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    You'd be better off not being a dick to your nephew in public in the first place, that's an easy one to avoid.

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    He started to lose me earlier in the year with his 'I'm just a kid from the UK', as if most F1 champions grow up in the Bronx.

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    He's had the right mix of mercurial talent (which translates to arrogance off the track) and people blowing smoke up his arse for a decade that you really have to ignore him outside race weekends. Still, he's carrying on a fine tradition of great drivers being tossers in almost every other respect.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-42540738

    I think that's an utterly amazing story. Remember everyone was like 'awwww homeless do have hearts too lol' now it's like 'WHAT A CUNT KICK THESE CUNTS ON THE STREETS EH GET THEY SPIKEY THINGS UP AGEN SO THEY CANNAE SLEEP'


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    You might be saying that, because you're deathly allergic to nuance.

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    I'm the man on the street.

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    So the wife has kicked you out then?

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    Zing. Literally burst out laughing.

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    This could get fun. Anything you own with an ARM/Intel/etc chip in it could end up running 30% slower.

    https://www.wired.com/story/critical...ost-computers/

    https://security.googleblog.com/2018...-need.html?m=1



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    http://news.abs-cbn.com/trending/01/...ial-media-nuts

    BANGKOK -- A Bangkok clinic that has drawn 100 men a month to its penis whitening service has caused a stir in Thailand, with social media users both baffled and alarmed by the phallic fad.

    The Lelux Hospital, renowned for its body whitening expertise in a country obsessed with skin color, began offering the unconventional treatment six months ago after a male customer complained of "dark parts" on his groin.

    "These days a lot of people are asking about it. We get around 100 clients a month, three to four clients a day," Bunthita Wattanasiri, a manager for the Skin and Laser department at Lelux Hospital told AFP.

    The procedure, which uses laser whitening, got wide play on Thai television and social media on Thursday after the hospital released images of a man undergoing the treatment.

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    That's the sort of story that Karl would find on the Ricky Gervais XFM shows.

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    Did you hear about fellas in Taiwan? Apparently, they're getting their knobs painted white.

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    Really would have fit in with knob news.

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    Outstanding local journalism here:


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    It's impossible that two old men died in Dundee, presumably.

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    It's the same guy the article above is exactly the same pic butI couldn't fit it in.

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    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/f...-a3732841.html

    Not read the story yet to find out what the fuck happened but that headline.

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    He's a moron is what happened.

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    Animals behavior around humans is endlessly fascinating



    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...search.science

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    Bastards. Clicky, smiley bastards.

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    This is how it starts, man.

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    So long, and thanks for all the fish

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    Did anyone see that surgeon who burned his initials on to his patient's new livers when they were transplanted?

    I love that banter. Wonder how he got found out.

    EDIT: And the 53-year-old's actions were only discovered when a botched operation meant one of his patients had to have more surgery a week later, leading a different surgeon to spot the liver specialist's calling card.

    LOL.

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    You should stick 'LOL' in as your signature. It appears at the start or end of about three quarters of your posts anyway.

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    That's because 3/4 of them are funny.

    Imagine tearing in to some cunt and seeing UP THE RA on their pancreas.

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    So you're laughing at your own jokes in all caps. Cool.

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    But it actually happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    At least they know it works.

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    He probably didn't care, and the poor bastard just sat there as his relatives seethed and refused to open it.

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    I like that they're asking for more stories like it.

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    I want to know how it came about. There's no reasonable way for the paper to find out about her old fridge.

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    Snowflakes horrified by Friends shocker.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a8154626.html

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    People need to relax a bit.

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    This is down the road from me.

    14 coppers to take down 1 unarmed bloke Literally everyone in shot has pepper spray, a taser and a fully armed pistol.

    https://www.facebook.com/20minuteson...7718855927631/

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42725776

    Newsnight presenter has been stalked for 20 years apparently.

    Turns out i know the stalker

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    Which one of your clubs did he go to?

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    Birds of a feather

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    I used to run football sessions for a charity in Oxford and he used to come along.

    Seemed like a nice bloke. Im sure it's just a big misunderstanding.

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    You've probably heard by now about the paedo olympic Doctor who was sexually assaulting kids.

    They're currently doing victim statements where they get to say what they want to their assaulter. I heard one that was awful, the guy was considered a family friend and the victim was ostracized from her family for years for 'trying to smear' the doctor, her Dad killed himself when he realized all the stuff she'd told him was true. There's over a hundred of victims telling stories like this and now this piece of shit says 'this is too much for me to take'



    I hope he dies in there.

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    He should grow that beard back. Poor bastard.

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    He's shaved it just close enough to emphasise the baldness, the twat.

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    There are different types of bald man. Not all should shave. I'd look like a melon (though I am now a perma-beard).

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    Harry probably looks bald under strong enough lights as well. Who needs a DNA test?

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    "Don't you know who I am? I'm KatieKekistan88. My subscribers will hear about this!"

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    That lad that runs the White Moose is class. Nice spot too.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/dublin-cafe...11242-Oct2015/

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