Martial misses! Man Utd 0-0 Real Madrid
Martial blasts his first kick high over the bar
Kovacic misses! Man Utd 0-0 Real Madrid
A weak kick straight at De Gea
McTominay misses! Man Utd 0-0 Real Madrid
A low penalty comfortably saved to the right.
Oscar misses! Man Utd 0-0 Real Madrid
High to De Gea’s left, but the United keeper parries clear.
Mkhitariyan scores Man Utd 1-0 Real Madrid
Finally, low to the keeper’s right to open the scoring.
Quezada scores Man Utd 1-1 Real Madrid
De Gea got a hand to it, but that’s Madrid on the board.
Lindelof misses! Man Utd 1-1 Real Madrid
Terrible penalty trundled up middle off keeper’s legs! This is ridiculous
Hernandez misses! Man Utd 1-1 Real Madrid
Well wide of the post. Some kind of metaphor is unfolding here.
Blind scores! Man Utd 2-1 Real Madrid
Firm penalty made to look world class by the dross that surrounded it
Casemiro misses Man Utd 2-1 Real Madrid
Fittingly, Casemiro crashes the final penalty of a comically awful shootout off the bar, and we can all go home.