Haaland's not going to throw his dummy out the pram like Dembele. You sound exactly like United fans a year ago.
Haaland's not going to throw his dummy out the pram like Dembele. You sound exactly like United fans a year ago.
RL has know Big Erl (as he calls him) for years, of course.
As in you?
They’ve sold Giroud and Matt Law (the most reliable reporter fwiw) has just put an article out stating they’re actively looking to offload Tammy Abraham. They’ll be getting Haaland or Lukaku
Yes, as in me. We deluded ourselves just like you're doing. It's not happening.Originally Posted by Waffdon
I couldn’t care less. I just like it when you’re wrong (again).
It's cute you care so much about me.
For all their "he's not going anywhere" foot-stamping, it'd be a bit daft of 'BVB' (lol) to turn down £100m+ when they'll lose him for much less next summer. Doubly so when he goes to Bayern next summer to further fuck their lives. Whilst there are some similarities with the Sancho situation, there is also the major difference that Chelsea tend to stump up the cash when they want something done.
I like how RL is more tribal about transfers than he is about actual football.
Chelsea's highest ever fee paid is £72m on Havertz. It's going to take double that to get Haaland this summer and that's without even taking into account the ridiculous Raiola fee, Dad fee and Haaland's insane wage demands.
People talk about "Chelsea just pay up and Uts don't", but Utd have, what, 3 or 4 transfer more expensive than Chelsea's highest ever. Utd were the ones who just paid up to take Lukaku out from under their noses.
It's not happening.
Haaland to Chelsea all but done. CHO will form part of the deal.
What a rollercoaster.
What tier, RL?
Is it or is it not happening?
Tier 1 apparently.
"Buckling" Sancho? Did we beat him into signing?
Yeah Bouhafsi is tier 1.
All the racism was actually just Woodward burner accounts trying to break his self-esteem.
Shame about White seemingly going. But I’d probably rather him than Bissouma if it’s one of the two.
Glad that main Arsenal transfer man Edu flew to Monaco for rotund Willian's agent's birthday party, really gives me confidence.
Rui Patricio has been sold to Roma. His replacement and the Portuguese invasion continues is Jose Sa.
Arsenal linked with Tammy Abraham. Fuck off football.
Arsenal and Spurs fighting for 10th is going to be a laugh this season.
I like Tammy, he would be a good fit at Arsenal I think.
Likely unrealistic but I think he would be the perfect player for Brighton to go for.
He is a good player to have for those teams who are pretty tee to green but can't get it done in front of goal. Just finds a way, even if it isn't pretty. Also a very hard worker. It's a slight pity we are letting him go but Tuchel clearly despised him from day one, for reasons which are not entirely clear to me. Think he might be a bit of an OCD purist when it comes to the art of the first touch.
He's gangly as fuck, no one with that level of physical retardation is going to be cut out for the top.
Peter Crouch disagrees.
I'm a twit
Does he, tho?
Varane to Utd really looks like it's happening. Probably be done next week by the sounds of things.
A slabhead-Varane partnership is as good as anything in the league. In fact Utds defence as a whole looks pretty formidable on paper.
If we somehow get a quality DM in then it's up there with our best windows ever.
Varane adding to a decent back line would be an upgrade from the Shaking Swede. Doubly so if we manage to get in Trippier.
I’m just going to presume no one has watched Varane for the past two years.
I'm going to presume you've only seen him in about two Champions League games last year where he had a disaster.
Nah, I watch football games and not just read Reddit for an opinion. He’s lost his pace and comes across dangly and awkward. Maguire could be a good fit for him but I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes the same mistakes you see Lindelof making.
Truth's probably somewhere between 2018 World Best and 2021 hopeless.
£50m for Ben White has gone BBC Official.
Good grief.
Genuine question, do you even support a team or do you just anti-support United? Your obsession with them is beyond sad.
Dundee United and whoever Liverpool and Man Utd are playing. 3rd game back in a stadium in a week today
Give up. You're the biggest Chelsea fan on the board.
FPL ownership 99%
I'm a twit
Waff is a Chelsea Fan.
I’m a fan of Joe.
The mistakes Lindelof makes are generally to do with him being built like a transitioning teenager, so, whatever mistakes he makes, he won't be making those mistakes.
I'm not sure United need a defensive midfielder all that desperately if you assume the defence will be stronger and the attack more balanced, which will prevent whoever plays in that right-sided midfield pocket from being pulled out of position covering either way. What they need right is a new manager.
I'll try and get to Tannadice in the next few months if we get up to Scotland.Dundee United and whoever Liverpool and Man Utd are playing. 3rd game back in a stadium in a week today
I’m not sure your pretty face deserves that amount of trauma.
@Giggles he's using the royal 'we' now.
Yeah, I’d love him at Brighton. Probably not seen him as much as you guys, but he seems just what we need.
One is married. Ask phonics.
You're married to Phonics??
Second known gay couple on here after Jimmy and GS.
You could easily do that ‘mom can we get Tammy Abraham’ / ‘we already have one at home’ meme with Danny Welbeck though.
I'm a twit
I wish. Those eyes...
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