Less philosophical when voters tell you the truth you don't want to hear, eh?
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Last edited by Disco; 01-03-2019 at 12:21 AM.
Byron vs. phonics
Luke Emia vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
mo vs. Samadini
Browning vs. Reg
Just for that.
Byron vs. phonics
Luke Emia vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
mo vs. Samadini
Browning vs. Reg
At least one more set of votes today please, chums.
We've got one that's currently tied, one that's close and I dunno if I'll be able to talk people into a livestreamed dance-off if that remains the case.
Byron vs. phonics
Luke Emia vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
mo vs. Samadini
Browning vs. Reg
You've just ruined the dance off you dick.
I'm sure you can organise the voting to make it happen, Spikey. Always worked a treat in Werewolf.
Someone inverse all of his votes. Now.
I would win by just turning up.
Byron vs. phonics
Luke Emia vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
mo vs. Samadini
Browning vs. Reg
Okay well I've been ending the voting for this in line with Baz's, so here are the scores:
CORRECTED AFTER A CORRUPTION ENQUIRY
Byron 13 - 15 phonics
Luke Emia 9 - 19 Alan Shearer the 2nd
mo 8 - 20 Samadini
Browning 14 - 14 Reg
So we HAVE A DRAW. Now, @Browning and @Reg if the two of you really want to have an online dance-off then I think the board would thank you for it and it would certainly make this the tournament to be in.
Failing that, we'll call this plan B, in the spirit of footballers these days loving a bit of the social media I'd like you to both PM me a message of no more than 280 characters (on the Robbie Keane-esque theme of it always being your dream since childhood to post on TTH would be lovely but anything entertaining will do) to try and sway people to keep you in the Proper Football Man's InterTTH Consolation Cup.
Once I have both I'll post them and we'll have a VOTE-OFF over the weekend for whatever amount of time I arbitrarily decide upon when the moment comes. Where hopefully we won't just end up with another draw, which is a flaw in this plan. To save us having a double draw I might PM my own vote for such a tie to somebody beforehand so that it is to be used only in the event of another draw as I'd rather not sway the results.
Last edited by Ian; 01-03-2019 at 04:29 PM.
Why does one tie have more votes than the others?
Probably corruption.
Or I clicked the macro twice, let me check in case Sama somehow rigged this against the ever-popular mo.
Yeah I must have just clicked the macro twice.
So good news, mo! You lost by 12 rather than 13.
Well now that’s a relief.
I hope these cunts both step up.
Woof that was close. I hadn't actually been keeping up with the count and thought I was the tie having seethed a couple of people into voting against me and forgetting to do it myself.
Dance you sex bitches.
There's no might about it.
Tease me you sluts.
Put them in a Triple Threat with Phonics and make Samadini v Alex Shearer the 2nd the second semi final.
Phonics would get slaughtered.
They're probably just practicing their dance moves.
Just to add some urgency to proceedings, I would like to table the motion that if they do not post dance videos, the first losing poster to do so gets entry to the next round in both of their places.
Right well given the two of them are a pair of useless bastards who have done NOTHING to try and earn your love, dear voters, I'm just totting up their votes from previous rounds. Reg squeezes through 41-38.
What an anticlimax. And a disgrace to the historic InterTTH Conosolation Knockouts.
So the Semi Final draw is:
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
The two big scorers of the previous round kept apart for the semis. Just how the broadcasters would have wanted it, the bastards.
As the final for this will be next Friday onwards the fixture list will be:
Grand Final
Semi Final 1 winner vs. Semi Final 2 winner
"Once In A Lifetime"
Greg vs. Josh
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3rd Place Playoff
Semi Final 1 loser vs. Semi Final 2 loser
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
Then I think to coincide with the final as the Super Tournament will have an extra week than this one I'm going to have some sort of big money, Mayweather vs. McGregor-esque exhibition with the winner of the Consolation Knockout taking on the winner... no, survivor of Greg vs. Josh.
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
Has the pay per view got a name? If not can I suggest 'Simply the Dregs'?
It should be like King of the Ring, the winners avatar getting a shit (ie amazing) crown and sceptre.
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
I was robbed.
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd
Mag bias.
If both semifinals pass by without someone doing a Steiner maths-esque promo it will an opportunity wasted.
...Samadini knows he can't beat me so he's not even gonna try...
phonics vs. Samadini
Reg vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd