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  • Theresa May's Conservatives

    10 22.73%
  • Jeremy Corbyn's Labour

    23 52.27%
  • Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats

    3 6.82%
  • Paul Nuttall's UKIP

    0 0%
  • 2 people's Greens

    1 2.27%
  • Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists

    1 2.27%
  • Satan's Sinn Fein

    0 0%
  • Dr Ian Paisley's DUP

    0 0%
  • Some other bunch of nonces

    2 4.55%
  • I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman

    4 9.09%
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    Perhaps he just likes clogs.

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    What does #FBPE stand for?

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    Follow back pro EU.

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    Is that with the usual EU style heart too?

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    'European Citizen with British passport.'

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    Didn't see them doing this before we voted out. It was all 'stop banging on about Europe' then.

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    Dom Was Right.

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    lol at Damian Green. Sacked not for having the porn, but for lying three times about the fact that he knew the porn was there. 2-0 to the boys in blue.

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    I still can't fathom why it even mattered that he had some porn in the first place. Pick up any device used for more than a week by anyone over the age of about ten and there will be porn on it somewhere. Unless he's watching child porn or some farmyard scat Magic sent him it's a complete non issue and he shouldn't have had to answer questions about it, never mind been binned for his answers.

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    It mattered in the context of him already being investigated for touching up a woman under the dinner table. If someone is accused of that, then the same person having a load of rape porn on a work computer is probably going to be relevant (unless we're going into complete moral relativism territory).

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    It's his fucking work computer, of course it matters if there's porn on it.

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    Exactly. I know I'd be shown the door if I had gowl on my work laptop.

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    He also didn't get done for the porn itself. He got done for lying about it 3 separate times.

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    Start putting money aside for your #bluepassport lads. I only renewed mine two months ago, but so wot I only voted to leave for one of these.

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    My passport has a blue passport case.

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    Are they really pushing that as the victory to cover everything else? A fucking blue cover on a passport?

    The funniest/worst/scariest part that the Sun worshipping average man on the street will absolutely lap it up.

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    If I were the EU, I'd do the obvious trolling act of changing all their passports to blue as well.

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    Turns out it's all bullshit now anyway and the change from blue was voluntary. Though that won't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If I were the EU, I'd do the obvious trolling act of changing all their passports to blue as well.


    That would be fucking hilarious.

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    I'd love to believe that the Remain lot really don't care what colour the passports are, but the fact that they're still moaning about them being blue suggests that they probably do.

    They're also believing this fake £500 million number which is EXACTLY the same fault they accuse Leave people of in believing the £350 million NHS number.

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    In fairness, it's not the remain lot making a show of themselves about passports. If we wanted a green one we could have one whenever we liked. The burgundy one is only a guideline and some EU countries don't use it.

    But still, BLUE PASSPORTS, FORRINS OUT, INGURLUND, OI OI OI, etc etc.

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    Is there any scenario where we can bar U2 from touring? The brexit waffle's been annoying. We're leaving. We're not going to get what we want and we'll be looking for any scraps we can take. All I care about passports is whether I can use my old one until it runs out or if they all become void as soon as March hits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I'd love to believe that the Remain lot really don't care what colour the passports are, but the fact that they're still moaning about them being blue suggests that they probably do.

    They're also believing this fake £500 million number which is EXACTLY the same fault they accuse Leave people of in believing the £350 million NHS number.
    God knows what they're going to be like when we bring back the cane and start herding foreigners over the White Cliffs.

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    Isn't it a cumulitive thing? So it's not literally £500 million to change the colour, but that's the total we've lost or will lose since we voted for BREXIT and the blue passport is the only VICTORY.

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    That and not being in the European Union anymore.

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    I think he meant actual victory rather than a symbolic chest-beating one.

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    Absolutely blinding dummy spit from Andrew 'Lord Adonis' Adonis.

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    I've met him.

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    This Toby Young twitter lynch mob is probably the most egregious example of the genre yet (and also illustrates how the extreme left has seized control of almost all public bodies).

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    He seems to have seen off people actually doubting his credentials (donned that actual idiot Paul Mason good and proper), so hopefully nobody BOTTLES IT.

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    Toby Young is a horrible person and deserves everything he gets.

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    They're seething about that, so have properly closed ranks on OMG HE SAID SOMEONE HAD BIG TITS EIGHT YEARS AGO.

    The worst thing I've done on twitter is call Andy Murray a traitor, so I should be safe when my time comes.

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    Toby Young is a complete tit (fair play on the schools), but you would think he had supported the IRA the way people are going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    They're seething about that, so have properly closed ranks on OMG HE SAID SOMEONE HAD BIG TITS EIGHT YEARS AGO.

    The worst thing I've done on twitter is call Andy Murray a traitor, so I should be safe when my time comes.
    I've routinely said Tony Blair should be in the Hague so I'm set for a knighthood when Corbs gets in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Toby Young is a complete tit (fair play on the schools), but you would think he had supported the IRA the way people are going on.
    Seems to me a lot more like people have had to deal with the absolute whopper for years and have found the ideal path of attack to hopefully get him to fuck off.

    He's Toby Young though so like all these upper-class wankers, the only way he can fall is up.

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    His dad wrote the Attlee manifesto, and invented the word 'meritocracy' (a crap word, but still).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    His dad wrote the Attlee manifesto, and invented the word 'meritocracy' (a crap word, but still).
    Which is how he got into Oxford (or Cambridge, whatever wankersville) on a B and a C then has spent the years since telling black kids they just don't try hard enough to get in.

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    Just a guess this - possibly quite a wild one - but you haven't actually read what you're referring to there, have you?

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    My non-autist memory doesn't allow me to remember Toby Youngs grades but I've read it. He tries to frame it as an administrative error because he got two letters etc.

    Bollocks.

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    I meant 'telling black kids they just don't try hard enough to get in', which I took to be referring to what turbomong David Lammy was moaning about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Just a guess this - possibly quite a wild one - but you haven't actually read what you're referring to there, have you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    My non-autist memory doesn't allow me to remember Toby Youngs grades but I've read it. He tries to frame it as an administrative error because he got two letters etc.

    Bollocks.


    Nice quick synopsis there from Wiki. Turbomong Joe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I meant 'telling black kids they just don't try hard enough to get in', which I took to be referring to what turbomong David Lammy was moaning about.
    I think you mean Father of the Nation.

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    If you're going to rip off other posters insults, try not to use one from a post directly above yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    If you're going to rip off other posters insults, try not to use one from a post directly above yours.
    That's why I used it. Deary me, do keep up.

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    Why's my real name snuck back into your stuff as well. It's really odd. Are you back on the day drinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I think you mean Father of the Nation.
    The Black Chuka Umunna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Just a guess this - possibly quite a wild one - but you haven't actually read what you're referring to there, have you?
    Honestly thought this post was referring to this:
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    His dad wrote the Attlee manifesto, and invented the word 'meritocracy' (a crap word, but still).

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    He's referring to the article I referred to because the overall message of the piece was supposed to be 'Black kids don't get into Oxford because they don't apply' which is bollocks.

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