Don't make Al & Chris talk about fucking hashtags.
Amendola could have hosted a barbecue in the amount of space they gave him there.
Amendola
Eagles are getting some consistent pressure though.
Peter Dinklage rapping about Doritos, followed by Morgan Freeman doing Get UR Freak On for Mountain Dew?
Go on then.
Looked like a botched powerbomb.
Perfect chance to counter the hurdle with a Farooq spinebuster utterly wasted there.
Also: lol.
Should have SPEARED Cooks out of the game there. Nice try.
What a shank.
I thought it might hook back in.
Arn Anderson is somewhere approving of that spinebuster.
Not sure why Cooks tried to hurdle when he could probably have won the race to the outside.
Special teams shitting the bed so far.
Gareth Southgate's turning up soon on the BBC for some reason.
The BBC coverage always suffers for the random dickheads they bring out for a laugh.
Carlson is great and Osi is usually at least decent but then they start rolling out Martin O'Neill or whoever.
Ouch!
Not been a good few plays for Mr Cooks.
Chappers has to feel awkward emphasising the first syllable of the word defence.
I need to see that again because it honestly didn't look bad from what I caught. The BBC refusing to show it again is bollocks.
Edit- Oh that's not the play I saw... I saw the Brady one.
That Cloverfield thing is rumoured to drop on Netflix right after the game btw
New Cloverfield trailer
EDIT: Interesting...
I'd only heard a couple of days ago that they'd got two Cloverfield films wrapped up for release.
Brady should stick to passing.
Great idea though.
Tom Brady is the worst WR of all time.
Brady
Maybe having a WR throw to a 40 year old QB isn't the greatest idea of all time.
I suppose it's only fair. The Patriots had a linebacker who was the best receiver of all time so Brady being a QB / the worst balances things out on a karmic level.
Only the best QB of all time, Mohamed Sanu, could have pulled that play off.
Danny should've had a go at Brady for not trying hard enough.
This is looking very Eagles-y so far
I wouldn't have blamed the Eagles for just taking the point but I love that they went for the two.
My bad, I think I was the intended receiver on that one.
Timberlake doing some Prince apparently?
Wullie might go on a rampage if that actually happens.
Snack update: The fake-KFC chicken goujons I just had were fucking magical.
What the fuck were those CGI Foles / Brady things about? Use a picture of them, dickheads.
Prince hated the hologram thing when asked about it so luckily they've ditched that if they were considering it. I think Janet Jackson shows up and gets Justin's cock out.
I was just about to say there's bound to be a turnover soon.
Nice tackling, douchebags.
What is with the fucking kicking?
How do you miss these kicks?
James 'SuperBowl' White
Should probably let him take the kicks as well.
Blair Walsh must have given a seminar in Minneapolis this weekend.
Per-SILL?
Fucking Americans.
The stiff arm by Clement