7om - Seven is a really great individual. I think we misunderstood each other before, especially on the old board. I feel like our relationship is really taking off. I still maintain he's a shit Pepe, but also now I have levels of respect for Pepe I didn't even know I could hold. So fuck yeah.
Adamski - A playful, less malevolent version of John. Probably eternally more successful in everything he attempts too. The nasty streak is fun when it’s combined with the high levels of self-assuredness Adamski displays.
Alan Shearer The 2
nd – Still a legend. I still have dreams about when he saw me in Cineworld. It’s an out of body experience because I wasn’t aware. I float down to my real self and whisper ‘turn around’. I always wake up at that point.
Andy Mahowry – Mahow is far, far greater than the sum of his parts. Oh wait, I forgot that’s equal in mass to Jupiter. From the old board he was nothing but a spamming shit stain on the bed sheets. Now, he has far more to offer. The recent revelation that he did in fact visit a war torn country to hunt down a cam girl who’d replied to him once speaks volumes about his character, certainly in a positive way in terms of a TTH point of view. Good work.
Angelsaint – glad he’s back. I’m not sure if he’s sincere in anything he says, and his pseudo-liberal arguments with Harold were the worst thing I’ve seen. A desperately unhappy man. But one that is deserving of a place on here.
Baz – Turned it around. All I ever knew him for was being an irritant to Henn0rz. How wrong I was. Genuinely seems like the most pleasant on here, someone who looks like a weathered toilet brush but who is so happy within himself it doesn’t matter. I’d go as far as to say he’s…kinda cool! Lol! And got the ball rolling for this place. A great effort. Very good.
Boydy – Just super frustrating. I love him but he can be a right little pussy at times. The sort that would lose us any war we found ourselves in. Has all the intelligence to participate in my middle class banter but none of the wealth so my constant references go floating by like my Molton Brown Rhubard and Rose bubble bath. I’d like to nurture Boyd, take him under my wing. Perhaps he could be my apprentice in engineering debauchery. And that, I feel, is the greatest compliment I could ever afford him.
Bruhnaldo – Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery annoying. One of those gimps that trots about in a Pearl Jam t-shirt no doubt, and a fucking cap. Always a cap. What’s up maaan? Pretty rad, right man? Like suuuuuper cool man. Straight off the set of Clerks but it’s a shame we aren’t still in the early 90s because the internet wasn’t really a thing and it would mean I didn’t have to read his posts.
Chrissy – He’s a fat, Wegien version of Baz. Things seem to be going really well for Chrissy so fair fucks to the guy. I love what he’s doing for his local community and I hope he gets the recognition he deserves. And the woman he deserves. KUTGW
CJay – The only thing I know about CJay is when he slid down that mud slide or whatever it was with his wee bald head and Ireland shirt on. Other than that he’s a dirty scummer. Probably does offer a lot but not someone I notice too much.
Clunge – Nice to see he’s active having only signed up a few months ago. Feels like he’s been around for ages.
Cord – fucking post more you shit. Just occasionally pops up with moments of brilliance which isn’t good enough to warrant a big entry. Centre stage then forgotten about moments later. For shame.
Dark Soldier – Reyt chilled out. Don’t know if he’s given up on any ambitions he had and accepted his life but certainly a lot less vicious. Hell he was acting as a mediator in a few arguments. WTF! Always got something to offer, always got time to listen.
Dino – The board is better with James. He hasn’t really grown up at all but his love for music is evident. I do get jealous of him sometimes. He's like a looking glass of what my life was.
Disco – I never really paid much attention to SD on the old board and what a mistake that was. He’s a permanent version of cord. Really enjoy his contributions.
Elth – less smug and know it all. Doesn’t really offer any opinions on anything though. I never know if he’s just read the first viewpoint he’s come across and entrenched himself because he likes the arguments? Doesn’t seem to have any core values or left/right leaning viewpoints. Strange.
Foe – such a gentle creature. Pity would be the wrong word as he has so much going for him, but the personality just isn’t there. Neither is the hair. Foe has lots of issues, he doubts everything about him, his decisions, even simple ones like when to breathe. It must be hard, and tragic, being Foe. *minutes silence*
Giggles – I used to love arguing with Franny on the old board, and even on this one. He bites every time. But that’s doing him a disservice. He’s a fantastic contributor and is very funny in his own right. I’d like to think of him as me in years to come.
GS – I value GS’ political opinion. They are quite similar to my own, but he expresses it much better. Some things he can be really annoying with, though. He lives his life by capitalism, centre-right views and basic numbers. There’s no room for manoeuvre, and I bet he secretly is disappointed in himself. I also can’t imagine anything more awkward than GS walking around Kingston.
Hammer – Hammy ham. Total fucking don. Simply not one fuck was given at any stage. I love his reckless abandon of basically any situation. How could he make a bloody walk seem so interesting. I bet he has many, many stories to tell but won’t because he isn’t self-indulgent at all. A true gent.
Henry – Has toned it down a bit. I don’t think there’s enough people on here for him to pretend he is anything other than an absolute loser, lower-end salesperson in a massive corporation that can’t even argue with his neighbours directly. Used to be such an insufferable cunt. I AM BETTER THAN YOU doesn’t quite cut it here, love. Oh, and Baz dons you. Team idiot ftw.
Ian – Pretty cool guy. We couldn’t be further apart, with interests, posting styles, hobbies, anything. Yet I have an unquantifiable respect for him. He’s so inoffensive (bordering on boring), and that ironically is part of his charm. Also doesn’t divulge much about his personal life. IIRC he has ITIL qualifications. This may explain a lot.