Pogba with Martial and Rashford starting?
Pogba with Martial and Rashford starting?
Juan Mata getting a game is the interesting one, but those centre-backs will let four in anyway.
Man Utd must be a graveyard for orthodox full-backs.
https://streamable.com/sr9y5
De Bruyne's goal really was special.
Inevitable with this defence and the commentators talking about how long it's been since De Gea let a goal in.
Lindelof is a trainwreck.
He does look like a proper mess.
Hey, Gayle scored. Haven't seen that in a while.
The Yids got Davinson Sanchez for about the same price, he looks so much better.
Fosu-Mensah/Tuanzebe look better.
I think Robbie Savage might be the worst commentator ever. There's no comedy value: he's just really bad.
Who is it that tells Rashford that he's actually good on set pieces?
Fucking Lukaku. It's like watching Wayne Rooney in a fat suit. And there are years of it to come. I can't.
Pogba is such a don.
Pogba is our best player by about a factor of 50. Thank god he's back from injury.
He is pretty amazing. Looks like he barely tries as well.
More crap refereeing, Randrew. Get it on the list.
Spacey would have been proud of that assault by Clarke.
That's a ball and a half.
Look, Lukaku, do that mate.
Normal service has resumed.
Trashford is probably put on set pieces because Mourinho doesn't want him in the box because he isn't tall enough. Jose loves height even more than he loves MIND GAMES.
Oh and bring back the dab, what the fuck was that?
Mata has quietly been good, so hopefully he gets a run of games instead of that weak gypo.
Tried his best to miss that.
Is Salah really the top scorer in the league?
Last minute penalty, up steps 'Zlatan', can he... And he misses it being a clever twat.
Lukaku on the right side of midfield?
lol.
I genuinely cannot believe how good Salah has been. If we could defend and keep the front four fit we could be on to something.
I made a mug of myself regarding Salah, wasn't sure if he'd be good enough. I didn't see much of him last season but during the previous one he looked only like a slightly better Depay.
This Juventus game
Oh look, Andy Carroll leading with an elbow...
Carroll is such a dirty scumbag. But it's benefit of the doubt as it's "early in the game", ie: not a forrin.
Good start for Watford.
Just watched the Rome derby from yesterday. Not a great game - typical derby scrap - but the first time I'd seen the VAR in action. There was about ninety seconds between the ball going out of play and the decision being made, which I didn't think was too long.
Perotti takes the casual penalty thing to another level.
Richarlison is such a don.
Joe Hart showing his shitness again.
90 seconds.
Surely there has to come a point when people realise that Joe Hart just isn't a top flight keeper anymore, let alone international. Usually, as with Rooney, these things take about 5 years to process in people's minds.
Great to hear “sack the board” coming out of the away end. Throwback.
As shit as the dildo brothers are, the fact that their fan boards are all crying out for an imaginary Chinese consortium to buy it up and spend £500 million on famous players sums up how stupid most fans are - though West Ham fans are more stupid than most.
You should pop along to Sunderland sometime for a bit of nostalgia.
Chris Coleman confirmed earlier today. I've never been a big fan but considering our situation we couldn't have got someone with a much higher profile. The buzz-words seem to be 'charisma' and 'personality', which could be just what we need, and the media are portrating it as something of a coup. Also, the Welsh seem pretty gutted he's gone.
Well this is shit.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42071456
Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku has avoided the prospect of a jail sentence in the United States by agreeing to pay compensation to the Beverly Hills police.
Lukaku, 24, was arrested in July after police responded to five noise complaints at the house he was renting.
The Belgian will pay $450 (£340) to reimburse police for the callouts.
Does this work for murder too?
Bernie Ecclestone did something similar to get rid of his German bribery court case.