Our neighbour has a company transit van and it has been going off for the last 15 minutes or so.
It only stops for about 10 seconds between each blast too so it's fairly constant.
Fuck knows how he hasn't heard it yet.
Our neighbour has a company transit van and it has been going off for the last 15 minutes or so.
It only stops for about 10 seconds between each blast too so it's fairly constant.
Fuck knows how he hasn't heard it yet.
Alarm has stopped but his hazards are still going.
I'm going to lol heartily if it drains his battery.
Edit: They're off now so no battery drainage
They cancelled it no fuss, so all good.
I went to do my tyre pressures on the car and my chutney ferretting neighbour is fucking around outside again, so I've left the kit beside the car and am curtain twitching until he closes his garage door and fucks off inside. He really is a boring cunt, and I'm also wearing a jumper with no t-shirt because my housy is in the washing.
I forgot to say some cunt dog shat in my garden (right in the middle of the grass), so I had to scoop it up and stick it in the outside bin. Had to cut the grass as well so left a square patch where the shite was until it disintegrates or whatever shite does after a period of time. Filthy fucking cunts, I've got my claw hammer ready if I even get a whiff of a dog within 10 yards of my garden.
So you picked up the shit but also didn't pick up the shit?
Presumably it was a somewhat wet shit and there's still some of it stuck to the grass.
That's correct. A nice hard outer coating lead me in to a false sense of ease.
My greed.
I've eaten so much that I think I might throw up.
Left the house at 8:45 today with a fully 100% charged phone. Current time, 12:06 with 16%.
Fuck the iPhone 6.
And I bet you spent those 4 hours crawling through Twitter for CREATIVE CONTENT.
Serves you right really, iphones are shit.
You've completely lost your touch over the last few months. Anything going on?Originally Posted by Magic
I thought my almost three year old Galaxy S5 was bad because I have to charge it again when I get home from work.
The 6 is 3 years old tbf.
Aw it's sweet you thought I actually had a touch.
Yeah but have you actually had the phone for three years? I think the S5 is actually older. But I mean I've had this phone for almost three years.
Yeah I got it the week of release like a teenage girl outside the Apple Store except I got them to post it to me.
How do I get a lizard out of my house?
It's too fast to catch (even if I could I'd probably crush the poor buggar) and it won't run onto something I can pick up.
A trail of blueberries leading to the door.
Aren't all Swiss folk meant to be armed with rifles? Just set up a sniper's nest and shoot it when it appears.
Rifles? Dream on. They're stuck with their little knives.
i hate when i enter one thread with new posts then go back to the main page and then all of a sudden all of the "NEW POSTS" threads become unbolded and i have to look at the timestamps and just imagine if I've entered the thread since the last post or not.
Sack phonics.
1) We don't organise that conference.
2) You mention you're a journalist, I was of the belief a key skill of journalism is independent research yet you can't google a website
3) What the fuck is that spelling?
Sounds like bullshit
We booked a holiday with flights from Southend at extra cost to avoid stress. Cue a 2 hour flight delay, a delay in getting the steps to the fucking plane and spending ages on a coach waiting for some wheelchair bound cunt to turn up. We were meant to be here for 2pm and nearly missed dinner.
On the plus side they have actual pints. It’s an all inclusive and they are serving genuine, not watered down, pints of beer. More over - they have a self service beer tap at the pool bar. It was closed by the time we got there but I can’t fucking wait to get involved.
Lol amateur DJs have started playing that Journey song in its live version. Hahaha. Cubes.
You in da club?
No at a 40th. Some absolute tings tho. And Gary Caldwell lol.
I've just seen an advert for a channel dedicated to showing nothing but Christmas films. It's launching in a fortnight. Christmas films in fucking October, I might microwave my Sky box.
It's only Christmas when you've heard your first Fairytale.
Germans. Malaga airport is full of them and they are cunts to a man.
I could write a book on why Germans are shit. Just the 2-3 weeks I've spent immersed there on trips/exchanges in the past provided more than enough material, although Jürgen Klopp arriving on these shores has handily reinforced the genre.
Example: of all the words they could use for mobile phone, why did they go for 'Handy'?
Did anyone see Starkey's hour on Martin Luther? Sneaky Saxon cunts.
EDIT: I actually really like him, despite being a total political mysoginist racist dinosaur.
I liked him talking over the talking heads he had assembled.
You’re so hard on yourself.
My dealers phone is off. Which >3pm means he's probably been picked up and deported. Balls. I hate having to find new people.
You’re one cool little wigga bro.
My dealer's phone is off too, but that's probably because the Nasdaq doesn't open until later.
Why do you only have one?
I have one and then a few friends who get from others. I prefer reliability to quality so if you're going to have average stuff but can meet me within an hour of me texting you and actually turn up on time. You're my man.
Bad day at the office bro?
The stupid printer being incapable of doing simple shit.
On a fabulous family holiday, bro.
Are you implying I smoke weed because I want to be black?
No, your dress sense implies that well enough.
Can it really be that fabulous if you are still browsing/posting on here?
Say no more. Thoughts are with you.
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