That you meant it only makes it worse.
That you meant it only makes it worse.
It was a clever satire on my having posted something out of character and about sex by posting what appears to be a remorseful statement, but is in fact a pun even more out of character and about sex.
I normally charge £30 an hour for this stuff.
"I'll get these healthy snack bars to try to cut down on biscuits, I'll just put them in the cupboard and have maybe one a da... whoops they're all gone."
Every time. You're better off with chocolate, at least it's satisfying.
Aren't most healthy snackbars in Europe now?
Amazon are a bit mad. I ordered three items which were sent out in two goes. One of them is still listed as 'out for delivery' despite the Amazon Logistics chump stuffing it in a neighbouring postbox and allowing me to find it out of a mixture of nosy curiosity and nobody else in the building checking their post ever. The other one was delivered to 'a resident' instead, with no clue as to who that is.
I contacted Amazon to let them know I have 2/3 of the order but not the third, they arranged a replacement for it and said they'd shout angrily at their Logistics rep. The confirmation email told me they were just sending everything again, and when I told them this they basically said 'meh, keep it all'
The ineptitude must cost them as much as they save on tax.
What did you get?
Be careful what you get yourself into, Wullie.
http://arstechnica.co.uk/information...opping-basket/
Went down to the barber to get my haircut and was met with a 'CLOSED - Lunch until 1:25'
Tried the barber across the road and was met with a stupid bitch telling me patronisingly as if I couldn't tell by her being a disgusting fat cunt that she was just about to go on lunch too.
Fine, only 20 minutes until my usual opens so I went back after 25 minutes to find it absolutely fucking mobbed? Get to fuck. Binned it.
It was a load of CDs. I didn't really complain and even tried to save them money by telling them ahead of dispatch that I don't need everything sent again, but I'll take a free dildo any day of the week.
Ungrateful people when I'm cooking for them, complaining at what I'm cooking when they're getting a meal for free and knew what was coming first. Mardy cow.
My computer chair situation.
I have one which I got off Gumtree a few years ago. It is monumentally shit and the other week all the fucking wheels kept falling out.
I decided to use duct tape to keep them in place, one just wont fucking comply though and keeps falling out. This has resulted in me almost being flipped off the chair in spectacular fashion at about 4am the other day, luckily I managed to grab onto my desk to prevent anything seriously bad happening. I've also almost stacked it (albeit nowhere near as closely or quite as bad) another 3 or 4 times.
I decided today to use one of the dining room chairs as the computer chair tried to throw me off again today. The bad thing about this chair is the lack of wheels (I like just rolling about), an uncomfortable back and absolutely no padding whatsoever so my arse is on life support right now even though I've added a cushion.
Another 10 days until the chair I ordered from Amazon (why didn't I just go and buy one ffs) arrives :\
What happened to the gamer chair?
I always imagined Mahow had some epic setup of a thing complete with cup holders and the works.
My brother had a black computer gaming chair that developed 'arm chocolate' over his teenage years.
A Question of Sport.
This is the 45th series for fuck sake.
Seinfeld. I hate woody allen so maybe i just hate all narcotic Jewish comedy. Its so forced and unfunny.
Plus he looks like @Alan Shearer The 2nd
Phil Tufnell is the worst thing about it.
EDIT: Seinfeld, that is.
Plus one for that. Not that I can say I hate Seinfeld, but I just don't get it. It's not at all funny, I think.
I do like many Woody Allen films though. I have a hard time accepting Woody Allen himself, as a person and an actor, mind you.
Despite loving Curb Your Enthusiasm I absolutely hated Seinfeld. I don't think it made me laugh once from what I saw of it and the characters were all unlikeable wankers, which may have been the point, but still.
I quite liked Seinfeld when I watched it, but it wasn't anywhere near as good as I expected it to be. Incredibly influential and shit, but I think a lot of stuff it influenced is just funnier. Father Ted for one.
The stand-up segments are fucking awful as well.
Fuck sake.
Been watching too much American cop shit.
Seinfeld is superb you mongs.
The biggest problem with Seinfeld was that Jerry Seinfeld is incapable of acting. He just wasn't up to it, which makes the whole thing painful.
I tried a couple of episodes recently, really didn't like it. The laugh track is horrible (funnily enough I don't mind laugh tracks on Cheers, Friends and other shows).
Curb Your Enthusiasm is brilliant.
All of those shows were filmed before live audiences rather than using laugh tracks, Cheers in particular started with a disclaimer to say so every episode.
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I have the same issue with all those stupid American sitcoms from the 90s: how can they afford their swanky flats in downtown New York/Chicago when they NEVER GO TO WORK.
"Who are these people, and why do they have so much time in the middle of the day?"
Seinfeld seasons 5, 6 and 7 are superb. Some of the early and late stuff is quite poor though
Jerry really can't act but the writing saves him. George is one of the best sitcom characters ever though.
I'd love to go to the filming of a sitcom that's done in front of a live audience. Even a crap one. Just to see how it all works.
Jerry would corpse so much they just ended up leaving most of it in as it's the best they can get from him. On a lot of the blooper reels Michael Richards almost looks like he's getting pissed off with everyone unable to keep it together.
My clown step dad asked me if we wanted to meet him and his fat sister at Sainsburys for breakfast at 9. Cool something to do in the morning I guess. Get here at 9 and the two idiots get out massive lists and start doing a weekly shop.
Fuck me?
You've met two people at 9am on Saturday morning to watch them do their weekly shop? Rofl.
Essentially. We had to buy stuff we didn't even need so as not to feel like gawking fuckwits.
And it sounded like such a great outing too.
What sort of monster invites people to meet up to do their weekly shop with them?
We did have breakfast eventually...