Nope. I'm fond of Benfica because of the wife.
2-0 now, cracking header from Slimani.
Nope. I'm fond of Benfica because of the wife.
2-0 now, cracking header from Slimani.
Those 2011-13 Dortmund sides would be all over Southampton. I'm not sure why Liverpool aren't.
What a tackle by Moreno.
He's so quick too.
Christ, 3-0 now. Jesus is butchering his former team.
I should work for the Sun. Nailed on for puns.
Yes mate!
I'm a twit
My stream's gone to shit now and I missed the goal.
I'm glad the biggest cheer of the day didn't end up coming from Jason McAteer's halftime heroics, or Cedric's face.
I'm a twit
I'm a twit
Captained Mane and all
That defending was proper schoolboy.
Benteke? hahahah. What?
Fucks sake.
lol @ the pundit giving Benteke man of the match for 1 header.
Watching a little bit of the post-match stuff on NBC and it's really weird to hear someone talking about football in an American accent and sounding sensible.
Unbeaten in three. Klopp.
I enjoyed nufc.com's match report. It's full of seethe from start to finish. That's the only way to approach this.
A 1-1 draw was painfully inevitable.
Between the derby earlier and Barcelona on now knocking free kicks backwards from 30 yards out, I've seen some proper shite from supposedly good teams today.
Boruc with some of the worst goalkeeping I've seen in years, he'll get hammered on MOTD tonight.
P_3 you missed the match of the weekend in the OP. The Swedish league is nearing it's end since it's one of the few still running spring-fall. 28/30 games in it looks like this:
And tomorrow the biggest non-local rivalry in the country is being played, between AIK and IFK Göteborg. 44000 tickets have been sold.
Game kicks off at 18.00 GMT, tune in when Allsvenskan actually has something exciting to show!
'mon the fucking AIK massive. Henok Goitom and Mo Bangura to run riot.
I'll be in the away-stand, so you can fuck off Luca.
We need a World Football-thread me thinks. If someone can find a good sponsor they should set it up.
Was all about the CSL this morning.
How many gardens does he have?
That was better from Liverpool, I thought, though the result isn't great. The second half was very good.
The crux of the matter, though, is that Benteke relies on crosses and we're not a crossing team. We're actually very fucking narrow in our playing style. And except for the one moment today it's hard to see how those are going to be reconciled.
Luke Edwards of the Telegraph:
EmbarrassingIf there was one sour note for the Black Cats, it was an accusation that Johnson had goaded Newcastle’s supporters with an aeroplane celebration after his successful spot kick.
Some claimed the former England international was making a spiteful and provocative reference to the two Newcastle supporters who died when a Malaysia Airlines flight was shot down over Ukraine last year. Johnson should apologise for any offence caused, even if it was not intended as it was perceived.
I think Mr Edwards may have pulled a muscle stretching that far.
There are plenty of bitter mags saying it too, but you can sort of understand that and were it the other way around some Sunderland fans would be saying the same thing. But for a supposed respected journalist to run with it (he later re-wrote the article and left out that part) is mental. What's he thinking of?
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=0d0_1445805914
Jelle Van Damme (FM legend?) Gets a bottle launched at his napper during a post match interview.
Shocking, but .
Depends on how many of those he scores I'd say, unless Scouse is one of those mentalists.
Woof.
To go back to the first page BANTZ, Luke Shaw has confirmed that he IS NOT gay:
What are the weird symbols in Shaw's tweet?
Oscar Wilde was married...
Pirlo putting his life on the line here
Johnson could come out as gay, and confuse the geordie faithful momentarily.
I like how none of them dared to have a go at him either.