So i bought Tekken 7, beat it, and now feel like I never want to play it again.
I did this same shit with Mortal Kombat, let my nostalgia rob me blind.
So i bought Tekken 7, beat it, and now feel like I never want to play it again.
I did this same shit with Mortal Kombat, let my nostalgia rob me blind.
Are games bonkers expensive over there? My mate paid eighty quid for FIFA on the PSN so he could get it on release night without having to go and queue at midnight, and it feels like those prices must be based on something.
Better than when the games are actually released?Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
They're based on how much money they can wring out of credulous wankers.
Digital day one stuff is usually £50. £60-£80 for some deluxe editions. There'll be some currency or packs thrown in with that price tag. I like the E3 hype. I like the dumb press conferences in front of partisan workforces and the poorly-considered celebrity tie-ins. It's all theatre.
I can see the attraction of it as car crash tv but apart from that it's all so uninspiring. Several days worth of the kind of stuff that people who excel at marketing (ie cunts) have dreamt up to try and sell you the next HeroManShoot.
Ooh, another Assassins Creed I bet that'll be a radical departure from the last six. Next up is FIFA 8billion, I hear they've made the grass a nanometer longer and Wayne Rooney now has seven ways to shin the ball to an opposing player rather than just the paltry six we had last year.
They can't all be E3 1995.
Imagine being the kind of brainless dickhead that whoops and cheers at a smug prick like him.
Fuck actually playing games.Better than when the games are actually released?
In other news, I discovered Touching the Skyrim over the weekend and while it starts of with stuff anyone who has played the game will probably have seen before it turns into fucking gold by about episode three.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...NEqaMdXHTLDdnI
I'll be giving that a bash. I'm currently enjoying Many a True Nerd's Prey playthrough and Game Grumps' series of Paper Mario 2 videos.
Heck Yes! I got up an hour early to watch the Bethesda one from through the night. I'll do the same for the Sony one in the morning.
$60 is the standard release price unless you are buying bonus content
That was a very sweary Beyond Good and Evil 2 reveal.
The first was shit so meh.
The new Ass-Creed graphics/gameplay are just
It looks genuinely terrible but I've hated every second I've spent with any ass creed games (aka ten hours on 2).
Pfft.
I'd have enjoyed it if the controls weren't so utterly shambolic.
I know nothing besides it being a Zelda clone with photography. I own it but have never played it.
Hold the fuck on, it's a prequel now? Where are Jade and Pey'j, damn it?
Shadow of the Collossus on the PS4?
Okay, I'm still alright with God of War. Spiderman doing Batman looks like a good idea. Monster Hunter on the PS4 might get me into that series. Aside from that, not much getting my heart racing.
That Spider-Man game looks fun. Hopefully it's not an exclusive that remains an exclusive forever.
Sony Pictures.
It's was part of the sweetener that allowed Marvel to get Spiderman back from Sony for The Avengers made by a Sony first-party studio. It's an exclusive.
Ah, bugger. The sly dogs.
Days Gone, Shadow of the Colossus (always wanted to play it but framerate and fucked camera on PS2 ended that), GOD OF FUCKING WAR YES MATE, Spidermans, and Monster Hunter are definites.
Oh, and this bad boy:
Days Gone can get tae fuck if I'm honest. I'm so tired of zombies. Not even sure if I could get hyped for a new Left 4 Dead.
I solve that problem by not playing any games with zombies in.
Apart from The Last of Us and that was FUCKING SHITE.
I'm just sick of them in pop culture generally, not even sure I could be bothered with a zombie movie when they used to be my go-to genre.
Days Gone looks like someone made a Walking Dead game but couldn't get the licence, it's up top of my list still.
We'll be sick of pirates in about six months.
NINTENDO SAVES E3!!
Kirby yay woo applause
oh shit metroid prime 4 i need a switch
I AM COVERED IN JIZZ holy fuck
And then Mario happened. Mario is a hat. A demonic hat.
I am dead, done, my life is complete
I'd still be all over L4D3. Though not if it was us trying to do versus again. The worst Third Hard moment to date.
Or maybe tied with me and @Cord getting bumraped by Francois Hollande at Rocket League.
Fuck.
I'm conceptually interested in BG&E2, the guy running the project should know what he's doing with the IP but that trailer is one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever watched. I'll buy it if I can kill that shit monkey.
Nintendo is baiting me to buy a Switch
Snap
Oh my fuck the first three original Sonic games are getting remastered without the homing attack system
The tone is so massively at odds with the original that it's astonishing to me that Michael Ancel is in charge.
Finished Resi 7. Its fucking daft, has some very high points, sags at times. The opening two hours is the strongest in the entire series.
A solid 8/10.
Better than the corridor-dogs?
Or nicking money off crows in 4?
I don't know that I care enough to play 7 but I may try and find a good let's play of it.
It's been a while since an Injustice 2 post:
I've just discovered the guild co-op battles:
The problem is that the guys I've been playing with in my guild (well 3 of the 4) are fucking woeful. I spent about an hour fighting Dr Fate with the one decent guy and someone shit. First guy would do a decent amount of damage, I'd do a bit more and we'd leave the other guy with not much HP left to take off. But no matter how little was left (the lowest I left the boss with was about 900 health and they start on 12k), he'd always find a way to fuck it up. We won 2 in about 10 attempts, both times when we made it so the last guy did nothing.
With the other lot the first, who had a higher profile level than me, would do fuck all. He'd hang back, try to stay alive for a bit and hit super moves, problem was that he sucked at evading and blocking attacks. I'd then come in and wipe the boss. 2 out of 2 with me not letting the third guy attack at all in the second.
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I'm not even that good, just jump around and hit 3/4 combos that you know of and done. It's not fucking hard.
Yeah as it feels like fresh, proper horror in a videogame. No weird shot, not mentalness, just a creepy as hell fucked up family and a weird, falling apart house. Almost Texas Chainsaw Massacre the game.Better than the corridor-dogs?
Or nicking money off crows in 4?
I don't know that I care enough to play 7 but I may try and find a good let's play of it.
Then a certain point happens, which I'll spoiler:
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Horror games don't do much for me (partly because I'm a bit of a cupcake) but I was liking what I saw of the promo material and reviews, etc. Nice that they did a proper departure from the previous stuff.
Honestly its not that scary. I can handle them fine (bar PT fuck PT), but it just has the usual ridiculous jump scares which you can telegraph coming anyway (music going ominous, it going dark etc).
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