We've had a bloke in doing some painting this afternoon, and there must have been all of thirty seconds between him asking me whether I watch conspiracy theory videos on YouTube to him telling me that he nearly 'came to blows' with his brother-in-law over whether Auschwitz was what they say it is.
'He said "I've been", but - and I'm not saying I agree with it - actually you've seen some buildings and heard a story.'
'Well, yeah. I don't really watch them.'
Out tonight straight from work until whenever I roll up at my front door. Was meant to be going to Tony Macaroni away for the football tomorrow but kinda decided to go to a birds house instead. Potential punching of the year may occur.
Why are you going to punch her? Or is she punching you?
He was alright before he went mental.
Maybe
I might have fucked up anyway
Naw idea what that is, mate, but it sounds dreadful.
somewhere on this side of the Tay.
Reminds me of the first driving instructor I had. Turns out they have a cure for cancer and it’s sea salt. Yep, sea salt. He went on to explain that theres an Easten European dr that discovered it and put it on YouTube because the NHS et al were covering it up. I asked why the NHS would rather spend thousands on Chemo, Radiotherapy and aftercare than £3 on a salt shaker but he just explained about ‘big-pharma’.
I paid for 10 hours with that mental cunt.
My dad's the same. Get a few beers into him and he turns into Konspiracy Kiko. It's so easy to make casual linkages to miss the actual corruption in the world. I should just tell him to pick up a copy of private eye if he fancies seeing "the truth".
I would as well tbh. Meeting waff and magic is on my bucket list.
The SEETHE when Magic talks you into lending him a grand, only to sober up and realise you made the cheque out to 'Magic Johnson'.
Tragic Custard moar like.
After making an absolute embarrassment of myself a couple of weekends ago, I haven't had a drop of booze since September. Easy enough as a pint of ale on a random Tuesday night at the pub in Rugby isn't exactly that tempting, but tonight will be my first challenge. Going to a few bars in Leicester with a couple of people I don't really know that well (including a girl I really fancy). Weird dynamic as she won't be drinking as she's driving, and the other guy is gonna be drinking. I'd feel bad for him if he was getting tanked solo, but would feel bad for girl if she had to babysit us both. And I'm not sure if I even want to drink. What do I do, lads?
Get tanked you wet used bit of toilet roll.
Go out with the mental Romanian you cunt.
I was near Rugby I should have met with Igor just to sniff good beard.
Sniff his beard. But both work.
Good point. I think I'll take the safe option and just "have a few".
And @Spikey M, she was never really fit enough to justify tolerating her insanity and no sex before marriage stance. Moved to Birmingham now, anyway.
You let THE ONE slip away.
The Romanian was brilliant.
I wonder what Zimidy is up to these days.
How many Pakistanis have you dated yourself?
Was she 9?
Sri Lankans their the cunts that are proper dark eh I'd imagine their poons to be like those endless crevasses in Iceland
Kerry Katona's septum?
The Tamils are dark.
Phonics being wrong is as sure as day comes.
I bought some pans today because my old ones had holes in them. Turns out they don't last forever.
I’m going seeing Greg Davies tonight. I’ve never seen a live stand up before.
Sit at the front.
Live comedy is good. Wouldn't normally do British comedians but I'd say Davies is funny.
I've only been to one, Louis CK at the O2.
Didn't get to see him wank though.