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    Who's most likely to be a paedo?

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    Magic or Hammer.

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    What a delightful thread.

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    I think you'll find that the least likely people to be paedophiles are relations of the victims.

    That rules me out!

    What?

    Oh...oh God...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    What a delightful thread.
    It was inspired by RL outing himself as a bronie then Magic calling him a paedo. It does kind of seem like a gateway.

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    RL is a Bronie Paedo?

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    Magic easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    RL is a Bronie Paedo?
    Just a bronie but you called him a nonce when he got all worked up about the PM he thought you'd sent him (thought he'd found a bronie friend, I guess) so that made me wonder who's be most likely on here to be(come?) a paedo.

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    Toby neg-repped me for this thread.

    What's wrong, heid?

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    It's just a very distasteful thing to be joking about. If somebody like Magic had started it it would have been closed before the first reply.

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    I think it's actually Harold. Nobody can be as unhinged and annoying as that without having serious criminal/psychological issues.

    EDIT: Nah, definitely Toby now.

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    Mahow is very likely to be one based on his 'best babes' taste. Always ing over the 16 years old looking ones. And Toby of course.

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    This was clearly Boydy's attempt to cover his tracks.

    "They'll never expect a real paedo to draw attention to himself like this!"

    Ha. Banter.

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    Nah, Boydy is into the tick tings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    If somebody like Magic had started it it would have been closed before the first reply.
    Nope. This is one of the more pathetic criticisms of anything on this board, and it comes up far too often. Largely in posts made by Harold.

    The title of the thread about celebrity child-fuckers on the old board was a joke, and the thread was full of puns. It is distasteful, but we put up with Magic comparing his wife's fanny to seventy dead Syrians so I think we can deal with this.

    If the opening post was a photoshopped image of Boydy's chosen user with his dick out at a playground you'd be right, but then it wouldn't matter who made that thread.

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    It was actually a Serbian war grave, mate.

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    My nickname is "Jimmy". All thanks to an incident with a 15 year old many years ago which never actually happened (it was never going to once I found out her age, at least) and has been embellished by my mates.

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    Paedophilia is definitely funny to joke about, by the way.

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    It usually is when used by Harold, but I stand by it in this case. If it were a thread about actual paedophilia that descended into puns and jokes, that's fine, but what good comes of this? A load of half-arsed jokes about Mahow and his camgirl? It's just bullying. Thankfully I don't there's anybody here that's going to be genuinely upset by it, but it doesn't make it any more appropriate.

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    What an odd thread, especially from Boydy.

    edit: And yeah I agree with Toby on this.

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    What the fuck is that?

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    It's some going to lower the tone in a thread about paedophiles, but I reckon a hastily scribbled paint drawing of a camgirl about to be flattened probably does it.

    Look what you've done, Toby. There was no mention of Mahow's bird until you brought her up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    My nickname is "Jimmy". All thanks to an incident with a 15 year old many years ago which never actually happened (it was never going to once I found out her age, at least) and has been embellished by my mates.
    Tell us the rumour, Jimmy.

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    Lee would be up for it if it was legal.

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    Magic is the type to fall in love with a fifteen years old because she thinks he's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    If the opening post was a photoshopped image of Boydy's chosen user with his dick out at a playground you'd be right, but then it wouldn't matter who made that thread.
    This has reminded me of the R-One wanking picture. I'm not sure how many of us actually saw it, but it's a bond we'll have for life.

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    That Mahow picture is ridiculous. To think Tobias would have denied us that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Magic is the type to fall in love with a fifteen years old because she thinks he's cool.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Lee would be up for it if it was legal.
    Are you going to do everyone?

    WDYTOECOBAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    This has reminded me of the R-One wanking picture. I'm not sure how many of us actually saw it, but it's a bond we'll have for life.
    Again I had it saved but lost it all when the wife forced me to delete all the probably now paedo MSN pics of 'birds'.

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    RL would be friend zoned by the 15 years old.

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    I'm still with the 15 year old I banged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Again I had it saved but lost it all when the wife forced me to delete all the probably now paedo MSN pics of 'birds'.
    Me
    You
    Alan (creator)
    Ross Alan
    'Offy'
    R-One himself, who pretended it didn't bother him but banned Ross Alan for posting it

    Who else WAS THERE?

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    It's clearly GS.

    Irish (/NI) ....tick.
    Goes to church...tick.
    Claims to be abstinent and not even wank....tick.

    Nailed on paedo.

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    Claims to not even wank?

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    John looks like notorious paedophile Connor Tait. That surely sticks him up there with GS?


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    GS has the lifestyle for it, which means a lot more in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    Tell us the rumour, Jimmy.
    It isn't even a rumour. Years ago, during my first year of uni, I was down the pub and met a girl there. I spent most of the night with her, we were buying drinks for one another and just flirting and getting pissed. At some point in the early hours she took out some ID from her handbag. It remember it as being a passport which I doubt was the case, but I was very drunk. There's no doubt I'd have shagged her had I not known her age and she was up for it. But she was clearly using an older bloke for drinks so wasn't up for it. I don't know how we got on to the subject but this came up in conversation with some mates years later and the story has now evolved to me grooming her, fucking her, then walking her to school in the morning. There you go.

    On "Lee would do it if it was legal". Put it this way; If I were a single man I'd not hesistate to fuck a horny 16 year old. Imagine the pertness of the tits? Jesus. Unfortunately this is never going to happen.

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    There was a waitress that started in work fairly recently who everyone thought was quite hot. Turns out she's 15.

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    It's about sexual maturity not birth date.

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    You were basically groomed by Noogle, so go for it.

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    If you're a big nasty rapist man then of course it matters. That 20 year old babysitter girl who fucked a 11 year old boy didn't even get any jail time. No chance that would be the case in reverse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    There was a waitress that started in work fairly recently who everyone thought was quite hot. Turns out she's 15.
    That wouldn't be paedophilia though. There's a different word for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    On "Lee would do it if it was legal". Put it this way; If I were a single man I'd not hesistate to fuck a horny 16 year old. Imagine the pertness of the tits? Jesus. Unfortunately this is never going to happen.
    Fucking hell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    That wouldn't be paedophilia though. There's a different word for it.
    Ephebophilia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    It isn't even a rumour. Years ago, during my first year of uni, I was down the pub and met a girl there. I spent most of the night with her, we were buying drinks for one another and just flirting and getting pissed. At some point in the early hours she took out some ID from her handbag. It remember it as being a passport which I doubt was the case, but I was very drunk. There's no doubt I'd have shagged her had I not known her age and she was up for it. But she was clearly using an older bloke for drinks so wasn't up for it. I don't know how we got on to the subject but this came up in conversation with some mates years later and the story has now evolved to me grooming her, fucking her, then walking her to school in the morning. There you go.
    Something similar happened to a friend of mine who told us this on a 3 hour car ride to the mountains, by the end of it we'd escalated him to having a Fritzlesque basement dungeon, feeding his incestuous offspring with his own nipples, and bring it up whenever possible. They say everyone's a unique snowflake but we're all the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Something similar happened to a friend of mine who told us this on a 3 hour car ride to the mountains, by the end of it we'd escalated him to having a Fritzlesque basement dungeon, feeding his incestuous offspring with his own nipples, and bring it up whenever possible. They say everyone's a unique snowflake but we're all the same.
    Indeed. Me being called Jimmy by my mates is just normal now. A couple have me down as that in their phones. I don't really mind until we go out and get talking to people.

    "Hi, I'm Lee"

    "Why do your friends call you Jimmy?"

    "AFTER JIMMY SAVILE HAHA!"

    "Alright, mate"

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    My my this is some thread for startling revelations, Boyd.

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