I think I've gone full mental

[Lewis]

Landed, she greeted me with her friend who also works on the website and we got into the taxi. I was in and out of sleep as I hadn't slept the night before with most of the time I was awake being thrown across the car due to the wank roads. The taxi had no seatbelts in the back and I smashed my head on the roof a couple of times. The taxi driver also went balls deep into a pothole around 2am Ukraine time so we had to sit outside in the freezing cold for 30 minutes or so whilst he changed it.

Arrived at her town, went to a shop to buy some shit and then to get keys for an apartment where we would stay. I wasn't happy but they wanted either my passport or driving licence to hold onto so I opted for the lesser of two evils and handed over my driving licence. Got there and then went to bed.

Then it was pretty much the same each day/night. She'd go to the studio where she did her camming, make me also use my tablet to visit her room, then she'd come back with her friend, we'd all talk for a little bit and then sleep until she would go back to the studio.

On the last night we went to a restaurant, had some food and she made me drink a few cocktails (2 or 3) and promised to give me a kiss if I did it. When the taxi came to take me back to the airport she gave me a half hearted hug and a peck on the cheek.

It was such a waste of money and 4 days.

Did you sniff her clothes or anything?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No but I almost died not farting or taking a shit whilst she was there.

It was torture holding all those gasses in.

[Lewis]

This is amazing. Did you create this thread knowing somebody would give you the opportunity to tell us about it?

[Shindig]

Once it looked like it wasn't on, you should've just let rip. Give her something to remember you by. I've recently discovered a line I can't cross. I reviewed a game called Rally Copters this week and I really, really wanted to give it a Colin McRae tagline. I couldn't do it. I had five different options all swimming in my head and I just couldn't convince myself they were great to put down for public consumption.

This comes hours after being temporarily banned from Giant Bomb's forums for suggesting a Swedish skier dying whilst filming for Ubisoft's Steep was 'one way to get your name on the box.'

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is amazing. Did you create this thread knowing somebody would give you the opportunity to tell us about it?

Nope but I had been thinking of creating a thread for a few months. A little happy that it's turned out this way.

[SvN]

So hold on, while you were in Ukraine you were still visiting her chat room via your tablet? Am I reading that right?

[Magic]

Mahow is happy at the way this has turned out. Fucking oyft.

[Bernanke]

No idea, instantly got into a taxi and went.

The roads in the Ukraine were a fucking abomination though.

I loved the high-ways close to Kiev, they where like 2 times as wide as anything we have in Sweden.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So hold on, while you were in Ukraine you were still visiting her chat room via your tablet? Am I reading that right?

Yeah, she told me to do so.

A couple of months before I actually went out there I genuinely hated it all. I could only be in there for a maximum of 20 minutes at a time, it was fucking awful.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mahow is happy at the way this has turned out. Fucking oyft.

I'm happy that it's all come out.

I loved the high-ways close to Kiev, they where like 2 times as wide as anything we have in Sweden.

Yeah just outside Kiev they were fine, I thought my Dad was being too harsh on the roads or they had improved since he had last been. Just outside of Kiev though and you couldn't call them roads, they were about 90% potholes.

[SvN]

So the entire thing was a waste of time, really then. Did she ask for any money while you were over there? This entire "my boss wants half" thing reeks of a scam, because it just makes no sense at all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So the entire thing was a waste of time, really then. Did she ask for any money while you were over there? This entire "my boss wants half" thing reeks of a scam, because it just makes no sense at all.

Nope.

I know, that set alarm bells going off and yet nothing really came of it.

[Disco]

Did you try your new language out on her?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did you try your new language out on her?

I didn't have it then, I was actually attempting to learn Russian at that time.

[Disco]

You should just go the whole hog, learn elvish and buy a fedora.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You should just go the whole hog, learn elvish and buy a fedora.

Sadly hats just don't work on me.

[Spammer]

Wow. Can't believe that happened.

And yet still no pictures.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wow. Can't believe that happened.

And yet still no pictures.

Of her? Google it.

[Lewis]

No, selfies and that that you took out there.

[7om]

Did you try it on at all with her, Mahow?

Don't tell me you went all that way just to sit off camera and mod her chat room?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No, selfies and that that you took out there.

I deleted them all.

Did you try it on at all with her, Mahow?

Don't tell me you went all that way just to sit off camera and mod her chat room?

By trying it all you mean hoping she made the first move? If so, yes.

Going out there was me doing the most that I could do, I physically couldn't attempt to try anything. I was far too scared.

[Waffdon]

Oh my days.

[mugbull]

Honestly beyond anything I've ever heard in my life. Incredible. I didn't know people like Mahow existed.

[Lewis]

Remember when you used to post as a twenty-four year old tennis player whose bird finished with him after having an abortion?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Honestly beyond anything I've ever heard in my life. Incredible. I didn't know people like Mahow existed.

Crippling social anxiety around hot females and a complete lack of self confidence will do this.

It's why I didn't talk on the cam site until last year as I always knew that I could get sucked in like this.

[mugbull]

Remember when you used to post as a twenty-four year old tennis player whose bird finished with him after having an abortion?

True, but I was 13 years old then. Plus my thing was pretty low risk / low involvement.

[Byron]

Remember when you used to post as a twenty-four year old tennis player whose bird finished with him after having an abortion?

Remember Hulls Tiger?

[Baz]

Disappointed I wasn't part of The Group. We all know I'm good at internet stalking.

[Andrew]

This is up there with the guy who started a thread on him believing he had become involved with a load of mafia types and then just disappeared when he said he was going to the police.

[Adamski]

I didn't realise the initial story was on the old board, gutted that's lost.

[SvN]

Yeah it's a shame the old board seems fully dead now.