I had a close call with a 15 year old when I was 20 at a party. Wasn't until I was talking to one of her friends and she mentioned their upcoming GCSE exams that I questioned her age.
Definitely would have if she was 16.
I had a close call with a 15 year old when I was 20 at a party. Wasn't until I was talking to one of her friends and she mentioned their upcoming GCSE exams that I questioned her age.
Definitely would have if she was 16.
Yeah, alright, I was using the tabloid sense of the word.Originally Posted by Henry
I'll tell that to the baying mob though.
EDIT: That makes it sound like I've actually done something. I haven't. I just mean 'technically, it's not paedophilia' wouldn't really wash with a lynch mob and/or the courts when you're being beaten up or put on the register.
I'm known as Jasper in Swansea, not for similar reasons I must add.
Wife's friend's fiance has just been given 200hrs unpaid work for having a relationship with his 16 year old student.
Go justice!
Might have known you'd have a link to him.
Just fuck off. He's a horrible, slimey cunt.
I'd imagine those parties Hammer goes to have a few rooms for that sort of thing once he gets a few more stamps in his visit book.
What was the 16 year old like?
Just fuck off. He's a horrible, slimey cunt.
I don't know. They only had a second child so he'd be less likely to go to jail. He was fucking her whilst his bird was working night shift.
Her entire family have disowned her and the kids. She's coming round tomorrow night because she's confused. Maybe she thought it'd be easier to leave if he was incarcerated.
Fucked up, he's a psychological monster. I know 100% he will have initiated that affair.
Get your missus to give her a fake tan. That'll cheer her right up.
Get your wife's sister to do her eyelashes.
She does tans and eyelashes. Make up too. The sister does nails.
The truth is most women like the drama. They also like being dominated, treated like whores and fuck pigs. Perhaps a lot of that is down to daddy issues, I'm not sure.
... alright, Harold's just taken the lead on this.
I said women, not girls. And I am 100% correct. Everyone knows women go for the twats, and in case you hadn't noticed the biggest selling books for women are the 50 Shades series - about a woman being treated in ways I have described.
This is also a somewhat helpful test to see if we've set up the system properly.
Whenever I hear somebody say this, I'm able to guess with startling accuracy most of their personality traits.
It's a proper neckbeard sentence that.
Women always go for the arseholes, why can't they see that I'm a nice guy!'
The next bit usually involves a report in a newspaper about a rape.
I would have thought that having a relationship with a student was against School rules, rather than actually a crime.
Maybe in Nonceland where you reside but it's seen as a severe breach of trust over here.
Not sure if it's just Scotland or UK-wide, but it's illegal for somebody to have sex with an under 18 year old with whom they hold a "position of trust" (e.g. teacher, social worker etc).
I see - that's understandable.
I think that's just Scotland Tobes. Australia have it too and it's a great idea.
Pretty sure we have that here too, Yevraaaaahhhh.
Hammer
Who?
You.
Ok.
Yeah.
You could make 80% of a Lil Jon song with just these posts.
Who?
Yet the third word required would see us banned.
You can say 'alright' without getting banned.
Alright.
We have our winner.Developing youngsters
This thread was amazing.
GS is the correct answer by the way, if he still counts.
Fucking moon headed nonce
Fuck sake.
Accountants never stop counting, which is how they always skirt the statutory rape line.
That drawing.
I said developing, not grooming.
I'd be concerned about the person who doesn't see a difference...
That will hold up in court.
Maybe "developing youngsters" with a drooling face sounds better in England, but I doubt it.
Shame you're going to be a doctor now that we know who you really are.
I want to be a paediatrician as well. Lol.
Paedoatrician o/
An electrician for paedos that have lost their spark.
If Hammer got done for it he would just admit it but then think he could convince the police/court that there was nothing wrong with it.
After getting in a major strop about why they're getting at him about it
They approve in my sex clubs.
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