It'll take you a while to grow the hair though.
It'll take you a while to grow the hair though.
She looks like a cross between Martin McGuinness and Miss Piggy.
Every judge in the country must be on the take.
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"She claimed a chip was allowed to remain on the floor of the food court and alleged failure to warn her of the danger posed by the chip."
Probably dropped it herself the fat cunt.
That seems unlikely.
She never dropped a chip in her life.
I wonder what she slipped on in LIDL.
I can't be arsed to read it in full, but I really hope he lived long enough to suffer.
What a bizarre article almost glorifying him.
It's the Telegraph, they'll love a bit of (fox) hunting.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39999839
A light-hearted music quiz about the Moors Murderer Ian Brady broadcast on BBC local radio has been described as "unacceptable" by the corporation.
The segment, on BBC Radio Leeds, was hosted by presenter Nathan Turvey during Sunday's breakfast programme.
Listeners were asked to guess the identity of a person "who'd been in the news" from a series of musical clues.
Turvey played excerpts from tracks including The Brady Bunch theme song and The Smiths' Suffer Little Children.
The presenter, who was standing in for the station's regular Sunday host, also played Mott The Hoople's All The Young Dudes and Talking Heads' Psycho Killer before saying: "They were four songs all linked to someone in the news this week, all you've got to do is work out who it is," and asked listeners to call in with their guesses.
Holy shitting hellThe Smiths' Suffer Little Children.
Was thinking storm in a tea cup until reaching that song. What the fuck
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...idden-10477619
Lads and Gentlemen, I give you the story of the year.
And a mong who can't copy and paste a link properly.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...idden-10477619
Having read that I'm stunned.
The Poundland staff and the 'Two customers', what the fuck?
Well it's not made up anyway, as you couldn't make that one up.
A similar thing happened a few years ago in a McDonald's or similar. There's a film about it called 'Compliance'.
"I had to go in again to get these special straws for the holiday"
What?
I like that she was too scared to go back as if she might be tempted to do it again.
I like that they left after realising it was a prank (presumably with some minimum wage irks toes in their mouths) only to go back for another hour after the prankster told them they would piss out on the prize.
I wonder if she lost her arm in a similar competition.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-40042260
Carried quite a lot too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40168417
Reality Leigh Winner, 25, allegedly removed classified material from a government facility in the US state of Georgia.
Reality Winner?
http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/gl...email-13170825
Lol at them calling out the ethnics and then apologizing.
So what country is it customary to shit in the bin or the shower?
I know India you pretty much shit wherever you are at any moment in time but other than that...
That's grim.
We recently had a (white, British upbringing) guy stop in a service station car park, get out and shit on the ground so you really can never tell.
That's kind of acceptable in a way, desperate for a shit what else can you do other than shit your pants. In a communal shower or a bin though? WTF.
Communcal, lol.
I'm not so sure, he pulled his trousers back up and got straight back in the van and carried on his day. No trip into the services to clean up or anything.
The league cup has been renamed as the Carabao Cup.
Apparently this was agreed in April. We have to put up with that name for 3 years.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40289256
'It's the taking part that counts!'The English FA's latest guidance to youth coaches, published in 2012, is designed to "challenge the win-at-all-costs mentality that is stifling development and enjoyment for young people".
I'm sure I remember reading a while ago that one of the more successful European youth conveyor belts, possibly Germany, doesn't even have games with a quantifiable winner until they're about twelve. I don't know how they do it, constantly rotating teams is the only way I can think of, but it must be a viable plan.
If we have been trying to coach that sort of mentality, then the 100% failure rate of the coaches should be the bigger concern.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40289256
The Spanish are at it as well.
That's exactly the same link he's posted.
The fuck?
I swear I clicked that earlier on my phone and it was something different.
I'm having a proper breakdown today.
EDIT: I think I read the quote but didn't click the link so didn't realise it was this story.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40300062
From $43m to a cheap steak.
Imagine the seethe.
I wouldn't even react to that number. A slot machine wouldn't offer that kind of pay-out.
This story is nuts. How speculative is it from a U.K. perspective?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/heidiblake/...5z#.su07G5q6K2
https://www.derrynow.com/news/derry-...urt-told/32904
A Derry man who smashed a window “head-butted his own reflection”, Derry Magistrates Court heard today.
That has to be a "Well, we haven't tried this before." legal defence.
What a way to die:
http://www.sundayregister.com/traged...e-scene-tokyo/
Imagine having to tell the family that she 'died after drowning in semen'
Edit: Scooping it out of her mouth to try and resuscitate her
She died doing what she loved.
Imagine being the family having to tell other people.
Spunked to death.
I'm a twit
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