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    Neckbeard

    Disgusting.

    That wouldn't bother me though, I'd be more shifting around wondering if she likes me.

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    This may be a hypothetical scenario but the answer is still no.

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    Here's a hint: she doesn't.

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    Cheers lads

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    Told you I'd get you.

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    I used a pen at work today that smelled of almonds. I don't like almonds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    I used a pen at work today that smelled of almonds. I don't like almonds.
    Cyanide

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    Dunno if anyone here is (well, was) a member, but what.cd is dead. RIP. Everything has been deleted.

    Didn't wanna start a thread, and this seemed an ample place to post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Dunno if anyone here is (well, was) a member, but what.cd is dead. RIP. Everything has been deleted.

    Didn't wanna start a thread, and this seemed an ample place to post it.
    I was but my downloading was disabled a year ago or so.

    Only site I've had problems with my ratio.

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    Was what.cd not one of the splits from waffles.fm? It was only a matter of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Was what.cd not one of the splits from waffles.fm? It was only a matter of time.
    No. It, along with Waffles, were set up after Oink got raided.

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    That's the one. I just download mp3s from youtube nowadays.

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    PTP will be down for a long while now, too. Don't expect to see it again until next year at least.

    Possibly BTN next.

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    The fuck?

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    Torrents are dead lads. Long live Kodi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    PTP will be down for a long while now, too. Don't expect to see it again until next year at least.

    Possibly BTN next.
    Where you getting the ETA on?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/trackers/co..._they_be_next/

    This suggests that they've gone down to find some better hosting option so they don't get fucked up.

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    Torrents and Aceplayer gets me anything I want, I barely watch 'tv' though so there's not that much I actually want to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Mahowry View Post
    Where you getting the ETA on?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/trackers/co..._they_be_next/

    This suggests that they've gone down to find some better hosting option so they don't get fucked up.
    I'll PM you.

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    I presume Kodi will eventually die like the rest of the methods too.

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    There will always be a replacement, there's already TOR trackers etc, just the speed is a ballache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I presume Kodi will eventually die like the rest of the methods too.
    Maybe, although Kodi itself isn't illegal so you would have to locate the people who run the streams which is totally independent of Kodi. At least with torrents, i imagine its relatively easy to locate whoever uploaded the host file to the site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    At least with torrents, i imagine its relatively easy to locate whoever uploaded the host file to the site.
    Depends on many factors really. The story of the guy who leaked The Revenant screener on PTP, and subsequently got caught, is textbook how not to upload.

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    Site is undergoing planned maintenance. We will be back soon. Bad peering has caused the downtime to take longer than expected. ETA < 6 hours -- Updated Fri Nov 18 20:02:50 UTC 2016
    Surprising.

    I'll probably grab a shit load when it comes back up.

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    Yeah my buffer is getting tanked.

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    I wish mine was being tanked right now

    Damn tracker.

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    My cousin has invited me to his wedding. This came as a bit of a surprise because I've seen him about once in the last 10 years and he's a total dickwad, but there we are. What I do take issue with is the 'invitation' came about a year in advance with an instruction to 'save the date'. Fine, if he wants to tie people down, but this is before I discover it's taking place in a small village about 50 miles outside Warsaw (he's marrying a Pole). So what he expects me to do is sign away a weekend in a year's time to spend probably Ł750 all told to go and watch him marry his mail order bride, in some sort of gothic tavern in the middle of eastern Europe, baboushka stirring away at the cauldron, boiled cabbage on the menu, the ghosts of Nazi soldiers clawing at the snow-dusted windows, and my mother tells me it would be 'rude' not to go.

    I'm quite willing to risk a family spat in order to avoid that wedding.

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    My mate got angry at me when I told him that certain people shouldn't be invited to his wedding just because they're a partner of a friend or distant family. He admitted I was right in a lot of cases after the wedding. Some girl that they've never met being there because she's been going out with a friend's brother is just stupid.

    Expecting people to travel far is pretty selfish, but they might just be putting the offer out there and won't mind if you say no.

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    That's the other thing, if I got myself a girlfriend between now and then (more likely that an arctic hare will become President of France, but you never know) they would also be making the trip from the mule rank at Warsaw airport, as the fictional missus has also bagged herself an invite. They must be short of mates, tbh, which I can well imagine.

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    My wedding list was pretty disciplined to either family or good friends. Anyone with partners would have had to be serious (e.g.. living with them, engaged etc) otherwise it wasn't a plus 1. Having it abroad culled numbers as well which was a relief as the initial 129 figure whittled down to about 79 which saved me about Ł4bn.

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    You got married, Kiko? To the Portuguese lass?

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    Yes and yes. In July this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    You got married, Kiko? To the Portuguese lass?
    He liked it. So he put a ring on it.

    Apparently 'dibs' doesn't cut it these days.

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    Jimmy really needs to get back to writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Yes and yes. In July this year.
    Congrats. I've probably asked before, but she's not from Madeira is she?

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    No, her family is based around Lisbon and her grandfather the interior (near Covilha).

    Are you still offshore?

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    Where's the wedding being held, Jimmy?

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    Older boy, probably late 60's, opens up his car door in the Tesco car park, drops a sandwich container then fucks off. I don't know why I'm surprised but it seems like such a teenager thing to do.

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    You shouldn't stereotype teenagers then it wouldn't be such a surprise.

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    Teenage cunts tend to grow up into adult cunts, it's not that complex.

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    That's people in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Teenage cunts tend to grow up into adult cunts, it's not that complex.
    You expect people to mature a bit though. I've never seen an OAP behaving like such a shocking lout before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    No, her family is based around Lisbon and her grandfather the interior (near Covilha).

    Are you still offshore?
    Sweet. Seems a bit weird you being married. When was the proposal made? It doesn't feel like I've been gone for that long.

    Back in Brighton now. Getting third year out the way then fuck knows what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Mahowry View Post
    Where's the wedding being held, Jimmy?
    Fucked if I know, he hasn't actually sent the invite out yet, just sent a 'save the date' thing with a picture of a demonic skull figure on it, something which screams romance. Word of mouth tells me that it is indeed in a small village 50 miles outside Warsaw.

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    You should intervene to make sure its love. A couple of blokes I used to work with got hitched to Polish women and taken to the cleaners.

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    The place my family live in is about 50 miles outside Warsaw, it's a pretty big city though so you wont be meeting any of my Polish half, unfortunately.

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    Room was robbed in Berlin so I've just spent the day in the British embassy paying a hundred euros for an 'Emergency Passport'. The staff there are entirely useless.

    I had a bit of a laugh at the Russian embassy though. Every other nation has a fairly nondescript building with their flag hanging outside, then the Russian one is a colossal big place with gold gates and writing chiselled into the walls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Room was robbed in Berlin so I've just spent the day in the British embassy paying a hundred euros for an 'Emergency Passport'. The staff there are entirely useless.


    I had a bit of a laugh at the Russian embassy though. Every other nation has a fairly nondescript building with their flag hanging outside, then the Russian one is a colossal big place with gold gates and writing chiselled into the walls.
    In a hotel or hostel?

    Being robbed in a hotel is all sorts of crazy.

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    There's a special circle in Dante for people who recline their seats all the way on airplanes, and it probably involves a flight that never ends and where the seatbelt light never goes off.

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    It's not even comfortable.

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