Adramelch – Somehow has notifications set up for whenever anyone mentions Greece. Has always seemed nice and friendly though.
Alan Shearer The 2nd – Enjoys driving, wtf.
Alex – Best member? Probably. Good in the hip-hop thread, always has been, and got a new lease of life in football threads thanks to Bielsa. Lucky!
Andrew – Been a bit of a knob in the Covid thread recently, but it unearthed him as a horse racing fan so he’s sound.
Andy – Been around forever and still just as friendly. Underrated in terms of TTH history. Also always near the top in FPL, which is respectable. I wonder if we’ve unwittingly crossed paths on FPL twitter or r/FantasyPL.
AyDee – Sometimes gets really deep about his and his girlfriends mental health, then goes away from a bit, and comes back like a different person. Hopefully they’re alright, like, but it’s weird.
Bam – A forum legend, never changed and hopefully never does. Did well to keep up the schtick back when he posted regularly. Obviously much easier to play the villain when you only post once a month, but would be good to have him back fulltime just to stir stuff up.
Bernanke – Another johnny forriner who was resurrected thanks to the Euros, but other than that I don’t really have much to say. Sorry for the Shindig-style entry. No more, I promise.
Boydy – TTH has kind of been a biography for a large portion of Boydy’s life and although its hardly been a pageturner, we’ve all kept our subscriptions running. He’s definitely an oddball in real life, and does his best to cover it up, but he definitely wouldn’t be opposed to sitting in an old mans pub with
Shindig, both in leather jackets despite it being 28 degrees outside, and ordering a large garlic bread from Dominoes to share, loudly telling eachother how
mad they are for ordering takeaway to a pub, hoping someone overhears them and interacts. Then they’d both sit in silence, reading their Kindles, idly supping Guinness.
Browning – If it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t get to play fantasy NFL, so I really really rate him. I bloody love fantasy NFL, me.
bruhnaldo – I just hope he’s okay.
Clunge – Posted the other day, which surprised me. Didn’t he run sortitoutsi or something?
Dan – Or is it you that sorts out Fantasy NFL? Ehhh, see Browning and decide between yourselves who’s taking the praise.
Dark Soldier – I see him more on rllmuk than on TTH. Always good for a horror film recommendation. Got any?
Dave – aka MartinSAFC. Lol imagine being a Sunderland fan. Probably killed himself tbh, not sure when he last posted. Must be deeply unhappy.
Davgooner – Strange how he seems to pop up once in a blue moon to make a post and then disappear again. Hard to say whether he reads the forum regularly but is purposely not logged in, or whether he decides to click his dusty TTH bookmark everytime something happens that he wants to comment on. I suppose with Arsenal winning less than Everton these days, there aren’t many of those occurrences.
Disco – Good in the beer thread, good in the games thread. Are you Webly in disguise?
Don – Yeah he’s amusing and it’s nice he doesn’t seem to ever aim his negativity, which he has a lot of, towards me. But he is odd, isn’t it? The stolen bike photo kind of sealed the deal, there. He is funny though, and his commentary on the “BLM” state of football teams is very entertaining.
Dquincy – Can’t be doing with him in the Covid thread, which seems to be the only place he posts now.
Foe – Honestly, just a nice bloke. I felt bad for him the other day when he posted about being disillusioned at work, but it does kinda feel like he’s been on the edge of redundancy since oil was invented, so I’m sure he’ll be alright.
Giggles – Fucked off for a bit, and calmly explained his reasonings, which you can’t help but respect. Glad he’s back now. Offers a kind of laser-focused negativity sometimes but, since John died, he’s been slightly less hostile. Done well to be surviving Covid too, as TTH’s oldest far. Well done to our Age Champion.
Gray Fox – Seems like a Liverpool FC ITK kinda guy, but without coming across as an absolute weapon.
Ian – Properly amusing. I remember when I posted about my boiler being faulty, his “not that it’s the main issue here, but why are you regularly in your loft?” query caught me off-guard and really made me laugh.
igor_balis – Can’t seem to post these days without someone screwing their face up. Simmer down, everyone, igor’s actually good value. There are a lot worse posters than him who don’t get half as much stick. I really like him.
-james- – Moved you down to J cos your stupid name annoys me. Same for that berk 7om. Anyway, seems good. Often offers a different angle when viewing sports, usually from a perspective that aids his gambling, which I’m fully onboard with. Don’t really know much about him personally, but has always seemed alright.
Jimmy Floyd – When he did the recorded list I played it, without vetting it first, to my wife. He said something along the lines of me being annoying and we wouldn’t get on in real life, which was greeted by ‘he’s got you spot on, to be fair.’ If someone doesn’t get on with me, quite frankly, it’s on them. His job posts are good, his retellings of how the covid restrictions are affecting his life are funny and he brings a lot to the board.
John Arne – Hopefully not dead. I miss hearing about Vietnam, and certainly miss his dodgy crooked football tips.
Kikó – For years and years everyone seemed to love him, while I thought he was a smarmy nonce – similar to
John – but recently more people seem to be anti-Kiko than pro. About time, tossers! Saying that though, I’ve never had a massive problem with him, personally, and I’d rather he was here than not. I’m glad John’s dead though.
Lee – Came back when Covid came out but has scurried back to the Whataspp Group now, occasionally asking ‘anyone mentioned Laur, Daws?’ but only
Luca takes him on.
Lewis – Definitely the actual best poster. Like, Ian won that fantastic once-in-a-lifetime competition I expertly ran, but we could have just cancelled the final and celebrated the livesand contributions of both finalists. Lewis could be heralded for his encyclopaedic knowledge of the history of TTH alone, but on top of that he offers fantastic social commentary and witty niche observations. A treasure to the community, no homo.
Lofty - Kind of doomed himself to eternal disappointment by blowing his load with the rollercoaster pic, tbh. Seems happy to be off the trains, which is understandable. Have probably been in the same carriage as him at one point without knowing.
Magic – What went wrong eh? Obviously a lot. Once secretly regarded as one of the best posters in TTH history, with his gross out humour, self-depreciating charm and overall amusing presence. Now he’s a bitter dickhead who doesn’t like anyone or anything, and the feeling’s mutual. Give it a rest, sort yourself out and stop being a cunt.
Mahow – Definitely a wolf olol. Has a great tendency to always be on the urge of a meltdown, but it’s not surprising when you see how much abuse he gets. He’s a good sport really and contributes well to the board as a whole. Still not sure why he named himself after that weird little person though.
Manc – I sometimes mix him up with Gray Fox. Not really sure what else to add. Should go back to his Grealish avatar.
Mellberg – Speaking of avatars, he doesn’t even have one. Dodgy, that. I like Mellin though. Been here forever and similar thoughts to what I said for
Andy, really.
Mike – Proper nerd. Handy to have in the family. Transitioning well to becoming female in real life too. Respect. Looking forward to conning some fans at Comic Con with him, although I’m not the most realistic Mel Giedroyc.
mikem – American man who only talks about politics. Anyone who knows me will completely understand why we never cross paths.
mo – Didn’t like the paedo teacher jokes and, shockingly, people seem to have actually stopped. A rare sign of respect from the members of TTH, don’t take that for granted. Only seems to post about his job because, well, who gives a fuck about Swindon besides him?
mugbull – Is he still here? Not seen him for a while. Either on here or Snapchat. I always thought he was one of the better members who received a lot of unnecessary stick.
niko_cee – A good member. Never really stands out but is consistently solid and always has been. Still don’t know where tf he’s from, lives or supports though. My latest guesses are a kiwi who lives in Brighton and supports Liverpool, but gets to Brighton games, but who knows cos sometimes he’s on Offshore’s dodgy island.
Offshore Toon – Speak of the devil. Hello. Offy’s one of them who you feel will never “settle down” and eventually it will be concerning, but he seems okay for now. Should go back to making funny skit videos.
Panda Bear – Keeps coming back but nobody engages him at all.
Pepe – Still here, unbelievably. Seems to get no enjoyment or have any kind of attachment to the board or any of the members. Gets a semi everytime someone else mentions racing games, and that’s about it. I hope he never gets bored and disappears.
phonics – Probably racist in rl.
Pleb – Top lad. Fantasy NFL bro wassup.
Queenslander – I really like him. Likes beers, likes rugby, likes [good] wreslting, and he’s Australian. Top bloke, you can’t get much better than that. Not sure what the situation is with your missus but hope you’re good.
randomlegend – Sometimes I wish he’d give it a rest and other times I appreciate his insight, and I imagine others are the same so he’ll probably never win. Doing well for himself lately as a Covid Champion and Transfers Champion, which I have to admire. Worst name on the board though.
Raoul Duke – Should post more about life in Holland. Would be a good thread. Things you’ve noticed from living abroad. Go on.
Reg – Let the board down, himself down, his family down and his employers down when he abandoned the football thread creation responsibility. Thankfully top boy Ian stepped in and saved him from a permanent ban. Does well to be interested in football
and support Brighton. I’ve a mate who’s obsessed with football and supports Wigan, lol. At least Reg isn’t that bad.
ScousePig – Similar to “Dave.” Is he still with us? I could check but I’m writing this on my work laptop and don’t want IT seeing I’ve been trawling TTH. Let’s presume he’s dead. RIP.
Serj – Austrian. Popped up for a bit during the Euros and now probably gone again. Always seemed alright though. I used to mix him up with Raoul Duke.
Shindig – He set his own tagline thing as ‘I used to be funny’ which I was gonna disagree with – in the sense that he still makes some funny posts, rather than never being funny, honest – but his list was indefensible.
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Smjffy – Randomly repped me and now seems to have disappeared. Hopefully either still fighting the good fight, and winning, regarding payment for job-dodgers throughout Covid, or just holding down a proper job and getting on with enjoying his life. Preferably the latter. TTH and Smiffy have been through a lot; it’s only right we seem him all the way through to some kind of mutually agreed comfort. Get back to spaffing through FM seasons like Gray Fox gets through FIFA matches, please. Always a good read, even if you do use downloaded exploit tactics.
Spammer – Is he unbanned now? Was always one of the better members when he posted regularly. Get back on it.
Spikey M – Doesn’t bite his tongue, which is always a good trait to have on the internet in terms of entertainment. If we think of TTH as Love Island – some people watch it to see wholesome encounters and lovely imagery. I watch it to see dickheads cause arguments and to upset as many of the other kind of viewers as possible. Thanks for not staying in the same couple from day 1 to the end, Spikey. The Meghan that every forum/series needs. Shags anyone and everyone.
Spoonsky – We don’t cross paths much to be honest. Maybe in posts about Liverpool but I don’t really post much about football cos it’s one thing I really don’t enjoy discussing, would rather just watch it and enjoy it for what it is. One good though about Spoonsky is his posts are always well thought out and quite lengthy. Looks like Kendrick Lamar compared to the likes of Mahow’s Lil Uzi and Pepe’s Playboi Carti.
SvN – If it wasn’t for him, we wouldn’t be here. He’s sound in terms of “banter” too, doesn’t let anything touch him, basically. I like him.
The Merse – His tattoos are lame, his clothes are shit and his posts are boring.
thommo – I like him. One of the fantasy NFL lads who thankfully keep the TTH non-dynasty league alive so I can still play. Thank you.
7om – Billy big bollocks in the Covid thread, without anyone getting pissy about it like they do with
randomlegend. I think he’s good in the wrestling threads too.
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Vercetti – Actually ventured out of his Gamezine comfort blanket recently, and put on actual clothes to visit other threads. Only for a few posts but it’s positive small steps. Hopefully gets back to full time timewasting on TTH.
Waffdon – Disappeared off Snapchat, which I’m trying to not take personal offence to. Probably says stuff is ‘calm’ cos he’s young innit. Just seems to enjoy himself and doesn’t let anything spoil his fun. Carry on, hun.
wullie – Still really funny. Shame he barely posts nowadays.
Yevrah – It’s weird that we definitely have little to nothing in common, but I find him really interesting. Likes to keep his cards close to his chart in some aspects, but the illusion is kinda ruined when he pointedly says he’s doing so. Like, just don’t mention it. Covid’s obviously made him go a bit weird, so it’s likely downhill from here considering this is life forever now. Soz, Yev, been nice knowing you.