79 year old arrested. Who is a famous 79 year old?
From Essex.
79 year old arrested. Who is a famous 79 year old?
From Essex.
Bamster.
Bamster's mum
I can eliminate Cliff Richard from enquiries, he's 74.
Twitter is awash with cunts desperately after RTs because they've linked to an article, rather than searing and false accusations completely without merit.
List of suspects:
Pope Francis
Engelbert Humpadinck
Kris Kristofferson
Kris Kristofferson is my main suspect. He's not from Essex as far as I know but he's been linked with some seriously dodgy shit by the likes of David Icke.
Victor Meldrew is 79.
The actor who played him is gay too apparently. Didn't know that.
I don't believe it.
Fucking hell he's a nailed on nonce then.
He's Scottish.
Cheap nonce.
It says 'residing in Essex'.
Might throw out a couple of Wilson Yewtree tweets on the TTH account to generate interest.
Sepp Blatter must be feeling pretty hard done by now.
Some girl is accusing Bob Ferris, Meldrew and Mike Read on Twitter in 2013. They were having a meal together in Sheekey's in London. Probably discussing their rapey triumphs.
Brian Blessed is 79 and must live in that sort of area too.
Albert Finney.
Brian Blessed is 78. If we can accept the possibility of them getting the age slightly wrong, I'm putting up Maggie Smith for suspicion.
I thought for a second it was David Jason but he's 75.
I've dropped a few lines in the Twittersphere, let's see if we get any Mi6 sign ups.
The Queen is 89. Maybe Icke was right.
Sleuth away - http://www.bornglorious.com/birthyea.../07ssc&yr=1926
Ian Paisley......
Spav.
Until Thursday but, yeah, they probably wouldn't report that wrongly.Originally Posted by Hammer
It's sort of shitty thing to speculate about.
It's a 79 year old, so born in 1936 (or late 1935).The Queen is 89. Maybe Icke was right.
Sleuth away - http://www.bornglorious.com/birthyea.../07ssc&yr=1926
Ian Paisley......
Well the same applies to this list, then
http://www.bornglorious.com/birthyea.../07ssc&yr=1936
Could be Ken Barlow.
Don't you dare.
If it's Brian Blessed we might as well shut up shop. He's one of the few genuine national treasures.
I've never got why anybody likes him, which is the same way I felt about Rolf Harris...
Because he's amazing, you miserable pile of poo.
I don't get the fuss about Brian Blessed either. A 'national treasure'? Why?
I don't think I could bear the thought of Brian Blessed being a nonce. Toby must not like exciting people.
EDIT: Oh and Boydy as well. Quelle fucking surprise.
He's hilarious.
That episode of HIGNFY he hosted was one of the best ever.
Which one? The "not as much as all those bombs, eh, Gerry?" one?
WHAT?! YOU'RE GAY??!!!
Caps.
Yeah.
He just shouts not very funny things very loudly. Whatever you want to say about him he definitely isn't "exciting".
Toby's idea of exciting is when he gets a positive wdytoe write-up.
Is anything exciting to you?
Exciting's a fairly objective term, so while you might not think he is he still could legitimately be to others.
So he did a good episode of hignfy once. I see. National treasure, yep.
This must constitute some of the best television I've ever watched.
I suppose it is 'exciting' to hear stories about the interesting stuff he's done, like his Everest climbs and other expeditions, but he didn't talk much about those on HIGNFY and just overpowered everything with his stupid theatre voice.
If Byron had said he was excitable his post would have been correct on all counts. I rarely like excitable people.
You see, what you've done there is combine John's assertion that he's a national treasure with my completely unrelated remark about him hosting a very good episode of HIGNFY and asserted that that's the only justification for him being so.
Which, if I'm honest, is a bit naughty.
I imagine you'd be excited too if you got one.
Also turned back from fulfilling a lifelong dream to save someone's life and boxed with the fucking Dalai Lama. And he played Vultan.
He's also the oldest man to reach the North Pole on foot, which is enough for national treasure status on its own.
Calm down.
Does he even do anything other than go on stuff and be loud at people any more? He was a legitimately excellent actor in his day.
He's served his time I think and just lols about now.
Are we happy for Blessed to go in Room Nonce then?
Bit sinister.
This is pretty much what I was going to say scrolling down the thread. Guy's a hero.
Why? Isn't it fairly obvious by now that my posts are not dictated by how popular they make me?
Back in your box, I fear.
/somehowaboutharold
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