Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Tom Farron, former leader of the LIBERAL Democrats has clarified that oh yeah, gay sex is a sin, that he regrets saying otherwise, and that people in his party didn't understand the issue. Clown.
A chinese proverb for you. If the ex-leader of the Lib Dems tells a radio station that he thinks gay sex is a sin, is anyone actually listening?
Meanwhile:
#LoveMyMayor
He only needs to cut it on Asians, it's unfair on them.
Wasn't binning stop and search originally a Conservative wheeze to get certain 'communities' on side? I suppose it works insofar as you end up with less of them to vote against you, but it seems like a rather necessary evil (mild inconvenience) as long as stabbings are commonplace.
2 and a bit years in between those headlines. Now, it's a fairly dramatic 'policy' shift, and far be it from me to defend The Sadiq Leader, but things can change (I have no idea if they have). Stop and search is an absolute bullshit 'power' the police routinely abuse though.
More stop and search = good, so I'm with the terrorist lover on this one.
UKIP leader forced to dump his young fit girlfriend for being a big ol' racist.
Politics is such a harsh life.
Chris Grayling.
Fucking hate this shit government.
Why is having a racist girlfriend a big deal? It's not like he was with her for policy advice.
He should have said something along the lines of 'We don't have much time to talk about politics' and WAAAAAAAYed his way out of it. Or UKIP could just give up. Either one really.
Another day, another stupid campaign. Apparently we need Brexit stamps now...
Tough job isn't it?
The mans Twitter header
That Thatcher sex-doll in the car
GS has the same
There's nothing about that whole UKIP bloke story that makes any sense.
Archetypal boorish looking 54 year old ex-police/TA dweeb defects from the fucking Liberal Democrats to take over a political party with almost diametrically opposed views and somehow snaffles a 25 year old model girlfriend on the way. Between her, and that Britain First one Boydy has a thing for, there appears to be some mileage in racism as an aphrodisiac.
Don't say that, you'll bring Mert and Harold back from the dead.
lol
Juncker
I really hope that winds up twitter.
Top story this:
In short, years worth of economic figures (and with them the NARRATIVE) might be bollocks.Britain’s statistical agency has made mistakes in its measurement of the telecoms sector, failing to spot huge cost-efficiencies of up to 90 per cent over a five-year period, it admitted this week. The error, which covers the period from 2010-2015, means that inflation statistics may have been significantly too high and economic growth figures too low, calling into question the consumer price index and retail price index, which help determine pay and pension increases.
How has that not got beyond the FT?
Because THE NARRATIVE is more important.
I wonder how often things like that happen. Measuring growth and gdp and whatnot sounds like a nightmare to me. It is probably all made up bollocks.
Come out of your cave and rescue us again, Dom.
He actually has a bunker as well. Legend.
If you Twitter search his name, as I have just done, it turns out a lot of people are still mad at that bus.
If the bus was so crucial, why didn't Remain make their own bus and put a bigger number on it?
Didn't they just lol at the bus being made in Germany or something? I think that sums them up.
Ah yes, a bridge four times longer than that Sweden/Denmark bridge. That sounds like a good way to spend a few hundred billion.
People are saying it'd be in the middle of a shipping lane. Easy - just build it a mile high.
I'd dig a road tunnel though (not literally, I don't even have a spade).
I'd completely forgotten about the boats. Make it one of those raising bridges like the tower of london. Should only add on a couple of trillion and a completely new form of engineering to do.
I can't zoom in enough to know why it's being suggested. Is there an issue with the Channel Tunnel?
It's because Blairmanuel Macron is over for a visit and we're in the mood for cross-Channel fraternité, apparently.
We're trying to keep THEM OUT so fuck this bridge RIGHT OFF.
Or let Carillion build it.
Carillion. Yay for the free market!
Carillion is a great example of the market not being free.
Especially not when Nye Bevan is around.
Shoot the Carillion execs.
How are you supposed to pronounce Nye? Fucking Welsh and their stupid names.
While we're eating the rich.
31k per renter.
It's like the upper tiers of society are trying to actively cause an uprising against them.“We know that this work and the costs are unwelcome,” FirstPort, Proxima’s agent, told leaseholders. “However, as your property manager, our first priority has to be your safety.”
It also warned that the longer they resist the charges and works are delayed “the more it will cost you in other charges such as fire wardens or scaffold costs”.
You pronounce it how it looks. How many ways can you even think of to pronounce 'Nye'?
My wife has a friend called "Saoirse". The pronunciation of that fucker makes no sense at all.