Smoking is so yesterday, get yourself a vapouriser.
Smoking is so yesterday, get yourself a vapouriser.
Can you vape hash?
Vaping is for pussyholes. If your going to smoke. Do it properly and kill yourself quicker.
I fuck up my internal organs with copious amounts of fatty foods like a real man.
Those massive cloud vapers are cuntshovels.
Cracked my phone screen today
£30 excess with bank insurance but they'll wipe it. Will go and check some local shops to see if they'll do it quick for cheapish.
Just spotted some scrotes pulling up and checking out my van in through the windows. The first evening in months I have it empty too, I'd say if I hadn't it'd be empty by morning.
Tryna have a wank and my neighbour's grandkid is messing around on their grand piano. Putting me off. Might poison the little cunt.
It's a right shame when they've got ugly grandkids.
I see what you've done there.
Birds, amirite lads.
Seriously though, actual birds. I filled up the feeder outside over weekend and the wankers seem to have just spread most of it across the veranda. Jokes on you dickheads, once winter arrives you can eat it off the fucking floor.
The Slick Rick concert I had my entire weekend planned around has been postponed... till March 2018. Good to plan ahead I guess?
Online news is so, so, so shitty.
How can any self respecting design team look at this and think, 'Nailed it'
Because having ads/heavy links like that is literally the only way these things stay barely afloat.
My eyesight seems to have gotten a lot worse and my new prescription is really fucking me up. I've gone from -2.75 in one eye and -3 in the other to -3.5 in both.
Hopefully my eyes 'settle' into them soon.
£3k per eye plus £165 for each annual visit? £295 for a consultation too? Fucking hell.
It will be that wool your step-mum pulled over them.
How can you say that Magic? Cam girls are already low resolution enough.
I'm sure this forum wasn't always this mean.
£7.20? Seems reasonable.
I reckon you may have just hit upon a potential Yev enraging hipster-esque menu formatting trick there.
Brioche bun burger served in a breadbin - 1450p
A restaurant near my office does £7½ instead of £7.50.
There'll be somewhere that's gone pre-decimal.
Burn it to the ground with the hipster owners locked inside.
Your steak on a mousepad in the shape of a bum and flowerpot of chips will cost you one groat and a half a bushel of barley.
The food is probably served like this:
Just came.
Pretty basic error not having the fizz in the tea cup and the tea in the flute.
I'm not sure I'd fancy food served in something that's been carried between the arse and the knee even if it wasn't such disgraceful hipsterism.
I was in a bagel place today and they had no chairs just cushions you could sit cross legged on.
Found out that a lad from my year at school has died from cancer. Not sure what type. I've seen the occasional cryptic message about him being unwell for the last year or so on Facebook, and now today there's been a flood of RIPs. It's weird seeing someone who I knew as a kid die of an illness like that. I've known a few that have died from accidents, but this is the first "natural" death. I suppose it's going to happen more and more as I age.
Old people tend to be really relaxed about themselves and eachother dying for exactly that reason.
Someone my gran had known for sixty years died in the summer and when she found out her only response was 'aw shite', after which she didn't hesitate to put the volume back up on Home and Away.
I haven't had a friend die 'naturally'. I haven't had many people I know die let alone friends, a car crash, and a couple of suicides but nothing else. However the one that really fucked me up was an actual friend who was always a bit of a mess but had got his shit together only to contract some kind of fever while out on a boat in Costa Rica and die a couple of days later due to falling into a diabetic coma and his body giving in. I must have stared at the wall for a good hour straight just wondering what the point was.
There was a girl in Primary school (I think I was in year 3 and she was in nursery or reception, possibly even year 1) who died of Leukaemia.
That was pretty fucking mental and scary.
Did you get the shoebox back?
Oyf.
I went to school with three convicted paedophiles.