The Bundesliga loses all of its allure without fans, I've subjected myself to Schalke vs Union Berlin and its actually League 1 standard stuff.
Holy fucking shit what a strike that was.
What a hit.
Ooof.
The Bale effect.
Did Mourinho do that thing he does protecting the lead and blowing it?
Liquid football.
What a dumb season.
A lovely assist by Harry Winks too.
Not enough out there.
Dark horses for the league
Did everyone forget who they’re talking about?
Crown Tottenham champions... of being a fucking joke.
Theres a geezer on the 8 game BTTS accy about to do himself in because Arteta was too worried aboutusing Just For Men to coach some sort of attacking plan into hisplayers so just calm down.
Is the rest of the thread going to be like this because it's only the 18th.
"Shindig... It's Spurs."
That quote and Chiellini saying "It's the history of the Tottenham" just so much disrespect, I love it.
They went to town on that Alex Ferguson quote the other week as if he had personally handed over all his titles before they left the ground.
Can’t believe Aston Villa and Everton are the new Man City and Liverpool
Just realised that Aubameyang hasn't scored since he 'signed da ting'. Fuck me, it's Ozil all over again.
Cash may be a doubt but there's got to be a serious argument to have that Villa back four as the England back four. The CBs are a given.
I hope Danny Murphy is having a long lie down today.
Rent free in phonics' head etc etc
Expecting fans not to enjoy a rivals embarrassing collapse is a bit odd.
That's all Spurs have had to enjoy since that Worthington Cup win isn't it?
Lofty that's mean, remember that 2 year period where they had a good manager gave him no money to spend then sacked him the moment they almost achieved something and gave Jose Mourinho 30 billion a year? Good times.
Insert Levy with Calvin Candie's face meme
We are edging towards "rent free" territory a bit now.
Fucking hell. Get a grip.
It's Neymar dying in 2014 all over again.
Black armbands and a minute silence for the rest of the season.
They're doing a minute's silence for the first goalless draw of the season first.
Wolves in their Portuguese kit
Leeds' dominance they're producing without doubt the most entertaining brand of football going.
I went back on the stream and it was 0-0. How the fuck did they manage to find a way to chop that goal off? He volleyed it in from 18 yards didn’t he?
Podence was just offside in the build up.
This is a bit sobering for Leeds
How’s Jimenez got away with that?
Every time a commentator addresses "Conor Coady" by his full name it registers in my head as one word, Italian style. Connacodi. Like "Costacurta" or something.
I wouldn't go that far. They're a good side. We dominated in the first half too, we just didn't make it pay.
Bamford was really quiet through the middle tonight. We also need to find a way to become more consistently dangerous from out wide, both in open play and (especially) corners. We control possession so much we end up with a shit load of corners and do nothing with them, it was the same last season. I've certainly no concerns in general though.
Utd line-up:
De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Tuanzebe, Lindelof, Shaw, Telles, Fred, McTominay, Fernandes, Martial, Rashford
Mason Mount starting on the wing again. Fine someone that loves you as much as Lampard does him
Petr Cech has been put in Chelseas 25 man squad for the Premier League