Should team up with Arjan De Zeeuw who is a homicide detective.
Should team up with Arjan De Zeeuw who is a homicide detective.
I thought he was a doctor? Do his talents never end?
Goretzka has gone to Bayern on a free.
Hopefully we can sort a deal out with Emre Can. Replacing him would be costly.
Wolf of White Hart Lane - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...Hart-Lane.html
Or Pavlyuchenko - repping Putin - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...?frame=3390960
Lizarazu's is great http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...?frame=3390963
https://www.theguardian.com/football...sport.comment2
He is all of these things and more.
Ruminegge has just come out and said Bayern have done this for 'the good of the Bundesliga' rather than letting him be poached by foreign clubs
That's now Schalke and Leipzig they've taken their best player off for free this year. If Dortmund weren't dog shit this year they'd probably find someone to nick off them too.
Teams would play with a high line and keep the target man away from the goal and squeeze the midfield.
If they tried to leave a target man and a faster player on the defensive line the other team would win the midfield battle and control the game.
You need a big strong player with a bit of pace about them really or they can get isolated no matter how good the rest of the team is.
And no ones scored more headed goals in the league than Giroud since he signed in 2012.
Van Persie has moved back to Feyenoord Rotterdam after 14 years away.
Arsenal involved in big money transfer
Brighton sign Jurgen Locadia from PSV for club record fee
No idea.
Goals in the Eredivisie, what could possibly go wrong?
He's injured as well.
I know a couple of Eredivisie followers. They're Dutch, not just massive dangers. They both told me he's wank. Ho hum.
He'll probably be amazing then, as is the largely inversely proportional nature of looking good in Holland versus being competent elsewhere.
Was going to say, he's a one in three man in Holland so he'll double that here.
Kezman 122 (105) over there. Dear dear. Dear dear dear.
Locadia was the one who burst into the team with a ten minute hat trick in his first appearance or something.
He’s the Dutch Leon Best then.
I'm a twit
Looks like Arsenal should have used Lionel Hutz for the Sanchez deal.
No money down
Am I forgetting or is this the first high profile swap deal in about half a century?
There was the Eto'o and Ibrahimovich one, but that was + cash.
Straight swap? No idea.
Yeah, I was thinking the same. Haven't had a good player swap deal since the Ibrahimovic/Eto'o effort, which was probably the transfer equivalent of the KT barrier for swap deals.
Carini for Cannavaro was lol
Always used as rumours in papers though.
Gallas for Cole
David Moyes would have three titles if he had worked with this Ed Woodward instead of that crap one.
Everyone else googling top player swap deals football lol
Weren't these all just players getting thrown in with bigger transfers rather than actual straight swaps?
Kenwyne Jones for Odemwingie
United twitter over the last six months has done the impossible and converted me into a massive Pep Guardiola fan. Congrats guys.
I mean, 'Ed Woodward' is currently trending.
Arsenal
I'm really not sure how Ed Woodwards come out of this looking good. Pogbas already out asking for his wages to be doubled.
The Fake News Mainstream Media already has him on about three-hundred grand a week, so that can't be right.
This transfer window is a barrel of laughs.
Whatevs. New contracts all round.
I think Luke Shaw is underpaid.
The proper lol will be this summer when Madrid try to buy everyone and realise they don't have the money.
Luke Shaw has been donning it since he steamed into that City aggro and finally won the manager over. If he doesn't get another injury (which he will) he will probably be due a pay rise soon enough.
1 year: Ronaldo goes back to United
2 years: Alan Pardew calls for a salary cap
3 years: United hire Alan Pardew on £2 million/week to do his dance 12 hours a day in a cage outside Old Trafford
5 years: Alex Ferguson buys the Moon
7 years: RL hired as Gary Neville's personal patissier
10 years: Paul Pogba imagery becomes mandatory in every British household
15 years: That 'Adam Joseph' cunt on twitter is elected UN Secretary General
25 years: Duncan Castles funeral is attended by 170 heads of state
40 years: United announce new sideline in space travel. Bobby Charlton looks melancholy on maiden voyage
50 years: United finally win the league again after a half century of straight titles by Guardiola's City
When do you become one of Shaw's flunkies?
Never. I'll be killed when they genocide Chelsea fans for 'buying success'.