So, Magic was deriding Giggles for wanting to not feel something sliding up his arse, yeah?
So, Magic was deriding Giggles for wanting to not feel something sliding up his arse, yeah?
Magic is the type of deviant that will let his wife stick a finger or two up him.
Well before her head was turned ofc.
I've had two up me. It's not an overly great feeling.
Two cocks? Lolololol.
I'd take all the midazolam they'd let me, but fuck having a GA for one. Not worth.Originally Posted by Giggles
I saw an old guy have one stone cold sober. He took it like a beast.
(waaaay)
I'd heave like fuck. I'm not sure if I'll actually be knocked out, they have the option of 'sedation' which I may be wrongly presuming to be knocked out.
You're fucked.
No, sedation is not knocked out. You'll gag like fuck and then the second they finish it you won't even realise it's happened. It's really weird.
That's what happened with all the ones I've seen anyway.
You alright Giggles?
I'm a twit
I'm not going for it so, not unless I'm knocked out. I'll go private.
Sciatica is back with a bang so back on the Amitriptyline every evening. Hate the shit, leaves me feeling like a Zombie until after lunch the next day and I have fuck all appetite. I went to sleep at 8pm and had 10 hours sleep but I feel like I haven’t slept in a month.
Those fucking things. I got prescribed them once and after a couple of days I flushed the rest. Absolutely wipe you out into a dribbling mess.
Yeah, I’ve come home. Couldn’t focus and was nearly falling asleep at my desk in the end. I’ve just noticed that I’ve been given 10mg, when I’m sure I only had 5mg last time, so that’s probably not helped. Either way, the shit is going in the bin. I’ll medicate with ibuprofen and fucking lump it.
I've had amitriptyline for migraines before and I agree it's fucking awful. I was only on 10mg as well, I'm surprised with the doses some people are on they can even open their eyes at all.
Do you do any stretches/exercises for it? When I had it (albeit quite mild) a chiropractor showed me some nifty little exercises that helped quite a bit. One where you lie on your side/in a foetal position and kick your top leg out was particularly good (that may be a fairly poor explanation).
Yeah I do stretches every evening for it, when I have symptoms anyway - I should probably do them regardless, but I’m lazy). I’ve not noticed any change but there we go. I think it just comes and goes as it pleases usually. Just have to get through it.
Someone I work with had 200mg every evening, but also had another tablet in the morning to counteract it. She was taking it for depression though. I am getting the idea that they just throw it at anything that stops you sleeping.
’Oh, Insomnia? Here - this shit will get you more sleep than you know what to do with’
Two people in the same building working through genuine medical conditions must be a first for the state. Don't either of you fancy six months off?
I’ve got a 2 year old.
I think I have a yeast infection on my cock.
My old man is sleeping with a CPAP machine due to his sleep apnoea. It sounds like Abe chanting from Abes Odyssey
Had a stomach bug for almost a week. Every time I try eating something it just comes out in a white hot stream of misery accompanied by those bowel cramps that fold you in half.
Proper had enough of it now, fuck's sake.
That from your dodgy slow-cooked eggs?
A chap I know had that recently for 2 weeks. Sorry.
No I don't want this.
I thought I was getting that last week when I shat the brown waterfall about ten times in one day. All the fucker did was leave be bunged up to bits and I ended up having to silver bullet my ringpiece. Not something I want to repeat.
What does this mean?
White bullet doesn't have the same ring to it. Absolutely fucking magic little boyos though.
I think I can feel a solid poo brewing for the first time in about 5 days.
#Pray4</=5
Took a drunken fall and have apparently fractured my wrist. What a moron.
Sure that wasn't during an attempt to lift one of those poofy pints you drink? Mincer.
Big words from the man who got his mouth whopped off in a kebab shop and can't piss in public.
Joke's on you, the poofier the beer the more likely it is to not be served as a full pint.
What a fool you've made of yourself.
I ripped one of my big toe nails in half taking some sausage rolls out of the oven yesterday. I wasn't allowed to use masking tape so it's now held in place by a 'Jesus Saves' plaster which was all we had.
I would also fracture my wrist holding my massive length. It's why I sit down in a cubicle.
Is there room to add in "...but [whoever] scores on the rebound!"?
Were you opening up the tray with your foot?
No, I somehow managed to kick the back of my heel hard enough to rip the nail right down the middle about 3/4 of the way back to the nail bed. I stood there feeling like a right twat as I pissed blood onto the floor and tried to check if the pastry was done (it wasn't).
What make were the sausage rolls? I hope you haven’t crippled yourself for some Happy Shopper fodder.
Brand? I made them myself.
Sorry Delia.
She wouldn't have put too much pepper in like I did.
Say it’s a Sausage En Crout and has been spiced like the French would. It’s what RL would do.
They don't really do sausage rolls over here. The closest you'll get is a 'Vienne En Cage'
#Brexit
Phonics need that win and he got it.
Jesus CHRIST they look incredible.
They're like pastry hot dogs. Greggs need to capitalise.
Puff pastry wrapped around a sausage. Make your own rolls and win.
That's literally what they are.A 'Vienne' is the French version of a 'Frankfurter'. They're absolutely useless cold imo though so you have to get in there pretty soon after they've got out the oven.
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