Just burnt my tongue on my coffee and thought of this thread.
Just burnt my tongue on my coffee and thought of this thread.
Changing forums....
Oh Christ, I came in here to post only to learn I was in agreement with that Jeet.
THAT fucks me off more than change does.
Ian.
People that say 'Caph' instead of 'Caphay'.
Infinite cuntery.
I've got the shits.
Why spell it like that?
'Caf' doesn't look right. 'Cafay'? Mmm. It was easier to convey, perhaps.
Caff and café, surely?Originally Posted by Magic
Oh lookee here boys, a sneering cunt right among us.
Missed you.
Accidentally cashed out for Ł30 and missed out on around Ł80. Seething
Wafted on.
think of all the voddies and red bull tomorrow i could have got from that......................
Thread titles being different. It's "The little things in life that fuck you off" and it always will be, heathen.
Forgetting one thing when going for a weekly shop.
Yep, this is balls. Mods - please correct these.
Reinstating shit titles from before is far worse. This thread doesn't count there, but the food and music threads can fuck off.
I never understood what the fuck 'spoiler, 10 songs' was all about.
I'm not sure if is is a Glasgow thing but here goes. People who post things on social media like:
"Oh a Chinese takeaway and a few beers? Don't mind if I do!"
Who the fuck are you asking that question to? Just fuck off.
It's not just a Glasgow thing unfortunately.
It's an insufferable twat thing, they get everywhere.
Another reason to not bother with social media.
I use Twitter and G+ more these days, but they operate more as a news feed than social media. Facebook really is a complete dose but worth keeping for its few uses.
Don't you hate people who ask themselves questions first? I know I do.
This 'and chill' crap. Piss off!
Just stopped at one of the service stations having a sambo for my breakfast. Some dirtbag beside me stepped out of his van for a fag and must have spit 20 times in the past 2 minutes the utter cunt.
Having sore eyes, blinking like a maniac today.
There are some right miserable arseholes about. Last night I parked up in the city centre while I watched the football. Got back after the game, stick all my change in and the machine won't take one of my Ł2 coins. I manage to find enough change to get within 20p of having my ticket back. I didn't want to pay by card for the sake of 20p so asked the people in the queue behind me if any of them could give me 20p.
It was quite obvious I wasn't a tramp looking for change - although I'd give that to a tramp anyway if they asked. Not one of the bastards said a word. Luckily I did manage to find a 20p coin in my coat pocket. But just how tight and miserable do you have to be to not help someone out with twenty fucking pence? I was properly mardy all the way home.
These days if you acknowledge a stranger and put you're hand in your pocket you're probably getting your wallet and phone robbed, so it's probably for the best to keep going as quickly as possible.
I need a really massive shit but I've had a lob on for about 5 minutes for no apparent reason. Annoying.
Those of you who bought MVMT watches, how are you finding them after a few months? Mine seems to be struggling to keep time recently which is becoming annoying. There's no good reason for it to be broken as I haven't bashed it or anything - the worst that's happened to it is occasionally knocking it off my bedside table (onto a very thick carpet). Pretty crap compared to my old cheap Timex.
Mate why bother having a watch? You should have a holiday instead.
Are you paying, or... ?
I've heard Gorgie is nice this time of year...
Well it is but can we talk about my watch please.
Mine is running perfectly but then I've only had it a month. I'm not sure why I even bothered to post this.
I'd have given you 20p, Lee.
Not a single problem with mine.
Went to check their website to see if there's anything about repairs, and spotted this:
Full tagline is "...don't break the bank" but the fuckers know exactly what they're doing there and they've trolled me hard with it.
Look at all the forum ponces wearing the same watch.
Maybe the gravitational field of your massive head is throwing it off.
Hey remember when you thought about getting one but you couldn't because you're so short you would have looked like Flavor Flav?
I don't think you should be smug about your height when your head makes up half of it.
Top banter.
Anyway, they have a 24 month warranty that'll hopefully cover it. The broken watch, not my head lol.
You can't out-bant Tobes.
I used to get called a powerpod at school because of my big head. Cus I need room for all the brains lol.
We used to call a boy that had an enlarged cranium 'Foetus'.
Oh snap.
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