Sausage rolls are shit cold as well. Yeah. I said it.
Pizza too.
Fuck you.
Sausage rolls are shit cold as well. Yeah. I said it.
Pizza too.
Fuck you.
Vienne En Cage sounds like some sort of fetish.
Leave my neck alone you nonce.
Just heard my 31 year old, apparently fit as a fiddle, cousin is recovering from a stroke. Scary biscuits.
When you say fit as a fiddle, do you mean he (she?) was 'into' fitness? Those types seem more prone to strokes and other major heath defects (age relatively), particularly the high intensity training sorts.
I haven't seen her in a while but she was always a proper size and active. Apparently she had just done some assault course run type thing.Originally Posted by niko_cee
EDIT: Tough Mudder.
She probably just had a turn off all the noxious Tough Mudder bullshit around.
I’d be feeling like a right fat smug cunt about it tbh.
I never heard of it. There's another one that all the twats in my old job used to do so they could post wanky Facebook photos of themselves all mucky, but the name escapes me.
Hell & Back.
Bog Trotter.
The difference is that when mine comes, probably shortly, I won't end up recovering in hospital.
Doesn't everyone get the shits in those things?
Hospitals? Maybe in Mexico.
I had a nice sausage roll at Gloucester services on Friday.
Brown or red sauce?
No sauce is the correct answer.
None. If I was having crap mini sausage rolls with beans and hash browns (a meal I have roughly once a year), I'd go with brown 100% but this didn't really need it.
Did she have high cholesterol?
I'm a twit
Not that she knew of anyway. Dunno yet if they found it to be high.Did she have high cholesterol?
I haven't been able to hear anything out of my left ear since Tuesday morning. It initially felt like my ear had popped and I assumed it would sort itself out, but it's only got worse since and I'm now quite concerned. Off to the doctors tomorrow if I can get a cancellation appointment.
Prolly just wax.
When you say you can’t hear out of one ear, do you mean it’s muffled? Or you’re literally deaf? If it’s the latter, don’t fuck about with a GP, go to the Hospital.
Yes.
It was muffled on Tuesday morning but now I'm basically deaf. If I put a headphone in at full volume I can just about hear a sort of tinny rattle.
If I can't get a cancellation appointment tomorrow I'll be going to the hospital.
Yeah I'd definitely be heading to A&E with that one.
My right ears like that. You get used.
I'm a twit
Hey that happened to me. Woke up on Wednesday when I was in 2nd year of uni unable to hear anything out of my left ear. Was in the drunk/hungover cycle and I get bad beer fear with my hangovers, and I'm a hypochondriac at the best of times. Would wake up thinking I had a brain tumour, start drinking with the lads and laugh it off as paranoia, etc etc, until the Saturday night when despite being absolutely steaming I had this moment of clarity where I realised I had to just get it sorted out.
Went to Liverpool city centre A&E at fucking 2am on a Saturday, after about 8 pints, and spent 2 hours surrounded by Scousers who'd obviously got their heads kicked in from scraps, until some super effeminate male nurse brought me to his little room. Within 2 minutes of playing around with a pair of pliers and some microscope thingy he informed me "eyyy la, you've obviously got some dickhead mates cus there's a fucking ciggy filter in your ear, kind of fucking prank is that?!", then basically told me to piss off. I was very embarrassed but my hearing has been fine since then.
Or you could be like my dad; he had recurring ear infections and crap hearing in one of his ears for a couple of years until a doctor found a fucking dead fly in there. Similarly, once it was removed his hearing was sorted, though I still have my doubts based on him spending the last few years almost exclusively listening to the Sensational Alex Harvey Band and Public Image LTD. Then again, that could be due to mental derangement cus of his stroke rather than hearing problems.
Ffs igor.
Best post of the year
Fluid in my 'eustachian tube', they reckon. Lovely.
I was horribly unwell all of last week, and still not at 100% now. Had the worst diarrhea of my life - literally shit nothing but water since last Monday. Add horrendous stomach cramps to that, plus a fever and general aches that you get when feeling ill, and I was basically in bed for a week.
I'm back to work now and the cramps are almost gone, but I still haven't had a solid shit in over a week.
You're becoming a woman
Are all the women you associate with unable to form solid stools or?
Or is that a common side-effect of transitioning?
It sounds like the worst period ever
I have been shitting blood, now you mention it.
You may be suffering from a corruption of the humours actually, you’re gonna want to release some bile pronto
Isn't shitting blood quite serious? You probably want to see a doctor.
The blood has stopped now. It's just horrendous stomach flu.
Oof. I hate summer colds so I can't imagine what nightmares a summer flu would bring.
I have IBS so I shit blood if I'm having a bad bout. I convinced myself I had arse cancer the first time, but I think it's just a tear that's come from excessive straining on the toilet for an hour every day.
Quite frankly he's been shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks and things like that.
I'm missing a concert and smoked brisket tonight as I've to wear a 24hr BP monitor til tomorrow
Can't wait to get this fucking thing off. That was a long night.
Why have you had to have it on?
I was in getting an ingrown hair looked at the other day and the doc measured my BP. 136/88 which is apparently high (haven't a clue) so she suggested I do a 24hr monitor. They're very cumbersome.
That's a lot more mundane than I was hoping for.
You'll be highly disappointed to hear it was fine over the 24 hours then.
I'm glad you're not dead.
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