United's front six have been shit, and Lukaku looks hungover.
United's front six have been shit, and Lukaku looks hungover.
Rooney just slows absolutely everything down.
Why would you stay 5 at the back?
Ashley Williams and his pathetic hair fucks up at least twice a game.
That was alright though. This would definitely have finished 1-1 at any point between 2014 and this morning, so the title is guaranteed.
Is Sigurdsson playing alongside Schneiderlin here? Looks like a front three of Sandro with Mirallas and Calvert Lewin.
Why won't gaffers drop their back three systems in games like this? Pochettino had everyone in the Swansea half for the last 20 minutes yesterday, but he wouldn't take off any of his back three and then they had Dier mopping up in front. Should've lobbed Dembele on, and Koeman should stick Besic or someone on for Williams, so Sigurdsson can get involved up top.
lol at the SEETHING Everton fans there.
That's a goal to paper over the cracks.
Hulk Hogan style ear-cupping
Him being Everton's leading Premiership goalscorer sounds surprising when you first hear it, but then you remember that they were shit forever, Tomasz Radzinski was barely there, and that Duncan Ferguson never actually scored any goals.
What a crumble in the last 5 minutes.
Unlucky Jimmy.
Everton are so wank.
Everton have bungled their way into the rellie zone here.
Martial is far too good to be on the bench.
Swear every Man Utd game has been 1-0 and then a blitz of goals at the end.
I reckon we could finish above Everton this season, they look really bad.
United looked like 'play badly and win' title winners. Should be them v City all the way, I think.
I'm sticking to my unbeaten shout. They have the best shot stopper, the best defensive coach and enough not shit players going forward that they shouldn't fail to score very often. That said, losing Pogba for this length of time is a big blow.
We'll be a strong third, maybe second if one of them shit the bed. Fourth is up for grabs.
Sociedad-Madrid will be good kicking off shortly. Adnan Januzaj's barmy army to crush the Ronaldo-less monster.
United look very much like Mourinho's Chelsea who were very adept at running up the score without ever looking in any way actually threatening as an attacking force.
It doesn't feel great hoping that 'Pep' can fight the good fight.
Liverpool aren't making top four. They ship too many and can't finish.
I'm sure Andy Johnson and Yakubu would have been rattling in thirty a season under anybody else.
Jermaine Beckford, Marcus Bent, Nikica Jelavic, Louis Saha, Landon Donovan, James Vaughan.
Louis Saha was the only one with 'quality', and he was an actual cripple.
The 'otherwise disappointing Everton strikers' are the most dangerous players in the league. Denis Stracqualursi was fucking deadly.
Oumar Niasse is like Pele without the erection issues.
Niasse is the pick of the bunch. Christ, they've had some shite.
Victor Anichebe is now playing for Beijing Enterprises in the Chinese second division.
Has anybody better represented the idea of stealing a living in the Premier League than Victor Anichebe as a striker? For players who were actually playing regularly.
Steady on, a goal every 7.3 games is a solid return.
Nikica Jelavic was shit hot as long as he only had time to touch the ball once. Two touches and it was game over.
I can't imagine Hernandez had many for United where he took more than one touch.
Obviously his very first was one of the exceptions when he kicked it in off his own face in the charity shield.
The real answer is Danny Graham.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41305915
Free money.
Is that our Wayne?
Your Wayne, not my Wayne. Two year driving ban and 100 hours community service.
What does community service actually involve? Cooking meals for the homeless?
Probably coming out of international retirement.
He had already spent a few hours picking up trash the other night.
The fun police have struck. He's going to have to measure it for them.
It is marginally preferable to Alvaro Morata hating the fucking yids, I'll give it that.
Their best bet for that is to dispute the Tottenham connection, and try to prove that a majority of Spaniards are anti-Semites (which they probably are).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495
What a clause. I reckon they could have bunged a few more bland describing words in before 'penis' though, if they were really trying.It says the lyrics, about the size of the Belgium striker's penis, are "offensive and discriminatory".