Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Luxembourg with the 0-0 win. France hit the post three times. Luxembourg also hit the post late on.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Luxembourg with the 0-0 win. France hit the post three times. Luxembourg also hit the post late on.
That must be Luxembourg's best ever result.
Great win for Portugal in Hungary.
The French match statistics are seriously lol.
Were France just missing the goal completely, or was it HEROIC defending from the Luxembourg defenders?
Belgium are the first proper qualifiers from Europe, and Germany could secure their place with a win tonight and a Northern Ireland failure to win. England will wrap up at least the playoffs if we beat whichever Slov we're playing tonight.
France were good in the first half and should have been a few up, but their second half performance was terrible. Lemar was hopeless. Just lots of over hit crosses and poor control around the box.
That miracle from Luxemburg means we still have some hope of actually finishing top of the group
We've got to beat Holland for that to have any chance of happening, mind you, and anyway I doubt France will drop points against Bulgaria.
Considering how corrupt he'll have had to have been to get to where he is in the Spanish FA, I wouldn't be encouraging anyone to look at books.
I didn't realise that as it stands (no idea how much change is possible prior to cut off date) the top 8 World Cup seeds will be: Russia (hosts), Brazil, Germany, Argentina, Switzerland, Poland, Portugal and Chile.
Switzerland finally getting the respect they deserve and will still manage to draw France in the groups.
Here we fucking go
Shambles. Get Big Sam back for the second half.
Serious gulf in quality in the first 15 minutes.
lol at Oxlade-Chamberlain
Germany are running riot against norway. 3-0 up inside 20 minutes
Christ, didn't realise England losing put them in second only three ahead of Scotland.
Northern Ireland don't quite get enough credit imo. Looks like second spot behind Germany in the bag, beating Czech Republic. Some excellent results in the past few years.
The Ox Vs Rashford for our shittest player is more competitive than this game.
Dale Alli looks really sluggish, almost like he can't be arsed.
Trashford and Oxlade need the hook.
Why is Rashford playing as a winger? I know he probably doesn't score enough to play centrally, but he looks a bit lost playing out wide. Just seems like the usual attempt to shoehorn players into a side.
The Czechs get worse with every tournament and there's no end in sight. Fuck em.
He's played most of his games for United out wide.
Slovakia playing some lovely stuff
This might be the strongest set of home nations we've ever seen.
Woof. Not bad.
Atonement!
A goal for all Manchester.
He is much better coming in from the left.
Goal and assist. Make him captain!
This England side will get embarrassed at a tournament again or in any game that matters against a decent side. Entirely reliant on what I will tactfully refer to as 'pace and power'. Zero composure or decision-making.
Might make an African Nations semi. Maybe.
Danny Welbeck will more than likely start the proper matches there, what with him being - no, seriously, right - him being our best (only?) Big Game Player.
Nah England would wilt in a quarter final marathon AFCON penalty shoot out to Burkina Faso.
I definitely just saw Delle Ali just flip the bird at someone right?
Omg the Slovak game is HUGE.
The slow pan of Alli giving the finger. Such a child.
Alli should get a life ban just for those BT Sport ads.
Raheem Sterling is better than 'Dele'.
Some fruity sides in the playoffs. Can't wait for Serbia to bottle their group and then draw Montenegro.
Failing that, Ireland v NI is on and someone's going to get Italy.
Scotland to finally not bottle a big game and draw Italy
Seeing a 2-0 result out at home against a team of park rangers. What a fucking embarrassment. I'll be supporting England like John.
Scotland could well end up being the second placed team that don't get a play-off spot. Looking forward to explaining that one to yer da after they win four competitive games on the trot for the first time in history.
Aye, they'll only be on 14 points if they win their next two games. I think they're fucked regardless.