Who the hell goes to an Apple launch event.
Who the hell goes to an Apple launch event.
Hipsters.
It's probably like those old communist meetings where anyone not whooping like a spaz gets blacklisted forever.
It seems like he kind of thing that even complete wankers would think was a bit much.
The only people justified in whooping are the people that have had Apple shares since the 80's.
By contrast, even the battle-hardened TTH cynics would have got well caught up in Steve Ballmer bouncing around the stage sweating his head off.
In your face Mario Melt-iot.
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/ne...-30899682.html
That's just a sandwich made out of crisps made on location.
Moon on a fucking stick.
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Your move, Lord Douchealot.
You seem to be fundamentally missing the point. It's not 'Bread, Crisps, Bread' It's everything else that goes in a sandwich, with crisps as well. Like fuck am I spreading my own butter as well. What are we? Animals?
You definitely ate that dog food.
When in Rome...
It's my da's 60th at the end of the month and my cousin has been on at me to organise something. Well, I say on at me, she basically took it upon herself to start organising it. Then when it turned out some people couldn't make it (another cousin has something else on and another cousin had agreed to babysit for her), she basically started throwing a hissy fit when I said we should just change what day it's on because it's more important that people can actually go than it is that it's on the day of his actual birthday (it falls on a Saturday). Now I'm left to rearrange it and try to suit everyone and she keeps texting me asking me if I've done it yet (she also texts in all caps which is driving me fucking mad). I want to just tell them all to fuck off and just take my ma and da out for dinner on my own tbh.
Oh, also, it's supposed to be kept as a surprise. But the only time that is going to suit everyone is the week after his birthday so how the fuck is that going to work. Also, surprise parties are fucking lame.
One of them is ringing me now after I texted them.
JUST FUCKING TEXT ME, JESUS CHRIST.
Hypocrite.
Do you think your dad would like a party? If not just fuck the whole thing off and take him out yourself, as you said.
Didn't you have some self involved cousin before who refused to read a book or something? Sounds like your extended family are all some shade of arsehole.
Don't you want to do something nice for your old man?
Hypocrite? What?
I dunno, it'd be nice to have everyone together but not sure if he'd really like being the centre of attention. In my immediate family, we've never really been that big on celebrating birthdays.
That one you're thinking of is the son of this one who has taken it upon herself to start organising stuff.
Yeah, I do. I just don't want these annoying and awkward fucks hassling me about it every day.
Why do you hate your dad, Boydy?
*da
Yeah but I was using caps properly, for emphasis.
Cousin who was calling me earlier has now called 3 times and whatsapped me to ask me to call her. Just reply via whatsapp ffs.
Cousin 1 who started organising it has now presumably said to her ma (my aunt, dad's sister) about it and she has also texted me.
Just answer the phone you spastic.
*spa
I haven't read all that but just answer the fucking phone.
Give me the number and I'll call them
Talking on the phone is shit.
It's not that I can't answer the phone, it's just I'd rather not. I'm the opposite of Mahow there. Calling a company for something is fine. I just couldn't really be arsed today. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking and I don't like it when people try to make me.
Anyway, she rang again later and I did talk to her. I think it's mostly sorted now. Probably can't be a surprise party though as it's a week after my dad's birthday so it'll look a bit odd if we're doing anything on he actual day. I don't think he'll care about that though, he's not 12. He'll be happier that everyone is able to make it, including that cousin who rang's little two year old.
Who was it who once said they don't like phone calls because they never know when it's their chance to speak? I want to say James.
I kinda get that.
Nerd.
What's happening?
Djdjkfjnnfnfnfj /magic
Get yourself a job where phone calls can't be avoided. That sorted me out. You're just talking to a person.
We went to get some ice cream. The over-enthusiastic cow behind the counter asked us for our ID because one of the flavors we like has booze in it. What a fucking idiotic country.
Just had a text from LV saying my car insurance has auto-renewed
Didn't realise it was set up to, actually thought I'd always made sure it wasn't. Suspect I'm going to have been drastically overcharged (the text doesn't say how much it is and I can't find the renewal letter). Not even sure whose account they are going to take the money out of, probably one of my parents...
I know it's my own stupid fault for not looking at the letter properly but I just planned to renew it myself, never even crossed my mind it would autorenew.
Fuck's sake.
That's mad they're allowed to do that.
I found out I that was twenty-seven months into a twelve month phone contract the other week when I queried a bill. I had originally signed a rolling monthly one, but they had apparently taken the liberty of putting me onto a twelve month contract when I bought some more data that they claimed also allowed them to keep it going indefinitely until I decided to come off it.
'Well you will have signed the contra...'
'I agreed it over the phone.'
'Oh, erm...'
Twats.