Not to go all Tuesday night at Stoke, but ours is the league where that sort of thing gets found out sooner rather than later. Think Michael Carrick at centre-back, or that Christmas where Chelsea had Hilario and no proper defenders.Originally Posted by randomlegend
My captain is playing DM? FFS.
Absolutely spasticated attempt to win the ball then. Always going to be a penalty.
Even odder, it seems that it's Gael Clichy at center back.
You can see already how replacing Joe Hart with a more comfortable passing goalkeeper is central to the entire system.
Look at the size of Kone
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I'd be cashing out but then I'm a coward.
Yeah I'd be inclined to cash out as well. It's not as big a payout but that's still very good money.
You'll blow the £200 on other high risk bets so there's no point in cashing out.
Would be nice if BT didn't mention Joe Hart every other fucking minute.
Cash out, and put £121 on QPR at 23/10.
QPR win, you're £500 up, QPR lose or draw you're £100 up.
We've always had one or two talisman to drag us out. When Taylor goes we're fucked.
2/1 is a fucking awful price for QPR tomorrow. Robbery.
Yeah, I was surprised to see them so short.
He's killing one bird with two stones.
Well played Rio.
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Defoe
Pep
He can't even do it against Sunderland on a sunny Saturday evening in Manchester.
Hehehe I would just love it so much if Guardiola gets completely fucked over in the PL in games like these, because he thinks he can play like with Barca or Bayern.
Seriously Barca - Eibar is not the same as City against Hull, or whatever.
Fuck you McNair.
He just seems to be doing things which are REVOLUTIONARY for the sake of proving his GENIUS when they are actually just retarded.
I hate these new graphics. Specially on FPL, but also when watching on stream as well. So fucking horrible. Burns my eyes.
Although maybe the plan all along was to bewilder the opposition centre back into scoring an own goal.
McNair is bollocks though so it doesn't take much.
Pep
Or, you know, creating 5v3 overloads in the midfield which in turn drags opposition wide players and defenders into the middle allowing the four forwards a lot more room in the offensive third.
Pep selections and Pep 77% possession. Sunderland got Pepped right up.
@Waffdon must have cheered the Everton selection.
Glorious scenes.Just clocked the Lord Benitez score.
They aren't 'pants', Crisps, you massive midlife crisis.
I think we can excuse him.
His crap puns.
I see Everton and Tottenham drew 1-1 again.
Gary
David Moyes resorting to the tried and tested deflection strategy of citing a supposedly incorrect decision from about three minutes before the opposition score. It's almost hard to believe he's been useless since leaving Everton.
David Moyes' Sunderland are a couple of top-half cast-offs and an idiot from the French league away from donning it.
lol at Smallpockets sweating his bollocks off in that Floyd jumper.
Lew, are you watching all the games...now?
Match Of The Day is on
It is, but I've got eight monitors on the go to stream every match like Dennis Nedry.
Another mistake leading to a goal from Stones today. He's a liability, but he does Cruyff turns in his own box so 'Pep' will adore him.
You know, back in the days when you were still fat, I always pictured you as basically Dennis Nedry minus the glasses.
Eric Dier looks like something out of Saved by the Bell with that new hairdo.
I've read a lot of 'Yeah but with "Pep" coaching him...', as if either of his previous sides could defend against comparable opposition.
Our 3rd Rock from the Sun cosplay could have been mega.
I reckon he will do better for Pep than he might for anyone else. He seems a lot like the sort of defender who is suited for an extremely high back line where the duties will largely be distributional anyway.
Whether that is "enough" I've no idea.
The SEETHE on here if Pep wins the league with John Stones Cruyffing his way to player of the season, David Silva his fellow centre back, and the full backs playing as funky inside right and lefts.
Try playing Clichy as centre back against some absolute unit like Andy Carroll and it'll be interesting.
Middlesborough being back in the league always reminds me of Ravanelli/Juninho. What a time to be alive
The most likely source of seethe will be if all his wanky 'Xabi Alonso as sweeper' style pointless tinkering gets them biffed by Bournemouth and a third place finish. I could see you leaving the board if that happens.
Stones will be his Pique, only not as big or as good. His best chance of becoming a proper defender would be a manager who'd slap him every time he took more than three touches and hit him with a haymaker if he tried a backheel. Guardiola will take him out for dinner when he does those things, so he'll only get worse.
That's Xherdan Shaqiri done for the year. Bag of shit.
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