Is this what it claims to be, or is it old footage of something else?Originally Posted by Lewis
Is this what it claims to be, or is it old footage of something else?
You can hear someone shouting 'fucking Squirtle' about half way through so I'd imagine it is what it says.
Can ISIS release rare Pokemons into parks?
Lol Morgans and diet coke is so shit. Ended up staying at the in laws to avoid the substantial taxi fare home.
I'm in love with a wOrk colleague guys
Suck her tits mate.
We need more information if we're going to help...and I think we should.
Is she single/involved/married/lesbian?
How long have you known her?
Wedding, Pokémon GO hunt, Black Peaks gig = weekend.
For a second I read that as 'Wedding Pokémon Go hunt' and the sad thing is it didn't even surprise me.
Why the fuck are adults playing pokermon? Surely that's a bit wierd.
HA. Yes, I can totally see that happening if the stars aligned for a couple of Pokémon lovers.
Vicar: "Brian, do you take thee <insert woman here> as your lawf-"
Brian: "Hold on vicar, there's a Golbat in the vestry, brb."
Millennials, innit? Plus it's... fun? Idk, I had a nice chat with some coppers who twigged me playing on my way home from work last night. They told me they helped fish some dozy knobber out of a river after blindly wandering into it while playing.
Whilst it seems very odd for adults to be participating, at least it's getting people out of the house.
Why shouldn't adults play? Adults play just about every other kind of game.
If it's not sexual role play then I'm not playing.
Depending on your age and circumstances in life, I'm surprised you have time to play.
Reviewing some indie game, EVO 2016 is on and I'm getting some new contact lenses.
I have to hear about this Pokémon Go bollocks all the time, working in a school. Doesn't help that one of my colleagues plays it, so I have kids asking me constantly "Sir, do you play Pokémon Go? Why not, Mr so-and-so does, etc"
Mind you this craze may put an end to the 'bottle flip' one.
Bottle flip?
Edit: oh that's those wanky videos that get posted online. Didn't realise that was genuinely a thing.
I'm so out of touch.
I'm not going to bother but the idea behind Pokemon Go seems alright. Getting out of the house and walking about has to be better than sitting on your arse playing fucking Candy Crush.
Think I'm going to get my hair cut this morning. Then go to Hinckley's friendly this afternoon and spend the evening reading while Lauren is at work.
Dinner with the in laws tomorrow. That's about it.
What will you be reading? Fiction? Fact? Erotica?
A book about European countries beating the shit out of one another over the years. The reading will be interspersed with vigorous bouts of masturbation, no doubt.
Fuck sake.
I wish you a lovely time.
I did a bit of touring of Aberdeen yesterday in search of pokemon. Got kicked out of a couple of gyms too for being too shit.
Sounds like a normal weekend for you.
Normally don't have to leave my living room to don pokemon though.
I've a run of like 8 weeks where I have plans but in the middle of it all is one weekend of doing nothing. That weekend is today and tomorrow. Today I had a clean, played FM, watched the last episode of that OJ Simpson thing, watched some other stuff and ordered my food shop. It's been lazy and amazing.
Tomorrow I have to put my food shop away and be even more lazy.
I'm in York.
Market Weighton Meet.
Lined up to record a podcast at some point. Also, some mormon lasses pulled me over as I was walking home tonight. One tooth British woman and a lovely Australian who I would've gladly taken to hell and back. Got her number but not for that reason.
I'm in Leith, and I don't know why.
Bit late if you're there tomorrow Nobles is cracking for food and drink. Why are you posting this stuff so late with no scope for advice?
I don't have to go to Scotland on Sunday now \o/
Full Saturday of haircuts, opticians appointments and then some reviewing work. Might stop and see my folks as I'm passing through. Starting to miss weekends where I've had nowt to do.
Had a few beers last night and played some pool. As usual I was very inconsistent; missed shit loads of regulation pots, but hit a couple of absolute crackers. Potted a double from the baulk cushion and escaped a snooker with a fucking filthy swerve shot. Here is an artist's impression of it:
I'm gonna drink instant coffee and watch cricket all day then go out this evening as it is my mate's girlfriend's birthday and she wants to "get on the smash" for it. Happy to oblige. Think we're going to the roughest fucking pub in town cus her mate works there and they do Ł2 jagerbombs. I'll entertain myself by freaking out the smackhead clientelle by putting loads of beefheart and throbbing gristle on the jukebox.
Should be aite.
Aching today from work, so chill like fuck mainly. Probably some PS4 and some sausages for tea like a boss.
Scattered my grandad's ashes at his favourite place. My leg is killing me from walking and it was pretty sad.
That was good of the primary school to leave the gates open for you.
Woof.
Holy shit.
It was weird too because you think it'll be a small amount of dust basically but it was a huge tub of barbeque leftovers essentially.
Reminds me that I need to go take care of my father's ashes at some point.
Just got up early and spent 70 minutes in an online queue for absolutely muck tickets for the two quarter finals next Saturday.
Kept waking up every hour so I've decided to jack the overtime in. Recorded a podcast yesterday and realised how bad I am at talking. Erm.. err... <car rolls past>.
Plan is to stay home and do nothing but the kids are with me and " it's not good parenting to stay all day in front of the TV" so I most likely go to some leisure Park or something. Don't want to though...
What's 'appening, lads? I'm so unbelievably bored.
I'm currently transferring playlists from Spotify to Apple Music. Fuck my life is exciting!!
Earlier today my Mum was pressure washing the decking.
I spent about 5 minutes unplugging it and plugging it back in again whilst watching her believing that the pressure washer was faulty and attempting to fix it.
It was genuinely brilliant.
I spent four hours pressure washing the patio the other day, and, apart from the vibrations making my hand go numb, it's very relaxing. It's also the sort of thing non-useless sons should be doing instead of leaving it to their elderly mothers.
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