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Just noticed that my iPhone recognises (and autocorrects to) ‘R.E.M.’, which is strange.
It's only Maribor but good all the same. Have we any goals left for Tottenham though?
Uncapped Allan has been pretty good here. Tenacious little fuck.
Tottenham looked pretty good tonight. Sanchez will be some player. Aurier would also be fucking good if he wasn’t dense as fuck - he was excellent going forward.
Liverpool is one thing, but what happened to Sevilla today?
Sevilla getting seriously turned over in Moscow is a welcome surprise.
I've just seen Harry Kane speak for the first time. What??
He has the twin problems of never having been taught how to speak, and trying to speak like a black man.
Something about him reminds me of Nick Sobotka.
Is Wullie skinny and bald? Some Coventry fan walked on the pitch in the middle of the game and started having a go at the Coventry players hahahah
I've always thought that he has cerebral palsy.
He's fucking retarded if nothing else.
Everyone seems to be bigging up this Spurs performance, I only watched the first half but it looked like they were getting bummed.
It was quite an open game most of the time, bar the first 20 minutes maybe.
Not much passing around in Midfield. Spurs were decent on the counter, save for finishing. And seemed to have the idea right with having Sissoko bombing down the right (which Marcelo leaves empty) and playing Kane & Lloriente up front, Eriksen did whatever, and basically the remaining 6 just defended.
Then it's Real, so.
They'd have lost if Benzema wasn't a spastic. Still a decent showing though I think. Harry Winks is suddenly good.
That always seems the case with these Spurs youngsters. Something they are doing right.
They said the same about Mason and he was at Hull a year later.
Our Jurg wants winks. Would be good.
I'm a twit
Benfica v United is on BT Sport Showcase, which is the free channel.
I think I've turned into one of those many strange people who'd like each of the English teams to do well in Europe. I think they'll all get through their groups and 2-3 will reach the quarters.
Rather watch my own death tbh.
Chelsea Roma.
I'm the opposite Reg, I take simply fantastic pleasure in watching THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD teams crumble in front of our eyes. That's why last night sucked a bit.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41617223
So Prince Philip goes 'Is it bigger than a bread bin'...
Aluko is one of the weirdest looking cunts I've seen, really.
EDIT: Just Googled 'Drew Spence'. Wat.
One can only imagine his comments were wholly accurate.
"HE CALLED ME WHAT...?!?!?! HOLD ME BACK SONE"
LOL OMG it's his sister. This gets better.
They have a core of very reliable senior players, particularly in the spine of the team. This tends to make the peripheral/youth players seem better than, often, they are. See generally some of the absolute wank that turned out for united over the years and were fairly useless when moved on.
Poor old Mark Sampson just sounds like a bit of a try-hard/wally, but the FA have somehow managed to end up looking even more fucking useless than everybody already thought.
Wasn't this pretty much forecasted on here when this first came out?
Seems a long time ago since Spurs were rocking a midfield pair of Mason and Nabil Bentaleb, with Paulinho as the substitute to ‘change the game’
Sissoko was really good last night.
As you do like.The Nigeria-born striker accused England goalkeeping coach Lee Kendall of speaking to her in a fake Caribbean accent.
Really doesn't surprise me that they're all cracking racist jokes.
Probably doing the same in the Men's set-up too but the players are in on it.
Yeah it’s crazy that ”your family’s coming to watch a match? I hope they don’t bring Ebola with them” wasn’t the worst part about it all. Terrible.
I'm a twit
Your wife has probably taken more outsiders in than Hull.
Radja cut his hair thank fuck.
Luiz what a pearler.
Juventus carved up to fuck
Just got access to BT Sport so I’m watching the Goals Show for the first time. It’s quality. Like Soccer Saturday done well and with actual action. James Richardson really does have the perfect voice for punditry.
The only Italian in this game plays for Chelsea? Lol.
Cracking game this btw.
lol at Pique.
Scores with his hand and gets a second yellow.