See the relationship thread if you want a laugh at my expense.
See the relationship thread if you want a laugh at my expense.
It's not even funny any more.
At least you won't give her the house AND have a mid life crisis like him.
That could be Merse, Lofty, or Magic.
I'm very talented.
Lewis looks a bit like he's about to give birth.
Also: who did he ask to take that photo? That will have been a bit awkward.
Wait a sec just gotta get the pose right. Is the frame visible in the pic as well? Aight go head.
Obviously his mum or that gay nephew.
I'm a twit
Both would be equally disturbing.
Before the haircut on Friday (they're a big deal for me).
I actually can't remember the last time I had a hair cut. I'm half tempted to lop it all off.
Oh and before the jokes come piling in:
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After all that, I'm still the coolest mother fucker on the forum. Fuck you all. Peace.
Peace.
You just peaced yourself.
You a big Juventus fan or something, Leeds?
*I only drink on a Friday or Saturday now*
I dunno if Benny is still around, but I'll do my bit in his absence.
Chance encounter tonight
https://imgur.com/VnKsU7I
Alright boys.
Hello, Toby. How have you been?
Size of Tobys head!!! Its the polar opposite of Pikeymouse.
There's a new observation.
Was that organised, or did you two just improbably bump into eachother abroad?
Which is which?
L = Harold
R = Wedge
What the hell is this place, seriously.
And I'll be fuming if that's prearranged.
Where've you been @Toby?
How long do you reckon until you're bald James mate?
I'm a slightly receding but my hair line and scalp are fine tbh, strange comment.
A proper Mediterranean is bald by 18.
The strange comment remark means he has a hairy pillow every morning. On the ropes.
Oh shit.
Were you robbing that house?
I was going to go with the 'belongs in the nature thread' because I can only see the Wolf when I've got redeye app on my phone but see how that could go very badly wrong.
Why's it look like you were breaking into someone's house and got shook when you noticed they were taking a picture of you?
Did it start off with "what the fuck are you doing in my garden?"
New evidence has come to light, so I'm filing for child abuse compensation:
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First one is pretty sick honestly
The first is alright, the second is criminal though.
Everything about that second one is just wrong.
I can see why you hate your dad.
Nice baby dick Magic.
Says the Asian.