I’m in for a fiver
So that's Pepe pledging £100 via PM and spikes in for a fiver. You've gotta do it RL.
I'll go in for £20 too.
Then fucking clothesline her, dickhead
You've known these people for years, right? If you really hate them that much then it's been a top effort to avoid an outburst till this long.
It's fine, they're bound to have thought you were a cunt all along, this just confirms their suspicions. And who doesn't enjoy that?
When are we getting stories of how many sloots you've slashed Spoons?
When I smash a sloot I actually like I'll tell you.
Spoonsky can legally shag women (or men, whichever, I'm not judging) now? Fucking hell I feel old.
He's American. He could fuck a Senator.
You're a 20 year old freshman yeah? Crazy ish. It's probably better in the long run that way honestly though
It's definitely better for me at least. Wouldn't want to be going in as an 18yo pleb.
Girlfriend's just asked me if it's possible for me to change my foundation post application to another area of the country so we could move away from everyone next year
It's not possible, but still.
You'd escape your mothers ladle.
I've honestly no idea where your thing about my mum hitting me with a ladle has come from.
She threatened you when we were playing Rocket League because you didn't tidy your room as potential buyers were coming the next day, no?
Potentially yes.
Got married today. The crowd in the court was every bit as lol as you would imagine a court in Missouri to be.
Was it a scam marriage?
No, we've been together for seven years. It was a convenience marriage though, in that if either of us gets a job, then we can both stay and if neither of us finds anything, then we can fuck off to France/Mexico.
Oh congratulations then mate.
Nice one Peps.
Congratulations 🍻
A French wife. Living the dream.
Congrats, Pepe.
I have this idea that French women are good looking, drama queens, always wear sexy underwear but are somewhat underwhelming in the sack.
Can you confirm, Pepe?
That's a deal-breaker, surely? Having little enough shame about it to tell you that's the reason definitely is.
What? Sounds cool to me.
Getting fucked off about something like that seems like a right little precious thing to do, so that would seem to me like an indicator that maybe she's not too much maintenance.
Few things make me seethe more than perpetual lateness.
If it's perpetual, it's a different story. That's French woman behaviour right there.
Right, Pepe?
My brother in law is late for everything. We look after his dog fairly regularly, and he's always at least an hour late dropping him off. Most of the time it makes no difference, but sometimes we're planning on going out as soon as he arrives, so we're sat waiting for up to 2 hours sometimes. He never has an excuse and always lies about being "on his way" when he's clearly in the gym or something.
It's actually cost him his previous relationship, as his girlfriend tried everything to try and get him to actually be on time for stuff, but she gave up.
she sounds zany. does she like gin, Hammer ?
Not even sure if that qualifies as "lateness" or just complete nonchalans to be honest. To me someone who is always late is maybe 5-10 minutes late usually to meeting up, and sometimes arrives 30 minutes late when there's a group or something.
But that bloke sounds a bit different.
Fuck off with your Swedish words.
I don't like being late but I'm utterly incapable of starting to get ready until the very last possible minute. It used to drive my housemates wild because, if we were all going somewhere, I'd intentionally be the last person ready just so I didn't have to wait for anyone else.
There's also the matter of trying to conveniently avoid people. I'm out with all my close friends tonight for a Christmas meal but the girlfriend of one of them is truly insufferable (everyone in the group thinks this and he's obviously unaware). Need to time it late enough so that I'm not left alone with them to begin with but not so late that the only seat left is next to her.