I've just seen a picture of Gove without glasses and I can barely recognise him
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
I've just seen a picture of Gove without glasses and I can barely recognise him
Still looks like a total cunt?
Less like Pob though.
He's the only one doing anything in the government these days. He should be the Chancellor.
He should be sealed inside an iron ball and fired into the Sun
I'm seconding the 'obliteration by sun' option.
My mate Duncan Sandys used to be deployed to difficult briefs because he was an arsehole and loved pissing all the civil servants off. Gove should have that role. Give him eighteen months to sort planning laws out; then have him in the Treasury in time for Brexit; and then give him five years to reform the civil service before peering him off to kick that lot in.
I still have no idea how he got free schools through. I think Cummings might know actual magic.
The fuck is up with "Lord" Bates resigning in shame because he was late? Clown.
Why am I reading about Jacob Rees-Mogg potentially being the next Prime Minister? Fucking hell.
He won't be. I doubt he'll even stand.
I saw a clip of him admitting he buys things from Greggs, which George Osborne famously doesn't, so he's cleared that hurdle.
I think Theresa May will continue because of risk aversion/sheer inertia (she is useless), but in the event they force her out for someone who is going to lead with intellectual substance and a clear idea of what they're doing, they might as well follow that logic through and elect Gove.
Boris would have been alright in 2016 but now, useless.
lol
I'm starting to come round to the idea of a second referendum, you know. It's win/win. If Remain wins this time, I don't have to have hear about Brexit ever again. If Leave wins again, then all the Remain wankers will bugger off and form a death cult around the spot where A.C. Grayling self-immolated, so I don't have to hear from them ever again.
Might get GS back from THE GROUP as well. So two sides to everything.
Imagine the fitness advantage he'll have over us.
Bravo Pepe.
Stephen Kinnock is going on a 24 hour hunger strike for electoral reform. It's that sort of courage in the face of adversity which inspires real change.
That clip of his Mum having to tell him how to do politics when all he wants to do is give the big I am to the cameras was the only good part of any political documentary I've seen in a good 5 years.
His wife, who was Prime Minister of Denmark.
Everyone in that family looks so old.
24 hour hunger strike. It's not that hard. At 8pm the previous day, enjoy an Indian meal - chicken dupiaza, let's say, with a keema nan, bombay aloo, saag paneer and an onion bhaji, washed down with three pints of Kingfisher. That takes you through to 10pm, and the hunger strike starts. Stay up for ages watching box sets, then sleep in until 2pm and you've only got eight hours to see out before the single transferable vote is yours.
He's basically doing Ramadan for a day. *insert EDL talking point here*
Not quite, isn't Ramadan just dawn to dusk fasting?
The guy likes horses I suppose, is it really worthy of much comment?
I'd consider supporting PR if it got the requisite 6% share of blazer-wearing cranks into Parliament.
I bow to your experience on the subject.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-4290...ighting-brexit
It barely has any influence lads why are you so bothered?
I see that the George Soros meme has managed to make it's way over to your fine isle. Pushed by Theresa May's former second-in-command no less. lol.
Meanwhile, and I know it's been coming but it's just ridiculous these days. Robert Peston looks like he's a homeless drunk that's got to go to court.
George Soros-related things are usually shite, but he has donated a load of money to the remain tools, so let's just enjoy his defence being made up of people who normally see Rupert Murdoch lurking in every shadow.
I was paid by George Soros to astroturf this place during the referendum. Kiko was given 5k to create 'THE GROUP' to distract GS from the art of posting.
Keith Vaz having his suspicious wealth looked into; Brendan Cox finally nobbled as a sexcase; fifteen Labour MPs being accused of meeting enemy agents during the Cold War (unfortunately there will be nothing in this); and that dead homeless bloke everyone was bealing over as a damning indictment of our society turning out to be a twice-deported Angolan paedophile. What a weekend. #ConservativeFightback #BrexitMeansBrexit
The Brendan Cox thing is a fascinating case. Everyone falling over themselves to say what a wonderful person he is in spite of his 'past mistakes', because his wife got stabbed. If no stabbed wife, he would just be another perve.
Kevin Spacey must be gutted he hasn't had any family members murdered.
His dead wife gave him cover until now, but the shite we've heard today is solely down to him being mates/on the 'same side' as the arseholes who would normally be out for his blood. It was the same with Oxfam last week when the official Labour Party statement said the government and the regulator had questions to answer, but never even mentioned their favourite charity by name.
Hasn't it all been hugely exaggerated? It wouldn't have come out had he not nailed his flag to the remain post.
The thing about setting yourself up as some sort of national moral conscience is that it doesn't take a lot to ruin the act.
I didn't comment on the Oxfam case at the time, but the best thing about it was when they said they didn't release more details because they didn't want to ruin the great work they were doing, for charidee.
Sounds like this UKIP event was a roaring success as ever.
Ukip are a Brexiteer's dream at the moment, making Remain bores waste tweets and column inches lolling at them.
Finally found how they're going to get GS/Lewis to vote Labour