Serves you right. Up the workers.
Serves you right. Up the workers.
I haven't ordered anything so have saved myself the grief of rampant consumerism as well as safely knowing I haven't funded lizardry
Sold something on eBay to some nerd in America and need to attach some customs forms to the outside of the box in one of those clear DOCUMENTS INSIDE thingies so ordered some of them last Tuesday and still not turned up. Rang Zoro, where I ordered them from, on Friday who said they would definitely be with me on Monday at the latest. They are not.
Tempted to just fashion one out of a plastic bag or something just to get this massive box out of the way.
And eBay have charged me £17 for the pleasure; plus after quoting me £22 for shipping before I made the listing, so I charged £25, and now they've forced me to pay UPS £39. Somehow still in profit but it’s a right ballache so I think I’ll just sell privately on Discord in future.
I'm a twit
Then just went to a shop that sends UPS parcels “oh no no not to America no no” ffs so drove to another one and first thing he does it tear it open after I spent ages taping it. It’s gone though, phew!
I'm a twit
Some DJ bint here tore Adele asunder earlier in the year for losing weight too. There’s absolutely no way anyone should be allowed to get away with portraying being heavy as healthy.
Like i smoke 15 a day, drink far too much and waver between abstinence and problematic use of other stuff but i just take the L which is my fear of an early painful death and suggest people perhaps not do what i do. Plus a little bit of cognitive dissonance to get me through the day.
Maybe i SHOULD do a social media campaign of cutesy cartoon photos of me smoking rollies, necking cheap red wine and chopping out fat lines of talcum powder and rat poison and accusing everyone else of being h8rs.
Some fat twat at my work did that.
"Does she know how unhealthy 1000 calories a day is!?"
Wildly less unhealthy than being obese and the NHS recommend it to people in pre-diabetes.
"The NHS are rubbish, 3 months my mum has been waiting for..."
You think you know more about health than the National Health Service?
"No, I didn't say that but..."
Got you fam.
That's far too flattering
Has the cunt drawn that? It's too apt to have just been stumbled across
Came back to the flat after a couple of weeks at the parents as I left my work stuff here.
Turned the sky on and as soon as I’ve attempted to change the Channel I’m met with a “no signal” annoyance. Thing seems completely fucked too, so I’ll have to have a good muck about with the cables and just hope it’s not a fucked dish.
Thankfully I only use it for sport and have realised I can get it live via the app on PS4, just is an arse for recording stuff until I can get it fixed.
What is it, a famous cartoon?
Even if you're not familiar with the cartoon you can see where he's cut lines of text out ffs.
The suddenly popular use of "in a minute."
Now in a minute.
That's just the Welsh mob I think.
Are we just talking "in a minute" as in, "I'll do that in a minute", etc. or are Murica using it in some other way?
I've got a Welsh friend who says "I be back now". Grates on me so much.
Ah, yeah. I've heard that like, "It's been a minute" instead of it's been a while. I think Tony Iron Man says it in one of those superhero films you love so much.
If the Americans are really doing that then my stance on armed private militias prowling the streets may well have to change.
It used to be "in a hot minute" so they've atleast made it a bit less painful.
People telling me, things they think I will like.
Hard-wired light fittings that don't allow for a bulb to be changed when the cunts stop working. What is the fucking point of these things other than as some sort of electricians' racket?
Never heard of such a thing before. So the bulb and fitting are one part?
In my case the bulbs were LEDs that seemed to be directly soldered into the fitting.
I've also never heard of that, with the exception of Christmas Tree lights. Mental.
it always amazes me how we as a #society have just allowed creeping planned obsolescence and rackets like that
tangentially related, my mum bought a new front door and to get replacement keys you have to go through the manufacturers and they cost £15 each
at least there aren't dozens of proprietary mobile phone chargers these days
In my place (which is a new build) the main room lights I think are like that, but I've been assured that the light bulbs have 20 years of life. I guess we'll find out.
Ive bought three pencil rubbers this weekend, and they all rub out filthy.
Yeah. I don't think it's that uncommon, although the more modern version of this thing has it such that the bulb unit unplugs from the housing/mains. Apparently they last 13 years on average. These have never worked I don't think since I moved in and I doubt they were 13 years old when I did.
Netflix's "descriptions" for programmes. Stop trying to make it sound mysterious and intriguing and just give me an idea of what the show is actually about.
It might be worse on the tv app than the website, I'm not sure.
Got myself so worked up, I posted this in the wrong thread before.
Netflix and Chips.
People renaming their folders on a shared drive so they're at the top.
I'm a twit
My employers' shambolic level of organisation will be a recurring theme for as long as I work there, I think.
Basic shit is made complicated for no reason. It's very silly. I don't think I'm missing anything but I can see an easy way of doing things, but the resentment that expressing that will breed just won't be worth it. There's also a chance that I have missed something that makes it the way it is (it's above my paygrade so I just get an impression of it from the outside) so probably best keeping quiet.
It's just annoying.
I just got loads of weird fake emails. Here are the best:
Think how overwhelmingly sad it would be if those were genuine.
I'm a twit
People trying to give Mahow money over the internet is the turnaround nobody expected from 2021.
I wish my spam was that interesting. Your sold information must've lived a charmed life. I guess that's to be expected when you sign up for camgirls.
It's probably all because of the exquisite jackets I've bought throughout my life.
'how and Anderson, sitting on a tree...
Recipes online. Fuck off with your cunting little story and history, just tell me what the fuck goes in it and when.