The chances of a Conservative majority given that exit poll and the margin of error based on previous exit polls is about one in ten, I think.
Also:
Tories = 314
Labour + LibDems + SNP = 314
It doesn't take much to see Corbyn as PM.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
The chances of a Conservative majority given that exit poll and the margin of error based on previous exit polls is about one in ten, I think.
Also:
Tories = 314
Labour + LibDems + SNP = 314
It doesn't take much to see Corbyn as PM.
Oh god I might need to stay up. Sake
So does this mean coalition of chaos or not?
If the exit poll is right and that's the result, what a year the tories have had. Absolutely useless.
If you're into the exit poll, hung parliament is still odds against, pile in.
The seethe in here if that's correct
The absolute boy.
Neil Slorance the satirical cartoonist.
Where do BBC Scotland get these cunts.
Sounds like a fucking Viz character.
To be fair to him, he has very well in the run in.
How can you watch this early, it's all meaningless shite until at least 1am.
Time to wind up the NATs @alanshearerthe2nd @Waffdon
As excited as I am by that exit poll, I'm still feeling very wary.
Fuck sake I should've taken tomorrow off
Amber Rudd in trouble
No work tomorrow for me, there are however decorators in the house so I either have to tough it out all day before getting any sleep or get a tactical few hours in before they turn up.
Trying not to get my hopes up but cor blimey guv!
It's going to be a long night and if it ends with the SNP in power I'm going to cry.
It's the hope that kills eh
SNP losing twenty two seats would be glorious, whether they wind up in a coalition or not. They'd be even more limp and ineffective than the Lib Dems were. I don't think people down south really appreciate how divided their politicians are in terms of personal policy. They're a collection of everything from hardline left wingers to centre right held together by the one thing they all agree on. Their views are so disparate that they need an official policy of never disagreeing with the party leader under threat of expulsion to keep them in line.
I'm not sure I trust the exit poll, but there has definitely been a much larger mobilisation of the youth vote than in any year I can remember so it's possible they've swung it for Corbyn in enough places for it to be true.
I see that the Tyne-Wear has kicked off
Long night ahead. Wow
Tomorrow booked off. Beers in. Let's do this.
No way the fucking DUP are backing Corbyn of all people, so you can take down the coalition of chaos bunting (until the next election in a month's time).
So who next for Conservative leader, Fallon?
My stomach nearly fell out my arse when I saw the exit poll. Fuck sake. At least it ensures excitement tonight.
Given the accuracy of the last one I wouldn't start burying your cash in the garden just yet.
The BBC panel is having a right good seethe.
The only 'I told you so' I'm getting here is Salmond losing his seat I think.
Hey ho, might have to cancel this month's pink gin order.
I'd take either coalition. It's a huge vote of confidence for the state of this era of politics.
So what's happening? Someone give me a rundown.
MANDATE
I think.
Theresa May is getting fired Pepe.
DS' picture sums it up well Pep.
I can imagine the scenes if the Tories lose Devon and Cornwall completely.
Don't worry lads, clearly what's happened here is the pensioners have trolled the exit pollers.
The exit poll suggesting Reading has gone Labour. I couldn't think of a more Conservative seat?
May will be the world's biggest arsehole if she loses an election she didn't have to call.
I'm in a position where no result short of an SNP landslide in Scotland which they can use to claim MANDATE for a second referendum will really affect me so this is basically sport.
Coalition of chaos, the SNP fading in to insignificance because of a labour resurgence in Scotland at the next election...oh my.
Labour 85% in Liverpool. Great cunts. English Dundee.
Let's not forget the SNP went from 6 to 56 seats. This is pretty much normalising them.
I want a WWE stable with an unfortunate IRA acronym.