Originally Posted by
Mahow
Decided to choose Newcastle as my loan destination when I was told to fuck off to the Championship and I'm seriously regretting it.
I've played 10 games now scoring 10 goals but I'm having to work so hard for them. The style of play that 'Deano' has employed at Newcastle is the slowest, most boring possession game known to man which makes Van Gaal's reign at United look like the most glorious total football ever.
I'm having to drop so deep to collect the ball to stop players constantly turning, stopping on the ball and passing it around in neat little triangles before one tries to put his head down and run through the oppositions team.
I had scored in my first 8 matches but then drew blanks against Nottingham Forest (which was eye bleedingly bad) and Man City's kids in the EFL cup (we beat them in possession stats though because those triangles were fucking amazing at 3-1 down).
I can't wait to be brought back to United on THIS JOURNEY or just sold to some Saudi Arabian team because anything is better than this.