Speaking of, who here is into cryonics?
Speaking of, who here is into cryonics?
What a shit day.
Find me another Oxbridge graduate with flow like this.
@Boydy.
Nevertheless am I dressed for the occasion
It’s Oxford reject no.1 now here’s the situation
If the job moves you city then don’t get off at the station
Pack your bags cause we’re leaving Ballymena on a permanent vacation
Well, I’m a disaster
An HNC master
Put on your website and rock your ad block blaster
It’s not about the money, cars, hotels, or resorts
Because I can't afford shit and I wear cut off shorts
Excellent.
My watsapp account for starters. And don't deny it.
Let's move on.
I don't use WhatsApp so lol at you.
I faxed it to you three hours ago.
I posted it like ten hours ago, so you must have copied it off me in the first place.
Im sure schu would take hawkins body and wheelchair in a straight swap deal
He'd be swapping an ostensibly healthy body for one that (even before yesterday) was almost completely useless.
Just how useful is Schumacher's body after these years? He's not been seen in public since and any mention of improvement is completely shat on by his PR.
More useful than the body of a dead pensioner with motor neurone disease.
Greengrass.
He’s far from dead but bloody hell Dynamo is in a bad way.
I'm a twit
You shouldn't laugh, but 'Dynamo has revealed impact of Crohn’s disease on his magical abilities' is such a lol sentence.
Uncle Fester Wilkins fighting for his life.
They should lead with those Tango adverts when they review his life.
Is he REALLY the Terminator now?
Ray Wilkins still close. I don't think football is ready for his highlights reel.
As soon as the news broke, BBC dug out his cup winner. They're ready.
Ray Wilkins is gone.
Shame. Did like him but taken a shade or two off since I found out about his drink driving shite.
And his greatest moment
Anyone seen the Tango vid?
Wasn't he in some fanta advert or something?
You mean Tango.
That's the first time I've actually seen 'and Smith must score', yes it was a glorious chance but the keeper did narrow it and there wasn't that much space. I'd always heard it talked up as some Ronnie Rosenthal moment.
Eric Bristow has gone.
Twenty, double top. Just how he would have wanted.
Any darts player that makes it to 60 has done well.
That night Twitter piled him because he called the football nonce victims wimps was quality. What sort of unfulfilling existence do you have to lead to stay up abusing Eric Bristow over the internet?
What sort of unfulfilling existence do you have to lead to spend your time having a go at abused children?
He was only 60! What on earth has he been doing for the last 25 years?
Drinking himself to death, it seems.