Already two out in less than a half.
Already two out in less than a half.
Maybe Dalton will be able to stop throwing picks now.
Maclin
That was a really nicely designed play.
Our defence is going to be fucking incredible this year.
Well it will until 90% of it gets injured.
JJ Watt injured - apparently a dislocated finger.
EDIT: Crowell has 13 carries for 19 yards. That revamped Browns line coming up big so far,
Tom Savage and his O-Line are going to be having nightmares about Calais Campbell for a long time.
Edit: The whole Jaguars defensive front line actually.
This is almost worse than Harvey.
That thud of the field goal hitting the post was so satisfying.
The Houston offensive line will not be getting a pat on the back at HT. Savage doesn't stand a chance if he has the entire defensive front of Florida chasing him straight after each and every snap. Number 71 in particular seems to be getting whooped, whoever the fuck that is.
Xavier Sua'Filo - pretty sure he was like a 2nd rounder too.
Duane Brown must be at home mentally spending all the extra cash he's going to get.
He timed his hold out well.
T-Sizzle with the strip sack
Oh my word.
Get AJ McCarron in now.
Speaking of QB changes, DeShaun Watson is in already
Made no difference whatsoever
EDIT: Nevermind, Watson's saved by a penalty. David Johnson's been very quiet today.
Ravens currently on a 12 play drive where all 12 have been runs. And they immediately throw a pass after I post about it.
What a drop by JJ Nelson.
That was Ted Ginn-esque.
TJ Watt's started his NFL career pretty well. Gotta love Kerwynn Williams & Mike Tolbert scoring rushing TDs while DJ & Shady stand on the sideline injured.
Seth Roberts must have one of the highest Receiving TD:Catch ratios in the league over the last couple of seasons.
Commentator in the Texans/Jags game just made a comment about the patience of Bill O'Brien, possibly not realising he was talking about a guy who just pulled his starting QB in the season opener for the second time.
Then Watson turned the ball over.
That hurdle
Arizona 2 up
Steelers 11 up
Ravens 20 up
Falcons 3 up.
I need a point from Arizona and 4 from the Falcons, 'Mon lads.
Don't listen to him. 'Mon the lions.
Antonio brown is so good. Just so, so good.
Him and Julio in their prime at the same time is great. Just need AJ Green to get some better play from Dalton and the bengals.
Bears might actually upset the Falcons here
I should never have spoken.
Everyone bar the Ravens and Falcons (who look shaky) have had a TD scored against them.
Andy. Come on.
Jordan Howard's eye surgery hasn't improved his ability to catch.
Another pick for us, this time Jimmy Smith.
Just give us the Super Bowl.
Dalton's lucky Bill O'Brien isn't his coach.
Da Bears Would've been really handy if they could've pinched that one.
That looks like Cousins passed that ball and it was batted down.
Edit: That looked clear.
That's clearly an incomplete pass. But that's a nice W to start with.
La Rams clearly have a big support in LA. Nice and empty collesium.
I was debating to go on the Browns favour in the handicap but never in favour of the Lions so it was always going to lose
What an ugly throw.
I had forgotten just how shit Tolzien is.
Rodgers throwing a pick six is practically unheard of. ONE in his whole career before that one.
EDIT: And it's still one, thanks to a penalty that's got Jeremy Lane ejected.
What bastards, you don't take a pick 6 off the board for a rookie DL in his debut.
Equally shocking is Frank Gore just broke a run for SIXTEEN whole yards. Think he did that twice all last season.
Jeremy Lane must have incriminating photos of the top brass to still be persevered with.
That punch that Jeremy Lane threw looked brutal. Oh no, wait, he didn't throw a punch at all.
EDIT: This Rams/Colts game might throw up the worst QB play of any game other than me v Browning in the TTH league,
I'm really sad the 49ers took Reuben Foster in front of us. He already looks like a potential elite linebacker. And now he's injured. Good job, me.
Horton Hits a Hoyer
That is what I want from a commentator, stunning.
Seahawks are having a good time with the Green Bay O-Line so far.
As are the Rams with every part of the Colts. Cooper Kupp
Very nice pick from Jaquiski Tartt to make up for blasting Olsen earlier.
How do you miss that pass?
Dickson was miles open.
M&S do a lovely Jaquiski Tartt.
Thanks John
So much for this Seahawks/Packers game being a shootout.
Two pick sixes for Tolzien. Is he worse than Dalton yet?
EDIT: Seahawks line looks every bit the mess it was last season. Doesn't bode well for Wilson, Baldwin & Graham having the seasons I'd anticipated.