Brexit central there though init
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Brexit central there though init
Patel is bang tidy.
I don't get what all the fuss is about.
If Labour only won by one vote in a constituency, they would still get the seat. And it doesn't necessarily mean they are going to get less votes elsewhere just because their majority in a certain constituency has reduced.
It's not. The remain ponces down south are going to blow it.Originally Posted by Lewis
It's because exit polls are calculated using projections. The three results so far all suggest they may be out, which could lead to the predictions being wrong in tighter constituencies.
If the Conservatives end up with fifty-odd more seats than the exit poll said then this is officially the funniest thing ever.
It's trying to project where the racist UKIP votes are going.
Too right. I think it was the glasses.
Filthy smile as well. Fire away.
Haha they don't have a clue.
Dimbleby slagging off the sound quality.
There's the first of the southern wankers.
Dimbers is a babbling mess already.
Someone needs to get a hair and makeup person on to Curtice pronto. He looks like a paedophile's mugshot.
And to the news, who shall proceed to bang on about everything we've covered in the last couple of hours.
Andrew Neil not getting to do this is a crime.
So the news goes straight to the fucking shit exit poll Dimbleby has been waffling on about for the last two hours. Superb.
Imagine if there'd been a terror attack tonight as well. What would the news channels do then?
How the fuck David Mitchell gets to fire it up Coren on a nightly basis I will never, ever know. The world is mental.
You morbid cunt.
Ffs really? Mitchell has been so shit for years.
Not as mental as getting your election coverage from Channel 4, featuring Judge Rinder and the Gogglebox wankers.
Married for five years, its absolutely sickening.
What.
Has Emily Thornberry been on the crack here?
Kensington & Chelsea isn't a seat, but Kensington (which is) will be full of Remain wankers so yeah.
God I hate Emily Thornberry.
Thornberry looks high as a kite.
Labour gain in Kensington.
Refreshhhhhhh
She looks drunk.
One of the all time smug interviews from old Thornbers there. God she's awful.
Ken Clarke is loving this.
I fucking love Thornberry. You're all cunts.
I can only imagine Gideon is getting the coke out on ITV.
Hollobone looks like a League of Gentlemen character. The nonce.
Salmond losing his seat.
If nothing else good happens the rest of the month that will do me.
Please God let Salmond lose his seat. Fat slob.
John Sweeney being played by the Conservative spinner from The Thick Of It there.
I'm drinking Strongbow straight out the bottle and eating Bernie Matthew's turkey ham straight out the packet let's fuckin go boys
If the conservatives do fall short of a majority would that be the end of May immediately or would she soldier on to take the flak from any brexit fallout before they bin her off?
If she loses their majority, she'll resign surely?
She should resign before breakfast. If.
Always tastes better when picking.I'm drinking Strongbow straight out the bottle and eating Bernie Matthew's turkey ham straight out the packet let's fuckin go boys
And they should have the white Fiat Uno on stand-by in case Boris Johnson fancies it.
Boris Johnson sounding people out about the leadership, says Twitter
Has Osbourne been good value? Tempted to switch.
Normies don't read this.
@phonics @igor_balis hello
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I would have it between David Davis and Sajid Javid.Boris Johnson sounding people out about the leadership, says Twitter
David Davis for Prime Minister after all this do we think?
I'm struggling to think of many other candidates in a good position.
Boydy using "normies" should earn him a few points. Come on, mods.
Unless she pulls it off, at which point, for all of the AUTHORITY DIMINISHED stuff, everyone will just pretend the last two months never happened.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics...ction-liveblog
00:30: We have run the numbers on Kettering, and once again, YouGov's hung parliament model is holding up very well. It is actually slightly understating Labour. It now looks as if, if the exit poll is wrong, it is understating Labour's gains.
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