overstep the mark at times, and he knows it, but more often than not her errs on the side of hilarious and it's quite remarkable how much of a reaction he gets. The puking gif just summed him up nicely in a single post, really. If he aren't already a member on Documenting Reality, get on it now, boy. It's a veritable cornucopia of unpleasantness; a treasure trove of gore; an overflowing vein of filth; definitely Magic's cup of tea, as it is mine.
Mark ― Wasn't meant to be on the list! My apologies.
Max Power ― Only posts rarely, but on the occasion he does pop up in the hip-hop thread, it's usually worth the wait.
mf phonics ― A very good troll, but not annoying with it. Some people need to lay off him a bit.
Mike ― When he's not eating Popeyes at the park with diabled children, he's sniffing coke out of his t-shirt pocket and shamelessly parading around in shorts stained by another man's jizz that's dripped out of a girl he's hadon his lap. Also been blocked on Twitter by Alex Brooker for the near-constant abuse he gave him. His tweet immediately after the block? A big hand for Mr Brooker, please. Shameless.
mikem ― May well have registered in 2010 but is a serious contender for Best Newbie.
morris0n ― Luca is Shelton Benjamin and morris0n is Charlie Haas.
Multi ― Living the dream of get money, fuck bitches. Hero.
newschooldevil ― To this day I still feel like my opening line, My dick's as big as newschooldevil's surname, was overlooked. It should be top-ranked on Rap Genius, really. Lyrical fire.
niko_cee ― Does well to be so liked despite nobody really knowing anything about his real life. Regista was going well like that until recently. niko_cee is admirable for that.
Obamert ― Wind-up merchant extraordinaire. Sometimes gets too deeply invested in the arguments he originally only got involved in for the lulz, but more often than not manages to keep his posts in jest. I really like Mert.
Offshore Toon ― Reminds me of someone I know in rl. Even looks like him. Both are cool guys.
Pepe ― I don't know why he reads TTH because he hardly gets involved in discussions. Does add funny one-liners to a lot of threads though, and always seems very well-up on the in-jokes of the moment.
QE Taz ― My vote for best poster, hands down. So-called meltdown aside (c'mon, it had been coming) he absolutely nails posting on TTH. Treads a very fine line in regards to the rules of the place, but he doesn't care, and it's very rare he does a Harold and oversteps the mark to warrant a warning. I really like him. Completely bottled the last kickabout though.
Regista ― Claims he's given up on making weekend football threads. I really hope that's just an idle thread. He makes my weekend so much better with those opening posts. Apparently he's not a gay foreigner too.
Samoth ― When I was compiling the list to start this thread I saw his name in the list of members and was like nah mate he's long gone. Then I clicked on his name and saw the avatar – d'oh, that's who he is! So yeah, I'd never clocked his name before but the Frank Sidebottom avatar stuck with me. He seems like a good lad, and a good poster.
ScousePig ― I never know if the bitterness is genuine or not. If not, just stop pretending because it's not really that funny and Benny is too well liked on here to be touched. If it is genuine, then well I don't know what to say. PM Smiffy for some helpful tips, maybe?
sergeantdisco ― One of the best posters in the games bit so should definitely post more in mainland TTH.
Serpent Gazeux ― Used to be very committed to the board but nowadays is barely even a fixture. No doubt the massive holiday off work has contributed to his absence, so hopefully he'll be back creating threads and making lengthy interesting posts soon.
SincereTheRebel ― Comes across as ignorant without caring, and that's awesome. So what if he doesn't know something banal and uninteresting? His quizzes in the trivia thread more than make up for not knowing the difference between bought and brought!
Smiff ― A proper rollercoaster of a person. Some days he feels lethal as anything, and other days he's moping about, begging for compliments on a mosaic he's made in the B&B he's working in that month. I like top of the ride Smiffy, but down-and-out Smiffy is a bit of a deadbeat.
Snapman ― I liked him better when he was underrated because I felt like he didn't try so hard. It's strange that Mahow's such a fan that he's stolen his signature to use as the bit of writing under his username.
Snazz ― Beast.
Spoonsky ― I amuse myself by picturing his parents as Zoey Holloway and Freeway.
SvN ― Really a top bloke, although it doesn't take much for him to become defensive. I don't know anything about him in real life, but his contributions on TTH can be really good.
The Merse ― An absolute disaster as of late. His messed up relationship coming to a staggered end and his desire to get some lame fisherman tattoos have done him no favours in terms of posting. Hopefully he can put that all behind him and move on as a better contributer.
The Reid ― Shags crisps.
7om ― Seemed to come out of nowhere and climb straight to the top of the ladder (but that's enough enough wrestling puns) and has since settled down as one of the better members. His photo of his view at Wrestlemania still makes me laugh.
Utotri ― I wish I liked anything as much as he likes Eurovision. Even something inanimate like biscuits. Imagine being that passionate about biscuits! The world would be a better place for that person.
Weaver ― He's like a good version of that Jonny lad.
Wullie ― Really amuses me. Seems to have a major problem with Magic and diljeet, but it's probably just IT banter. Get Davgooner involved and we've got a really bad spinoff of the IT Crowd in the making. Despite his issues with two of my favourite posters, I really like Wullie. Doesn't really post that much but does a good job at keeping the funny going almost consistently when he does.
Yevrah ― I liked the Eibar saga and it makes me wish he currently had another FM save on the go. I feel like he's made a few random but funny threads in the past too. If he hasn't, he should anyway because he commits to stuff like GS used to, and that makes for a better board.
Zimidy ― I bet he has a mini blurt if he accidentally flicks over to Homes Under The Hammer. Bless.