http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38354627
Look at the fucking fees for these utter shithouses (according to BBC).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38354627
Look at the fucking fees for these utter shithouses (according to BBC).
Nikola Kalinic for £42 million sounds great value.
Jan Tran sounds like a drag artist.
£18m for someone who has scored three times. Ye gods.
Also - Tevez has gone to China for eleventy billion. I swear he's been 32 for at least the last four years.
Tottenham giving £35m for Barkley would presumably be just a move to make people forget they paid so much for Sissoko. He's barely worth £15m.
£12.5m for Sakho would be a bargain for whoever gets him.
I'm a twit
Is Sakho the closest we have to a modern day Titus Bramble? I can't think of another.
Sakho is Bramble. Stones is Boumsong.
Who would have thought that Phil Jones (FFEC) coming back would have saved United forty million quid?
Someone change the title of this thread. It's a fucking abortion.
For the love of God, Magic. Everything has to be a chore with you, including thread titles.
Kalinic is a beast, but that's a ridiculous price. 40 million euros is the limit, and a generous one at that.
This must be a really thrilling night out you're on.
Aaah. So that's why he's being more obnoxious than usual.
Pontus Jamson magic he ears a magic hat
lol at the Chinese offering Ronaldo two million euros a week, although I suppose it makes a lot more sense than giving Carlos Tevez a third of that.
I wonder how far this Chinese thing will go/how much money they actually have?
I'd imagine China's a big market for clubs around the world and now the Chinese are trying to get in on that plastic fandom.
Bloomberg had an article about the Chinese money (or maybe it was the guardian) saying spending at this rate suggests they're in a bubble and the nation is about to crash. Rip.
Has Woodward tried to outbid the Chinese yet?
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. Hopefully they'll reduce English football to being a North v South match of various lowlifes kicking a can of Special Brew around a car park, with Richard Scudamore holding up an empty Pot Noodle in the background.
Trying to be more British, eh?
Trying to be more Australian, eh?
That's Canadian you mook.
Oh I was just throwing random countries out there that speak English since that's a thing now.
Mok was right, you are retarded.
Ooooh good one. Hope you didn't rack your brain too hard for your latest zinger.
@DS please can you stop this banter.
This is rivetting I must say.
Like two bald cunts fighting over a comb.
There's not really a whole lot I can do about Magic and his low-brow "American!" comedy.
Give me someone with a hint of intelligence and I'd be glad to be more entertaining.
Entertaining is an anatonym of Bruhnaldo.
Melon gif implies self headshot.
Edit: Can we archive this?
Am I being donned by the two most hapless members on here? What the fuck!
G'wan lad, you need all the fucking victories you can find in life trust me.
So...Ronaldo to China maybe. How about that?
Surely Cristiano comes over to THE STATES once he's done with Madrid?
Was hoping we could get this Miami team off the ground but that looks dead in the water.