This Koln kit is one of the worst I've seen in years.
Arsene Wenger's jacket tonight is superb - takes some cajones to try and pull that off.
Why do the BT commentators keep banging on about the goal as if it was a worldie. If a professional footballer can't hit an open goal from 40 yards they should probably just give up.
Good to see Walcotts still dogshit though.
Is a bit of a fruity lining.
Ainsley Maitland-Niles should be read out in disapproving monotone by Jeremy Paxman, not excitedly by noted fat bampot John Hartson.
There's fucking 'If Messi had scored that...' popping up again. That needs to die more urgently than any other sporting cliche. If Messi scored it nobody would care because it wouldn't be in the top three hundred most impressive things he's done this year.
"I'm not sure what Theo Walcott is doing" could be used in every match he's played since that hat trick against Croatia.
Has there been a falling out between Keown and Adams? Fucking bizarre comment from Keown if not.
'When I played with Tony Adams I didn't rate him as highly as everyone else.'
I understand what he was trying to say but it was a bit clumsy.
So do I and there are a hundred ways to say it without shitting on your old partner.
Didn't Adams and Wenger fall out? Maybe Keown is in the Arsene camp.
Keown also had a go at Wenger this year or last, saying he was never a coach. He just seems to be a bit of a prat, and a shoddy commentator/pundit.
Keown is a cunt. A boring, stretched cunt.
How is Adams doing at that club he was/is managing?
The Koln fans are having a ceilidh by the sounds of it.
Wretched*
Or stretched. Both apply.
That's magnificent from Sanchez.
Dear BT, that's a great goal.
And Wilsheres on I'm in a good mood now.
It's amazing how quickly and early that stand opposite the camera is emptying.
Is the Shire of Wilt still kicking around? What an achievement.
That one doesn't even work. You're closer to slagging off that Aussie right back who played under Schteve at Twente.
I watched the whole arsenal game. They have to play elneny in the center midfield against chelsea. They are asking for trouble if they bring back in the ramsey. I would partner elneny and xhaka vs chelsea.
Think they'll go to a back 4 next week. Elneny, Xhaka, Ramsey.
I thought three at the back was the way forward for him? Also get rid of ozil too. He does not fit being being wide right in a 343. Regardless of what formation they play against chelsea. He also shouldnt be in the 11.
It's not working whatsoever, They just mark the players in front of the ball and then whoevers role it is to take it out, loses it and Arsenal get counter attacked.
Vitor Guimares broke a record yesterday. First team to play in Europe and not feature a single player from the continent.
Oh and another statistic from last night
Also, good to see a competitive debut for Reiss Nelson who came on, didn’t look out of place, and in 7 minutes made more successful passes than Theo Walcott did in 83.
150k a week
They brought in a portuguese guy as a sub!
Walcott expired about three years ago. Give him his testimonial and fuck him off.
More than that, surely? As soon as he stopped being a 'young player' (whenever that was) he became a write-off.
He had a excellent goal scoring season four years ago or so when he scored 20. He should have been sold immediately after that season. Arsenal are usually good at selling players at the right time, just after they have a good season, they fall off. Theo still being at arsenal, in my opinion, cost them oxlade.
That reads like a positive to me.
It's deep fried haggis stuffed with fish and chips.