The Charity Shield is giving some of its proceeds now. I realise that I'm cold about these things generally, but people are going well over the top, and I think it has a lot to do with how everybody has to tell themselves not to shit the bed over the Muslims. Bear with me. The fact is, eighty people being barbecued in a tower block is much more normal (or at least less 'You wot mate?') than some cunt refugee blowing twenty kids to bits at a pop concert; but the NARRATIVE on those things is set in stone and ready to go. Nobody kick off. Nobody point fingers. But this is a new thing for most people, and they're losing their minds.