I can't drink before games any more. I'm too much of a lightweight that my head is broken during the game and I can't concentrate.
I can't drink before games any more. I'm too much of a lightweight that my head is broken during the game and I can't concentrate.
Karius in goals
Karius, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Moreno, Can, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Salah, Firmino and Sane.
Coutinho on the bench.
Fuck off Moreno. Seriously, why is that useless cunt seemingly being rehabilitated this season? He's shite, get him out to fuck.
Against Sevilla especially.
I like the fact that the further back you go, the more slapstick we get.
Forwards.. great, midfield... solid, defense... crap, goalie... bombscare
They should absolutely murder Sevilla, who are these days a bunch of lightweight South American timewasters.
What game then?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Fucking haha!
Lovren
Spurs - Dortmund is good. Nice to see one of my fave actors Stanley Tucci in the away dugout as well.
Looks like Can has reverted to type, making terrible decisions.
That Dortmund goal was incredible.
Glad I changed to the yids. Dece game this.
'Reverse pass' is another nauseating term that can get to fuck.
That's better.
I swear every one of Seville's throw-ins have been a foul throw. The left brings his arms in front of him, and the rightback lifts both his feet off the ground /pedantry
Ederson back playing already? Get that red card rescinded.
Clueless Magic wrong again.
So annoying when players miss pens. Bloody Firmino.
The fuck was Aubameyang playing at there? It'd be 2-2 if he didn't stupidly swipe at that.
Aubameyang two yards onside there, awful call.
Fun game.
Sevilla manager Berizzo sent off for throwing the ball away twice... I mean, you're the fucking manager and you're acting like a fucking kid. Mong.
Argies are all the same. Normally they do it when their team's winning though.
We really are so sloppy.
Where's Magic? Get in there my son.
Yeah, there was a certain inevitability about that.
What a twat. Liverpool really do need to sort their defence out. There's little value in having such a good attack if you're just going to concede every time a competent opponent goes forward.
Coutinho getting a standing ovation
Obviously the appropriate way to welcome the return of someone who desperately wants out of the club.
So has the £180m footballer scored a hatrick yet?
Why do people always assume THE ENGLISH TEAM will destroy? Only MJ knows.
Hanging on at the end, too.
Klopp at the end there, 'why did you do that? What have I done?'
He's embraced the city.
Liverpool are Irish, not English.
Son is genuinely easier to understand than Harry Kane.
Harry Kane is a national treasure. It'll be a real pity when he goes to United.