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    I've never seen a switch except in horrible shitholes.

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    This is a shithole. Here for my Auntie's birthday party but there are also another 7 or 8 parties.

    The venue still has Christmas decorations up (they probably never go down), there's a bear/boar skin over the door and a guy blasting out 80s/90s Polish and English tunes. It's the most classic stereotypical Polish thing ever.

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    Are you still in there?

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    I am sadly, it's hell on earth for me.

    I'm surprised it hasn't driven me to drink.

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    Into the present with Despacito.

    DJ has jumped at least 35 years from any other song.

    There is also a couple which were dancing by just rubbing belly to belly.

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    Back to the 80s I think with some Polish song that sounds like all Polish 'discopolo' songs.

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    Polish version of what sounds awfully like chimchiminny cherroo (or however you spell it) from Mary Poppins.

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    Leedsrevolution posting when drunk.

    The feeling Leedsrevolution gets the next day when he reads his posts.

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    Think about how bad it is for all of us. We're (mostly) sober

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    Mahow are you in Poland? You've not mentioned it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Mahow are you in Poland? You've not mentioned it.
    I was thinking the same thing

    Fuck it though, it's a class spot.

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    I just typed 'Baloon' and the spelling corrections I was offered were Saloon, Ba loon and Ba-loon.

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    Somebody in the town will fix my iPod but it will take a week (they have to order the part) and cost fifty quid. I'm happy to do that, but does anyone have any experience with these companies you send it away to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leedsrevolution View Post
    Leedsrevolution posting when drunk.

    The feeling Leedsrevolution gets the next day when he reads his posts.
    Leedsrevolution posting in the third person.

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    Leedsrevolution posting in the third half.

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    That bloke at work again. One of our local Tescos had an employee who decided to underprice the PS Plus cards so you could get three month's worth for 75p. Naturally, he got two years worth and told EVERYONE in the office about half a dozen times. All fucking day.

    He also keeps trying to badger another member of staff to rebuy the Crash trilogy. All fucking day.

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    That too.

    Out the way, shin.

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    One of my sister's mates has just died. Twenty three years old. Cancer can fuck right off.

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    Car insurance. $120 a month? Gtfo. I'll stick to my bicycle.

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    Brushing my teeth this morning dislodged a wire I've got in my jaw. 24 hours of a piece of metal poking me in the side of the face. Joy.

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    You'll have to explain. Did you get gubbed?

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    Why there's a wire in my jaw? Holdover from when I had braces. Goes the whole way across the row of my bottom teeth.

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    I think my sister is about to or already has reported my wife for tax evasion.

    Families, eh?

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    Wifi has been down since yesterday, but Ethernet was working fine. Phoned Virgin Business and they said that a firmware update was causing some customer issues, and said to reset the router to factory settings. Now Ethernet has stopped working too, so I'm having to tether from my phone. Brilliant.

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    Must be painful on your 3G.

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    UK Internet infrastructure is such a fucking joke. There are mountain regions of Switzerland that have better fibreoptic coverage than most major cities in the UK.

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    I always use my mobile internet. It's about 20 times faster than the wifi in work.

    EDIT: Actually more. Wifi is 1.34Mbps and the mobile is 41.39Mbps.

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    Lol @ using Virgin business.

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    A courier knocked on the door this morning with a box for number one. We're twenty-nine, and the street stops at thirty, so obviously he has got it backwards. Not a problem mate you're just at the wrong end of the... No. He's already filled the little card in saying number twenty-nine has accepted it. I told him I wasn't, and he goes 'Well, I've put on the card that you've taken it', as if I'm being awkward not wanting to give him a hand at work. Cornette Faced him good and proper and he took it away. Twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Lol @ using Virgin business.
    As a professional engineer, what would you recommend?

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    My company.


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    Monero at $16 USD in Feb '17. I wanted to put 10k on it, but my fiancée wouldn't have any of it because of her $70k debt.

    I could have wiped out our debt and then some. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 😒😒

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    Leave her. She doesn't believe in you.

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    She's not the only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    UK Internet infrastructure is such a fucking joke. There are mountain regions of Switzerland that have better fibreoptic coverage than most major cities in the UK.
    From what I remember and hear I agree. Even with my mobile 4g I could easily have a fee computers all watching HD video without any trouble or extra pay.

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    We're still too busy in hoc to our baby boomer overlords using landlines and writing fucking cheques.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    We're still too busy in hoc to our baby boomer overlords using landlines and writing fucking cheques.
    Some of our public sector customers are still using fax machines. Something to do with a legal document faxed is still a legal document when it comes out the other end. Or at least that's what somebody told me, it might well be horseshit.

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    tbf it's pretty shit everywhere but still



    Meanwhile South Korea achieved 50% capacity in 2006.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Some of our public sector customers are still using fax machines. Something to do with a legal document faxed is still a legal document when it comes out the other end. Or at least that's what somebody told me, it might well be horseshit.
    That sounds like code for 'our office equipment hasn't been invested in since 1994', which is true of every public sector workplace I've been to.

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    It's lol how much paper the dole wastes. You ask them to e-mail you something and they print you a dozen sheets out instead.

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    "Here are a load of sheets of paper for you to write down what you've applied for."
    "I can do this in the online portal you've had me register for so I'll just do it in there."
    "No you need to write it down as well."

    Fuck off.

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    All hail the paper trail.

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    Why even bother with the 'Allow' button?

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    In case you want the notifications.

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    Only perverts and old people click allow.

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    Would depend on the website that's asking.

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    This terrible Twitter ad looking like it's sponsored by Jurden Klopp.


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    Classic Jurden.

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    Has anyone ever had something delivered that you never ordered?

    I got this the other day in the post:

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Tard.../dp/B01N74SQEM

    I never ordered one, I have no emails regarding it and no money taken out for it (I don't think).

    Tried to follow the tracking info back but it's coming up with nothing.

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    Why would that fuck anyone off? It’s free!

    Pity it wasn’t something better, mind.
    I'm a twit

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