The whole thing is a wheeze thought up by middle class white women to get onto the victim train. The only aspect of it that stands up to any sort of scrutiny is the idea that women are more susceptible than men to certain forms of violence; but then what happens to my white privilege if I stroll into a dangerous black area?
Can we unban Harold to reply to that post?
She made a stupid comment that has no backing whatsoever. She can back peddle if she wants but the fact remains that her comment was racist. If a white person had started just about any sentence with "all black people" then they would have been out the door too.
She's now upset that her privilege to be allowed to flap her gums with no consequence has done one. Good. Now fuck off on to Tumblr.
I feel like I'm supposed to give that hammer post a grade.
In similar matters of racial sensitivity I see Charlie Hebdo have excelled themselves, although it doesn't seem to have brought about the sort of parooxysm of outrage that has become such a feature of modern life. I suppose everyone's too busy with those Cool Runnings impersonators.
Oh, wow. That's awful. You can't even call it satire.
I'm a twit
Read that moral L'Oreal story yesterday. What an absolute thundercunt that 'model' was.
Originally Posted by Migraine
Aye, tis a bit of an essay.
I'd give it an F tbh.
Aye, tis a bit of an essay.
I originally thought the entire post was a quote that you found and were sharing, but nah man, you've got an expository gift
F for Fuckboy beta-cuck.
Mate, Fuckboy means alpha cunt
Fuck off I'm 31
I saw that at newsstand today.
Nazism was our last chance.
Ooh, edgy.
Are Charlie Hebdo actually saying that themselves or are they parodying US liberals who were saying that?
The former, Charlie Hebdo isn't funny. TBF there isn't a funny political cartoon in existence.
I mean really:
I spend my days re-tweeting political cartoons and 'Nailed it' to look clever.
Handkerchiefs.
What's the deal here exactly? Does anyone younger than 70 use them? Blowing a load of snot into one then stuffing it into your pocket at the dinner table? Ugh.
Prompted by my mum's partner doing just that, bloody Yorkshireman.
I used to use them purely because that was the norm in our house growing up. I've not done so in the last 5 years or so though because of just how impractical and disgusting they are.
Not that I use them, but how are they more disgusting than keeping a paper tissue in your pocket?
Don't you throw them away after you use them?
Do folk not just bin them as soon as they're used?
Restaurants: if I ask for the bill, chances are I want to pay the bill. Bring the fucking card machine over with the bill.
Thank the gods, there's sanity here yet.
A used paper tissue should only remain on your person for as long as it takes to reach a bin. Cloth hankies need to go the way of the cloth nappy.
A good start on that would be to issue prison sentences to anyone who offers someone their cloth hanky after they've sneezed or whatever. Those people are unacceptable.
It's probably a subconscious thing where if you pay with cash you're more likely to tip.
You can get several uses out of a tissue, you wasteful fucks. You're killing the planet.
I can only assume all you single use fuckers are using tissues akin to that tracing paper toilet 'paper' you used to find in schools/public toilets. A solid mansize will last multiple usages. Sort yourselves out.
Reusing tissues
We're not under communist rule ffs.
Putting a tissue full of snot back in your pocket? Are you from Yorkshire too?
Eat your snot and you'll save a tree.
I mostly pick anyway. I only ever really need to blow my nose if I've got a cold.
Where do you put the picked snotters.
I flick 'em away.
Wipe them in door handles and the like.
So you're just walking around with a little film of bogey residue on your hand, you fucking animal.
Most places just include a service charge
Yeah that's legally obligated over here and then some (like myself, how do you do) tip on top of that as we all know the service charge goes to the restaurant not the server.
Yesterday I was paying by card and had to actually hand the thing back to him and say 'can I include service please'. The waitering equivalent of fishing for compliments.
Yeah even if the restaurant does actually give out the tips/service that are paid by card to the staff, they'll have to pay tax on it first. Waiting staff much prefer tips by cash.
Didn't Pizza Express get done over for this exact thing actually?
I still remember a Pizza Express opening up in Godalming in 97 and it being thought of as the height of sophistication. Garlic bread! I remember thinking it was amazing. Probably consider the exact garlic bread they served as complete wank these days. Using herbs, who did they think they were?
We got ours in 1996 (obviously took them another year to get through that stupid turning off the A3 in the days before satnav) and it was a thing of genuine wonder.
I did edit from 96 to 97 out of precaution. The only person who could confirm it was the deceased 'nickfootie' but he would have been about 3 at the time.
We drove ours off the island shortly after it opened because they wouldn't sell chips.
And let me tell you, a world without Pizza Express, or virtually all major food chains, is a pretty good thing.
I may be misremembering but I think Ben Elton ran for Mayor around the same time and lost. The pre celebrity years.
It's fucking depressing going over to the U.K. now and realizing that every town is pretty much the same place with different price tags.
Ben Elton being a complete twat probably didn't do him any favours either.
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