Heat as an excuse getting in early.
Heat as an excuse getting in early.
Brazil would have to draw with Serbia to finish 2nd, although I wouldn't put it past them, either on merit or them gaming it.
Rio Ferdinand with a fat joke in the build up. Good old England.
Panama are the sort of team that should have a comedy Dwayne Leverock type character in there somewhere, but I think they are actually just a bunch of ageing shitkickers.
We'll shit out a 1-0.
This formation is a beauty for trying to break down a team that will be defending for their lives.
It's the kind of opposition Crouch would get four against.
Feigning injury should be a straight red. That Panamanian didn't get hit in the head but claimed a head injury.
LOL fuck Panama
They really ought to start giving penalties for every hold.
I actually hope we win about 10-0 after these first few minutes. Panama a despicable team.
Should have tried wrestling Stones shouldn't you you fucking wankers.
That free header
England better not hold off here. Get your golden boot, Harry
The holding is hilarious, is it just the British that look at it and wonder why it goes unpunished?
England’s passing has been horrific so far.
That clearance from Walker was incredible. Getting that much power on it in that direction defies physics.
Panama are so bad.
Credit to Panama, they've managed to make me root for England for the first time in ages.
Gotta get at least five here.
What a penalty. Resting him for the third game when he's looking this clinical would be madness.
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger bunch of shitheads than this.
I don’t normally mind shithousing tactics, but these lot are a right deranged bunch. Gwan, Harry.
Panama get away with all that shit, then Loftus-Cheek gets booked for nothing.
Get Lingard off, he's been rubbish when he's not been getting assaulted.
No idea why they are targeting Lingard. They should just ignore him completely.
Edit- not sure which team that applies to most.
Perhaps the biggest lol is that they've probably passed the ball better than we have so far.
Lovely stuff.
Genuinely good all round that.
Does he only score great goals?
Lingard you fucking cunt
How long before Panama just start shredding everyone up (again)?
I'd get Kane off at half-time just to be safe.
Messi Lingard
That's a glorious finish.
Sterling loves to miss a sitter.
How did they qualify?
Arse. My stream went down and I missed that.
How has Sterling missed that?
This is like one of those FM games where you set the team to attacking & actually pick the right team talk.
EDIT: This is fucking stupid
This is just embarrising.
This is the worst team I've ever seen us play in a World Cup.
Let Stones take it
Why not let Stones take it. Game over anyway.
Panama imploding
Honestly, the lad is on fucking fire.
If he's brought off early it'll be a travesty, he could seal the golden boot here.